Jokes Corner

[Matt Murdock]

Well, A place where we can share some funny jokes  If one already exists please do link me up.  :devroll:

I'll post a joke after each post, just to keep this going in the beginning. 

[TheLegitHabibi]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[MrFrancis]

Anti-joke chicken ftw

[Matt Murdock]

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir,You leave house.I watch house.He come to house. I watch.He and she leave house. I follow.He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.I look in window.He kiss she. She kiss he.He strip she. She strip he.He play with she. She play with he.I play with me. I fall off tree.I not see.No fee, Chen Lee.

[ElMartu]

horse walks into a bar

bartender says "why the long face"

horse: my brother died

cancer

[TruthSvensson]

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

[Matt Murdock]

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Half a worm is even worse. 

[Squeak]

A man walks into a bar


he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

A Balla goes into a store and buys something.

[Mikal]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

OH MY GOD! Complete win! Beat everyone there!

[Mikal]

:wow:

[Squeak]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby dressed as a clown.

[TruthSvensson]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my wife?
I don't kiss my wife after sex.

Great joke by a great man, Tony Clifton.

[TheLegitHabibi]

What did the Ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just Waved.

Did you Sea what I did there? Did you?

I'm Shore you did.

Haha, now another beach will post a joke.

Someone please sand another joke!

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

What did the Ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just Waved.

Did you Sea what I did there? Did you?

I'm Shore you did.

Haha, now another beach will post a joke.

Someone please sand another joke!

lol.