Once upon a time, there was a little fluffy bunny called Mr. Fluffy.
Mr. Fluffy lived in Happy Fluffy Bunnyland, a very colorful place with very plenty butterflies and unicorns. Mr. Fluffy and his friends were so very happy, and there were no bad people to disturb their happiness, because Mr. Fluffy's ancestors drove all the bad people away from the Happy Fluffy Bunnyland.
One day, Mr. Fluffy received an invitation from Mr. Luffy Bunny to come to his house for a party with other fluffy bunny friends, so Mr. Fluffy dressed in his very best suit and set out for Mr. Luffy Bunny's house.
On the way to Mr. Luffy Bunny's house, Mr. Fluffy got run over by a combine harvester which scattered his intestines all over the roadside, and he died a slow, horrible death from internal hemorrhage.
The end.