[OLD 1.0] VC:MP Funny chat logs

[Andre9977]

Well, i need this thread 

Groger: I am not a suspect anymore!!!
Razor_Sicilian: !wanted
Wanted players: Groger

[moneris0]

lol

no_kill: im not gonna crash my dodo!
moneris0: i dont no about that
no_kill: omg i crashed my dodo!
moneris0: i thought u said u weren't gona crash
no_kill:it was my mom!
moneris0: it was ur mom?
moneris0: haha

[Goodblue]

  HAHAHA his mom pwns him

[[2DM]Evil_Joop]

  hehehe

tony_rebel:hey man you really hav hacks
[2DM]Evil_Joop:yea
tony_rebel:can give me pliz
[2DM]Evil_Joop:i dont thnk so
tony_rebel:y?pliz pliz giv
[2DM]Evil_Joop:shut da fuck up b4 i kill u
tony_rebel:pliz no kill me
tony_rebel:i very poor
tony_rebel:i get bully here alot
tony_rebel:my mom dead last week
[2DM]Evil_Joop:so??
tony_rebel:i dont hav even internet
tony_rebel:i so sad
[2DM]Evil_Joop:dude WTF??
[2DM]Evil_Joop:how can u be on VCMP if u dont hav net???
[2DM]Evil_Joop:fuckn liar
tony_rebel:oh ya..so pliz giv me hacks....i poor

[Protonkid]

Thebear: Proton, give me MY money before I kill you!
Protonkid: Your money?! Where are the 8000 I loaned you yesterday?!
Protonkid: Admin, some guy just won't return me my money!
Thebear: OK, OK!
Thebear:!send 18 8000
Protonkid: So?
Thebear: I sent it.
Protonkid: Oh, really?
Thebear: QUIT LYING, you wanna rob me?
Enzo: Ermmm, proton's id is 7 and 18 is another guy.
Rusty: AND HE JUST LEFT!!! :razz:

[Goodblue]

8000? Isnt that money cheatin  :trust:  :alert"

[moneris0]

nope..


moneris0: sorry if i got you banned
moneris1: WTF U IMPOSTER
moneris0: trobby somthing filmed me
moneris1: WTF?
moneris0: sorry u great guy
moneris1: why are u as me then?
moneris0: i looked at the moneris machine
moneris1: WTF IS A MONERIS MACHINE???
moneris0: www.moneris.com
moneris1: wtf???
moneris0: they are great guys

that was when the imposter guy came on ( WTF is with these imposters today)

[PMP]

HUH?
moneris machine?
That guy was delusional.

[Protonkid]

8000? Isnt that money cheatin  :trust:  :alert"

That's called business. I jacked a heli and have been flying people around. A couple of times they killed me.