Argonath RPG Official Clan: Svensson - Est. 2007

[Skalleper]

* ANNOUNCEMENT *

Hello everyone and may I please have your attention? Still reading? Great.

Due to the recent wave of applications and some outstanding performance from some of our group members, we believe that some changes are to be made. It is with great honor we present the following news to you.

• Application wave.
  As Al posted the form in hope for a good, new, fresh, sexy and hard working potato harvester we reaceived a lot of applications. Some did make it past the 1h mark, some did not. The main reason for denial was the lack of IKEA in the application, something we see as a pure sign of disrespect towards the family. The people behind these applications are denied until Ernst stops modding. HAHA!
  For those who did not yet receive a response to their application, here they are:
  
  
  Spoiler for Don't you dare click.:

  
  DENIED - Lack of IKEA, read above for verdict.
   
  

  
  DENIED - Bumping application for no reason and a small lack of IKEA. You may re-apply in 2 potato seasons.
  
  

  
  DENIED - Not a farmer IRL or IG, bad application. + Danish. You may re-apply in 1 potato season.
  
  

  
  DENIED - Not enough farmer. You may re-apply when you are a farmer (IRL proof needed).
  
  

  
  DENIED - We can't hire you, but please tell your father to apply. He seems like a sexy one. You can re-apply in 4 potato seasons.
  
  

  
  DENIED - Lack of IKEA, read above for verdict.
  
  
  

  That was all, thanks for applying and you can now cry me a river.
• Dismissals.
  
  Starting with the bad news;
  Due to miscommunication and a lot of spam both in- and out of game;. =AV=Andrew_Banks is removed from the group. 

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• Promotions.
  
  This promotions reaches out to the one true Svensson out there. Every day we wake up to the magics and wonders of this person. A massive activity, combined with the most astonishing tricks, humor and respect for IKEA.
  *Wipes a tear of his chin*
  This induvidual has represented us in the most dark and non potao friendliest of times and we owe this weird creature a big "Thank you", a big hug and a meal consisting of 22 meatballs, mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam. It is with uttermost honor that I am now presenting our new member of the Farm council. Please give a big hand ( ) for:
  
  
  Spoiler for CLICK FOR THE TRUTH:

  GIMLI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  On behalf of all the existing and non existing (Hunden) Svenssons, we welcome you to our family with open arms. You have proven yourself more than worthy and we are absolutely delighted having the opportunity to offer you a spot in the council. You may now add the "_Svensson" tag to your name and we will await you patiently in-game to assign your new rank and introduce you to our very secret commands.
  
  
  
  
  * This was all for this time, please take your time to check out our products and remember that Lustig is the best SA:MP pilot there has ever been. *
  
  
  
  Signed,
  The Svensson Family (Represented by Skullpaper_7zon)
  
  
  

[Petarda]

* ANNOUNCEMENT *

Hello everyone and may I please have your attention? Still reading? Great.

I read this only.

[Ethan.]

Mudafuka invited gimli because he's community leader, that's unfair man

[Skalleper]

Gimli has always been a Svensson, watch your tongue little bacon.

[Ethan.]

Gimli has always been a Svensson, watch your tongue little bacon.

Dont lie to me son, ya'll mudafukas corrupt as fuck!

[Abraham]

[AK47]

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Bruuuuuuuce 

The people behind these applications are denied until Ernst stops modding

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

[Lustigkurre]

When I read your post i was like 

until i saw this:

and remember that Lustig is a bad f**king pilot, over and out.

and went from  to  !!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skalleper]

Oh no, I made a typo! Corrected on your request, Lustig!

[Mr. Goobii]

Congratulation Gimli! You have been proven yourself worth the name Svensson. Outstanding activity and creativity.  I can now one call you my own little son!

Signed,
Al Svensson - your dad.

[AK47]

GIMLI_SVENSSON 

[Ethan.]

Congratulation Gimli! You have been proven yourself worth the name Svensson. Outstanding activity and creativity.  I can now one call you my own little son!

Signed,
Al Svensson - your dad.

Dat

[Lerxo]

In-game name: DenSvenskaRebellen =3

Age: 14

Are you a farmer IRL?: Well, not really cuase of my age, However i grew up on a farm if that matters.

Are you a farmer IG?: Nope.

Describe yourself with a story(min 100 words): It all started with a fotball bet. I betted on the infamous 9th division team Atletico Palles Pojkar (APP)and my friend betted on the 7th division team Bettans Bravader United FC (BBUFC). The looser of the bet would have to eat a vodka dipped snus ball. As you can guess APP loosed against BBUFC with 6-9 and i had to put the big wet brown/black ball in my mounth and swallow.. I began to sweat and feelt the holy pungsvett wet down my underpants, I had a blackout and woke up on a park bench in Los Santos.. It came clear to me that i was in United States of Argonath. I had traveled to the other side of the earth.. I thought this as a new opportunity to start a new life, i took a loan at a bank nearby and bought an apartment. I currently work as a meatball importer for mamma scans.

[AK47]

Good luck! 

[Lustigkurre]

omg, nice angus young signature. that's my hero, all categories.