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Reply #4365 on: June 02, 2014, 11:06:18 pm
Quote from: Emmett on June 02, 2014, 11:05:35 pm
I rape a dog and I'm proud of it

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Reply #4366 on: June 02, 2014, 11:07:31 pm
I rape a dragon because I needed to


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Reply #4367 on: June 02, 2014, 11:11:56 pm

Prej pervojes tem i keni nja 2-3 kshilla, mos i boni pidhat shok, e shok ato qe i kini pidha.

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Reply #4368 on: June 02, 2014, 11:50:45 pm
Quote from: AlexBrooks on June 02, 2014, 11:01:14 pm

Mine is: I married a camel because i love being naked :|

What is yours?
I married my classmates because I love being naked.

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Reply #4369 on: June 03, 2014, 12:04:14 am
I'm kidnapped by boogers because i'm horny.


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Reply #4370 on: June 03, 2014, 12:10:07 am
I rape a spaceship because i love being naked.  :rofl:


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Reply #4371 on: June 03, 2014, 12:10:41 am
Quote from: Brian. on June 03, 2014, 12:04:14 am
I'm kidnapped by boogers because i'm horny.

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Reply #4372 on: June 03, 2014, 12:13:59 am
wow, "I love partying with a duck and i'm proud of it"
#ProudOfDucks


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Reply #4373 on: June 03, 2014, 12:18:21 am
I love partying with a duck... ._.

Quote from: AlexBrooks on June 02, 2014, 11:01:14 pm
iKhm IS THAT YOU?????????

COW POWERS


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Reply #4374 on: June 03, 2014, 12:23:59 am
Quote from: Khm. on June 03, 2014, 12:18:21 am
I love partying with a duck... ._.
Cow smashing a duck  :lol:  :lol:
Quote from: Khm. on June 03, 2014, 12:18:21 am
COW POWERS

Well it looks different in that picture  :lol:

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.

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Reply #4375 on: June 03, 2014, 05:06:57 pm
I killed a dog and I am proud of it.  :cowboy:


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Reply #4376 on: June 03, 2014, 06:32:04 pm
I rape an alien because I need to.




sums up my description pretty accurately.


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Reply #4377 on: June 03, 2014, 08:52:38 pm

Done.


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Reply #4378 on: June 03, 2014, 08:58:22 pm
Quote from: LucaM on June 03, 2014, 08:52:38 pm

Done.

HOW DARE SHE/HE ASK WHAT IS MONICA >.<

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.

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Reply #4379 on: June 03, 2014, 09:07:05 pm
Quote from: LucaM on June 03, 2014, 08:52:38 pm

Done.
HAHAHAHA HE ASKED ME THAT TOO ON TS :rofl:


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