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on: May 01, 2012, 01:01:04 pm
Well, A place where we can share some funny jokes  :D If one already exists please do link me up.  :devroll:

I'll post a joke after each post, just to keep this going in the beginning.  ;)


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Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 01:03:17 pm
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 02:27:06 pm

Anti-joke chicken ftw



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Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 02:34:52 pm
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir,You leave house.I watch house.He come to house. I watch.He and she leave house. I follow.He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.I look in window.He kiss she. She kiss he.He strip she. She strip he.He play with she. She play with he.I play with me. I fall off tree.I not see.No fee, Chen Lee.


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Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 10:59:35 pm
horse walks into a bar

bartender says "why the long face"

horse: my brother died

cancer



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Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 11:07:53 pm
What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth


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Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 09:31:38 pm
What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
Half a worm is even worse.  :lol:



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Reply #7 on: May 05, 2012, 10:33:23 pm
A man walks into a bar


he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family


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Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 10:42:23 pm
A Balla goes into a store and buys something.



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Reply #9 on: May 05, 2012, 11:01:02 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

OH MY GOD! Complete win! Beat everyone there!

DENIED


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Reply #10 on: May 06, 2012, 01:28:46 am

DENIED


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Reply #11 on: May 06, 2012, 01:42:17 am
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby dressed as a clown.



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Reply #12 on: May 06, 2012, 01:50:32 am
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby dressed as a clown.
What's the difference between a dead baby and my wife?
I don't kiss my wife after sex.

Great joke by a great man, Tony Clifton.

when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth


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Reply #13 on: May 06, 2012, 07:20:35 am
What did the Ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just Waved.

Did you Sea what I did there? Did you?

I'm Shore you did.

Haha, now another beach will post a joke.

Someone please sand another joke!


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Reply #14 on: May 06, 2012, 06:35:11 pm
What did the Ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just Waved.

Did you Sea what I did there? Did you?

I'm Shore you did.

Haha, now another beach will post a joke.

Someone please sand another joke!
lol.



 


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