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Russia mocks Sweden's lack of military might

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on: March 01, 2013, 01:16:26 pm
SOURCE: http://www.thelocal.se/46476/20130301/#.UTCdu6Vg98E

In January, Swedish Armed Forces Commander-in-Chief Sverker Göransson said that Sweden’s scaled backed military leaves the
country vulnerable.

Sweden, he claimed, could only defend itself for one week if it came under attack.

The controversial admission of Sweden's dwindling military capacity has been seized upon by Russian national television in a sketch
on the satirical programme Yesterday Live.

Featuring the melody of Abba's hit song Mamma Mia, the parody shows a man who appears to be masquerading as Göransson
as he makes an impassioned plea about the imminent threat from the east.

"Mamma Mia! They will tear us apart! 7-3! Just like in hockey last year," he sings, referring to Russia's drubbing of Sweden at the 2012 World Championships.


Yesterday Live: "Russia attacks Sweden" parody! (English subtitles)


The clip, a version of which has been published on YouTube with English subtitles, features a rollicking chorus at first sung by a
group of fawning female journalists and later by a set of male dancer/soldiers dressed in tight yellow shorts and blue sleeveless
shirts.

The video's faux-commander at first suggests that Sweden's only hope of surviving a Russian invasion is to join Nato.

He then makes sexist claims about the qualifications of Karin Engström, Sweden's minister of defence.

"Our potential is fragile and our Minister of Defence wears a skirt," he sings.
But by the end of the video, which also includes references to Ikea, Saab, and duty free alcohol purchases,
the satirical Swedish commander has changed his tune about Sweden's suitability for Nato.

"If the Russians are strong...we should ask them to protect us from Nato," he suggests.

Despite being ridiculed in the sketch, Engström took it all in stride.

"Freedom of speech is a good thing, especially in Russia," she told the Aftonbladet newspaper.







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Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 02:37:18 pm
It's just Yesterday Live.  :roll:



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Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 06:33:32 pm
Sweden should turn to Lithuania for help. Maybe they can cut their single tank and give one half to Sweden as NATO military aid.

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Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 10:20:02 pm
Swedish army is quality over quantity

"Piracy is the new radio, that's how music get's around"


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Reply #5 on: March 01, 2013, 10:24:36 pm
Swedish army is quality over quantity

No, it's bad. Really bad. Our Commander-in-Chief even said we will only make one week in a war. Even Norway got a bigger army then us...



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Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 12:39:40 am
No, it's bad. Really bad. Our Commander-in-Chief even said we will only make one week in a war. Even Norway got a bigger army then us...

i dont mean the numbers i mean the Weapons, artillery vehicles and the training our soldiers have. FYI i would have slapped those dancing bears ;)

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Reply #7 on: March 03, 2013, 04:02:25 pm
Our equipment is top modern and some of it is used by other countries today like the AT4 and Carl Gustav. Our new artillery system Archer cant likely be any better. However the government doesnt think that we need any defense so they refuse to give money to the military. Therefor we just get a few but good things.

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Reply #8 on: March 03, 2013, 04:47:37 pm
great video, they captured the essence of Sweden perfectly



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Reply #10 on: March 05, 2013, 11:54:11 am
The fact that Sweden is not a member of NATO makes it very voulnerable if, they by all means, would be attacked. Anyhow, if an attack would occur, they would be aided by the western world, without any doubt, including Norway. A Nordic cooperation would be a good idea I think, with Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark and Iceland.

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10101036
Seems like Russia has engaged a mass investment in millitary equipment in the north, on the border to Norway. Wonder why...




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Reply #11 on: March 06, 2013, 12:29:56 am
Russia is mad because we mocked them in Melodifestivalen

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Reply #12 on: March 06, 2013, 12:32:24 am
Russia is mad becasue we mocked them in Melodifestivalen

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Reply #13 on: March 06, 2013, 12:36:28 am

"Piracy is the new radio, that's how music get's around"


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