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[Prometheus[NL]]

Mhh I have a weakness for people called Marcel   but eh we dont have problems as we stand right now, so I dont know what happened and when, but you are free to speak.

[Prometheus[NL]]

ok on another note, I found this article verry funny and it wil teach you something about the russian way of doing things or should i say saying things 

A First lesson in Russian Swearing
Gulag This, Bitchsky!
by :Kristin Loveland

Ah Russia, land of frost and barrenness and death. At some point all of us feel the nomadic urge to hop on a 747 jet straight to Moscow and brave the bitter cold and Putin’s dire yet strangely stimulating gaze. And yet, when you enter the former communist city and gaze on block after block of boxy buildings and think to yourself, “Dude, this is like, the City of Ugly, man,” you may feel lost and afraid—afraid because there’s been a police officer/former KGB ninja stalking you since JFK, or afraid because when someone says “Idi obsosi tayevo papu, kak ti delayesh den, ti shluha yebanaya,” you have no idea what the fuck he’s talking about.
    This is where I save your ignorant, American ass. Because you know what? You were just told to “go suck off your daddy like you do every night, you fucking whore,” and unless you know what you’re doing, you’re going to respond with something like, “Where is the bathroom?  You know, B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M—Baaaathhhrooooom?”  Lame-o Americano. 
    Having spent thousands of winters huddled in one room with only a tiny fire and 2000 quarts of vodka to warm 500 hundred people in negative fifty degree weather, the Russian people have understandably developed a very precise lexicon of insults. For instance, while an early American colonist such as George Washington may have commented, “If you don’t mind, Martha, your body is blocking my warm fire,” his Russian counterpart, Catherine the Great, would have more explicitly stated, “Pizda*, move that great big slab of flesh that you call your ass away from the only thing that’s going to keep me warm tonight, you big chunk of heartless ice.”
   
Credit:
Learning Russian swears can be a lot of fun, especially with friends. The basic idea is to take a normal phrase or adage, perhaps one passed down to you from your mom and dad, and turn it into the most offensive and horrible line you can think of. Use plenty of words such as "bitch" and "prick" and "your mama just got screwed up the ass by a dog with a big-ass dick."
    For example, say you’ve had a long day at work and your boss decides you deserve a break.  In English he would say, “Good work Jim, why don’t you take five?” But in Russian he would have bushy eyebrows and vodka stains and would say, “Ok Stanislav, you’ve done the deed, now get off the body.” Because Russians realize that a long day of work is ultimately just the same as necrophilia, the victimless crime.
    And in case your father takes you aside for a father-son talk and admonishes, “Nothing ventured is nothing gained,” you should probably respond with the Russian adage: “Yeah yeah Dad, I know. If you’re afraid of teeth, you’ll never get a blowjob.”
Further, while one of our pansy American signs of disrespect may be to spit on someone, the Russians don’t play so nice. Spitting is child’s play. The real fun begins when you “put excrement on someone with a whole set of tableware.” I’ve always wondered how exactly the excrement would be applied and whether it would be served in a hotplate or a casserole dish. Of course, as the Russians say, it’s all one prick to me.
And it’s nice to know that the Russians still respect their communist heritage. For instance, suppose a girl in your dorm is known to get around the floor. In America we use the dry, overused, yet oh-so-pleasing-to-the-tongue term “slut” to describe her.  But in Russian she’s someone who’s “fucked with the whole collective’s farm.”  Because there’s nothing that says Lenin like a dirty fucking whore.
*Cunt
Translations courtesy of Barron’s Educational Services’ Dictionary of Russian Slang and Colloquial Expressions

[Pandalink]

Hey guys, I think some of you know me, and there happened some ..well.. not so cool things.

That's why I want to arrange a meeting with the mafia.

No weapons, just talk about the situation,
maybe we can handle it out.


Greetings,
Marcel

We will attempt to organise a meeting soon, however I will be very busy tomorrow afternoon.

[Prometheus[NL]]

We will attempt to organise a meeting soon, however I will be very busy tomorrow afternoon.

Mr West will be going on a Fox hunt with his atire tomorrow afternoon afterwards earl grey will be served in the salon as usual 

[Bierpenner]

I will be very busy tomorrow too, because of important exams.

