Giving away my shit. House, ammunation + money

[Dexter]

Because you stole my girl once.

[SafetyMoose]

Because im a Moose. A Canadian one at that.

[duffman]

My mother is dieing of cancer, and I need some money to help her to buy medication since we are a family poor(africans) so I guess a little of change might help a lot, thanks in advance.

Anthony Connor Santos.

[JayL]

Sell them and use money for a positive way in the server... make roleplay, give jobs, make events.

[Julio.]

Because im a Moose. A Canadian one at that.

We'd best just hand the money over now, this is just... too good. 

[CharlieKasper]

Because my penis is small and i need money to enlarge it and to fuck girls. No joke.

charlie...

[Rami]

Because my penis is small and i need money to enlarge it and to f**k girls. No joke.

charlie...

Give dat nigg' da money.

[Nexxt]

i want to be high rank gangster so i need to bribe daniel_corlone to join the corlone_family, i need money and ammunation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stefanrsb]

Because I never had more than 300k. Because I never had a big house. Because I never owned a biz. Because I have $28 right now.
Because I like to make events. Because everyone likes money, and I do it too. Because this is not 200 words. Because I wrote more than anyone else yet.
Because some of my 'friends' are joking with me because I don't have much money neither in assets nor anywhere else.
Because I lost 10 mins in thinking things to write. Because i never have luck. Because I'm lowering my troll level. That are all the things I could think off. I would be happy only with the part of the money. 

Why are you giving it away, anyway?

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

Minimum of 2000 words

[adamb]

We had a lot of fun together as Stracci, there for, i say you share between Stracci members and ex-Stracci members.

[Stefanrsb]

If I copy that and paste it 10 times it will be even more...

[Twister]

You'll regret giving away your assets

[Dean Willis]

It is funny that people are actualy writing 2000 word story but don't realise that he is trolling you..

He probably will pass it to his Stracci successor.

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

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