I have never smoked crack.
I have broken my shoulder once.
I have done something illegal.
I have smacked a girls ass.
I have not eaten a girls pussy.
I have never kicked a woman.
I have slapped a woman.
I have got busted irl, nothing big.
I have smoked pot.
I have got caught drunk.
I'm currently drug free.
I have played with my own stick, several times, So have others.
I love my life.
I have not drove under the influence.
I prefer baileys cause it doesn't taste like shit, tastes like chokolate milk :redface:
Buddah.
I have been chased by police. Almost got caught :roll:
I have never been arrested, yet.
Noone has ever drawn on me when I've passed out from alkohol.
I have lost conience or w/e several times.
I've never been or had a car accident.
Yes, I've stole something.
Lol, Yes I've been shot at

I've never taken a crap in the grass, but I have taken a crap in the middle of the street. :redface:
Yes, I've got in a fight with someone in school, I won

I've fired a gun, yes.
Sadly enough, I have played a game for 6 hours or more.
I took the liberty to awnser all the questions that wasn't stupid 
Have you ever.... slapped a teacher?