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Reply #2925 on: January 01, 2012, 02:48:04 pm

Funny/odd street names have always made me laugh.


- Butt Hole Road has since sadly been renamed to Archers Way.


- Muff means pubic hair here in the UK
- Fanny, no it's not your behind or your bottom as it is in the US Fanny here means Vagina(Minge).


I hope they are amusing in some sort of way and that you have learnt something from me today.



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Reply #2926 on: January 01, 2012, 03:08:25 pm
On that note, near where I used to live on the Isle of Wight, there's a village called Apse Heath. We always used to go with a spray can and change the P to a R, making for a funny welcome, and a cool battle with the council who kept changing it back...

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In the early 2000s someone equipped with spray paint, adjusted the "P" to an "R" in a road sign welcoming people to the village. There is a constant battle between the highways department and rustic wit(s)/guerilla artists who find the name something of a predictable source of amusement.




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Reply #2927 on: January 01, 2012, 03:58:32 pm
Aha, if anyone has any more amusing street names please do post them. Butt hole road that i posted above was rather close to me i used to pass it on the way to Sheffield.



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Reply #2929 on: January 02, 2012, 08:22:02 am

No I don't play anymore


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Reply #2930 on: January 02, 2012, 02:40:51 pm


"One does not simply walk into mordor"



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Reply #2932 on: January 03, 2012, 06:16:49 am


"One does not simply walk into mordor"

:rofl:

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


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Reply #2933 on: January 04, 2012, 06:11:44 pm

I wouldn't say "girlfriend", since it does not cost you any money. :lol:

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2934 on: January 04, 2012, 06:46:56 pm
I wouldn't say "girlfriend", since it does not cost you any money. :lol:
So true  :lol:


Salt and hate won't take us anywhere.
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.


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Reply #2936 on: January 05, 2012, 01:04:59 am

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Reply #2937 on: January 06, 2012, 12:47:05 am


Always something better..



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Reply #2938 on: January 08, 2012, 07:31:23 am

No I don't play anymore


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Reply #2939 on: January 08, 2012, 08:01:21 am
:D

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