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Offline Aksel

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Reply #300 on: May 16, 2009, 03:04:59 am
No !! :D:D::D


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Reply #301 on: May 16, 2009, 03:11:47 am
You have to have killed someone to get a killbug O_O.

I dare you... to hmm... get one and a half litres of water, pour it into a 2 litre empty Coca Cola/Pepsi bottle, and pour some old tea/coffee into the solution. Then stir it up, so it looks like real Coca Cola, and then add lots of random stuff into the bottle, so the person who you will prank will not see it. I did this in school with old Roast Potatoes like three years ago, didn't go down well with the teachers. I also put in ketchup, and a lot of other stuff like salt and pepper, but you could try all sorts of things, just don't try stuff like medicines, that will actually kill someone...

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Reply #302 on: May 26, 2009, 04:34:12 am
Done;

Drink a glass of bleach.



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Reply #303 on: May 27, 2009, 12:41:48 pm
The fuck is bleach? Anyway yes

You puted your dick to a hole and start masturbate?

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Reply #304 on: May 27, 2009, 01:02:24 pm
Is pillow count?  :redface:

Dare to carry television for 2 minutes without moving or break or placing

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Reply #305 on: May 27, 2009, 04:38:12 pm
I hope my TV on my Mobile phone counts, then yes.

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Reply #306 on: May 28, 2009, 04:41:25 pm
Yes

I re-entered to a DD and i said that someone carjacked it (But i fail :D)

You are a homosexual?

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Reply #307 on: May 28, 2009, 05:00:38 pm
I am  :redface:

Dare to dare me next

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Reply #308 on: May 28, 2009, 06:40:58 pm
oke  :D

who are your 3 favorite admins?


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Reply #309 on: May 28, 2009, 09:13:49 pm
Didrik, Panda and Toven.

Are you angry ?



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Reply #310 on: May 29, 2009, 04:08:01 pm
oke  :D

who are your 3 favorite admins?
Are you understund the point of the game?You answer with 1 yes or no...

Didrik, Panda and Toven.

Are you angry ?
No

Are you a no-rper?

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Reply #311 on: May 29, 2009, 04:30:25 pm
no

do u phail at typing/gramar?


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Reply #312 on: May 29, 2009, 09:10:04 pm
vat? No

are you super cool ?



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Reply #313 on: May 29, 2009, 09:23:53 pm
Not as cool as you.

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Reply #314 on: May 29, 2009, 09:43:44 pm
Not as cool as you.

I knew that,

and no.



 


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