Illegal immigrant falls out of plane in London suburb

[Gimli]

A stowaway appears to have plunged thousands of feet onto a quiet residential street after his frozen body dropped out of an aeroplane's undercarriage as it came in to land.
 
The body of the man, thought to be in his 30s and from North Africa, was found on a car parked in a road near London Heathrow Airport by shocked residents at 7:55am yesterday morning.
 
Locals in Mortlake, south west London, said the man had suffered multiple injuries and parts of his body had flown up to 20ft away ‘like a melon being whacked’ - but nobody else was injured.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2200947/Man-dead-street-Heathrow-flight-path-illegal-immigrant-stowaway.html#ixzz264sxVx00

[Dean.]

Shocking ... 

[Jack Rosso]

I think its time for a car wash at that point..

[Devin]

Well there's a nasty surprise in the morning.

[Dolfagr]

Probably murdered, going after a new life.

[Robby_Wilson]

Splat...

[Sweeper]

Probably murdered, going after a new life.

Did you even read it?


Next time he should buy a ticket.

[Dave]

Couldn't think of any Horatio Caine one liners to go with this, damn.

On the topic of frozen objects falling out of planes, I recall an incident a few years back with a plane on approach to Glasgow airport over Motherwell ( a nearby town ) which for whatever reason decided to eject the contents of it's liquid waste tank resulting in a massive block of frozen urine nearly landing on a group of people who were in the middle of a funeral procession.

[EliteTerm]

Couldn't think of any Horatio Caine one liners to go with this, damn.

On the topic of frozen objects falling out of planes, I recall an incident a few years back with a plane on approach to Glasgow airport over Motherwell ( a nearby town ) which for whatever reason decided to eject the contents of it's liquid waste tank resulting in a massive block of frozen urine nearly landing on a group of people who were in the middle of a funeral procession.

I guess this illegal immigrant...
(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)
....has reached his destination.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


worth a try 

[Gandalf]

Darwin award.