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Found my dad and my GF together... :/

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Offline MarcelTopic starter

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on: August 04, 2012, 01:15:16 am

I have a story to share with you. I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://hfimage.net/images/sscmfo0p26dxfd2zu5p6.jpg




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Reply #1 on: August 04, 2012, 01:22:29 am
That sucks. :(

I get that joke so you dont belive i didn't get it!


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Reply #2 on: August 04, 2012, 01:24:19 am
The condom joke got too boring yeah?


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Reply #3 on: August 04, 2012, 01:25:37 am
Does not make sandwiches
Start packing your bags



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Reply #4 on: August 04, 2012, 01:28:09 am
Funny ok

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Reply #5 on: August 04, 2012, 01:28:43 am
Does not make sandwiches
Start packing your bags

Yessir ;)




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Reply #6 on: August 04, 2012, 01:57:58 am
I lold

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Reply #7 on: August 04, 2012, 03:05:29 am
Cool.



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Reply #8 on: August 04, 2012, 04:14:14 am
Good one.




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Reply #10 on: August 04, 2012, 04:23:51 am
These covered me.. :lol:

It's funny how some people get it, while others totally miss the joke.




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Reply #11 on: August 04, 2012, 02:35:42 pm
I realized it was a joke from the moment you said you have a girlfriend



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Reply #12 on: August 04, 2012, 04:28:33 pm
I realized it was a joke from the moment you said you have a girlfriend
:poke: funnier than the first post.  :lol:


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Reply #13 on: August 04, 2012, 06:11:33 pm
I was about to talk to you on Facebook, because I felt shit for you. Untill I saw the picture, LMAO!!



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Reply #14 on: August 04, 2012, 06:54:05 pm
Going on holiday without your GF was a dead giveaway....

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