Zombie out break irl

[clancker]

We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?

Right?

Guys?

Actually, yes. It's quite possible.

Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.

If you're comforting yourself with the thought that it may take forever for such a parasite to evolve, you're forgetting about all the biological weapons programs around the world, intentionally weaponizing such bugs. You've got to wonder if the lab workers don't carry out their work under the unwitting command of the toxoplasmosa gondii already in their brains. If you don't want to sleep at night, that is.

You may be protesting that technically these people have never been dead and thus don't fit the dictionary definition of "zombies," but we can assure you that the distinction won't matter a whole lot once these groaning hordes are clawing their way through your windows.


I mean there were already 1 zombie outbreak back in Hawaii in 1893. for more info can be checked here http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html
My mean is if there was already one what stops it to be again more destruction and powerfully one
 

[MikeZ]

Huh

[PulseEffect]

What is this?

[darksword31]

I don't get it...... we call Umbrella Corp or something??

[KhornateMonkey]

We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?

Right?

Guys?

Actually, yes. It's quite possible.

Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.

If you're comforting yourself with the thought that it may take forever for such a parasite to evolve, you're forgetting about all the biological weapons programs around the world, intentionally weaponizing such bugs. You've got to wonder if the lab workers don't carry out their work under the unwitting command of the toxoplasmosa gondii already in their brains. If you don't want to sleep at night, that is.

You may be protesting that technically these people have never been dead and thus don't fit the dictionary definition of "zombies," but we can assure you that the distinction won't matter a whole lot once these groaning hordes are clawing their way through your windows.


I mean there were already 1 zombie outbreak back in Hawaii in 1893. for more info can be checked here http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html
My mean is if there was already one what stops it to be again more destruction and powerfully one

Yes.

[Matt Murdock]

The fuq is this about?

Zombies, wtf?

[Stiven]

What is this?

[Kay_Rhasta]

No.

Or we can talk about the dude who had bathsalts and ate that guy's face.
That dude was considered a "zombie".

[Matt Murdock]

we can talk about the dude who had bathsalts and ate that guy's face.

Now that sounds interesting.

[Kay_Rhasta]

Now that sounds interesting.

Bath Salts Blamed For "ZOMBIE ATTACK" In Florida

He was completely naked when he ate this guy's face.
Apparently it's cause the body becomes filled with alot of heat.
So he ripped off his clothes.
And yeah....

[Boozman]

Sounds legit

[Jubin]

No, here's why
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p1.html

[Benn]

Brain Trolled :S

[Karmps.]

In my eyes, one day a zombie apocalype WILL come, it's inevitable.Our science has evolved so much I'm not surprized if there's a virus already being tested or contained somewhere in a secret lab.

[Dexter]

Been waiting for zombies to come for years. Things would really turn interesting if they do.