[punkemo]

Mr West will be going on a Fox hunt with his atire tomorrow afternoon afterwards earl grey will be served in the salon as usual 

LOL!!

Hey guys, I think some of you know me, and there happened some ..well.. not so cool things.

That's why I want to arrange a meeting with the mafia.

No weapons, just talk about the situation,
maybe we can handle it out.


Greetings,
Marcel

I know what happnened, please post when you want the meeting to happen as i am the key to why it happened!!

[Bierpenner]

Lol I searched for your post, it is in the "quote".

Anyway everything should be okay now

[punkemo]

After great deliberation i'm going to be leaving Solonik, this is due to the fact that Solonik is splitting into two factions, Maxy and Panda, and Religue and me. We have dicussed this with Maxy and Panda and we have decieded it is for the best that we split up. We will be making a new group and would be pleased to have a alliance with Solonik.

Goodbye everyone, thanks for the great times and all of you are great friends!!! :bye:

[Religue]

Hey guys i made a new Forums acc as my old one doesnt work anymore...
Anyway:

Punk posted before me. Solonik splited in 2 a bit.
And the leader isnt that much on also.
But it was a great time here in Solonik.
We achieved alot with this mafia.
We have shown the we could rise in Argonath very strong and very hard.
Other mafias crumbled under us in the beginning.
But in the end member left or left argonath all the way.
Its sad to see what solonik has become.
But still with 4 people we still shown that solonik has still his strength.
And for me i never thought that i would leave solonik, exept when it died.

Farewell guys...  :bye:

[Maxy]

Wow..

[Prometheus[NL]]

Thats a Pitty .But if you want to start for yourself thats your choice ..good luck. We can talk about an alliance later.

[Pandalink]

After much deliberation, I have decided to leave Solonik. The reasons for this are somewhat throughout the last two pages of the topic, but also because I have decided to try something new, something more of my own.

I have had much fun in this Mafia, and many good times indeed. It has been one of the best groups I have been in on Argonath, but it is my belief that it is time to move on to something that I can try to mold myself, moreso than this.

Thanks very much, to everyone.  

[Maxy]

Iggy... The rest of Solonik.. The time has come for me to leave as well.. I wish you good luck Iggy, if you ever need anything man.. you know where to get help.. Solonik has been a ship on stormy seas, rocking in and out of highs and lows, and I'm afraid after this, I'm just a bit seasick. I love Solonik, I feel like it is my own.. but after much thought, I have decided to try something new.. Iggy, I feel I have failed you. I apologize, and I can understand if you don't like me anymore after this.. or are infuriated, but this is something I have to do.

Solonik, you have been the best part of my career on Argonath, I will NEVER forget the things you have tought me.. and the things we have done.. and achieved, as one.

Good luck in the future Iggy, do not let this be the death of Solonik..

[Samaron]

It wont be if all goes well

1: What is your in game name and what will it be after you add _Solonik: Sama_Solonik
2: What is your age:16
3: How long have you been playing SA:MP: 1 year
4: How long have you been playing Argonath RPG: 1 year
5: Do you have any specialities: you know what
6: Why do you want to join Solonik: I dont want to see my group die if I rejoin I would like to have my place as the co founder back and I'll do everything to bring us back to the top my pause is over

8: Do you know Basic English: yes
8: Do you have a teamspeak account: yes
9: Do you have a microphone: yes
10: Do you own a car, if yes what (for the assets list): yes a stretch limo
11: Do you own a house, if yes what (for the assets list): yes a richwood mansion
12: Do you own a business, if yes what (for the assets list): yes jizzy's nightclub
13: Post a link to your forum profile here (dont use the profile button in the navigation bar use the button in your posts): http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1591

14: Do you have any mafia experience: former leader and member
15: Do you have any mafia leading experience: former leader
16: Can you be serious if it is needed, meetings etc: yes
17: Can and will you follow orders from higher ranks if we are on missions: yes


Iggy in the beginning we started from nothing now we will do that again if you want to that is

[Knoothead]

Bye Maxy :'(

ehm, and third time now Sama :]

xD and :'(