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Jingle Bells

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Offline TheLegitHabibiTopic starter

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on: March 08, 2013, 06:11:15 am
The following poem is meant just for fun, and fun only.
I like SAPD, I loved Panchers leadership, and Paul and sushi are doing a great job.
This poem is not for offending or provoking any person or group.

Jingle Bells, SAPD smells,
Pancher ran away!

Paul died, Sushi cried,
FBI all the way!!!

Thank you. :)
Post Merge: March 08, 2013, 06:13:41 am
Please edit it, and post your own versions!! Make sure it isn't very offensive. :)

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Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 06:13:50 am
Jingle bells, Gimli smells, kenny laid an egg. Ben samiir drunk some beer and Frank Hawk ran away, heey!

I did not made this one, was here around christmas time :l


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Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 06:14:59 am
Seems like SAPD has a new target  :pop:


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Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 06:15:33 am
/riot


"But that's all of life, right? It's the constant, it's the cycle. It's solution, dissolution. Just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation."

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Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 06:15:54 am
Hmm, James. :3

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Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 06:27:18 am
Love it


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Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 08:33:10 am
"Jingle Bells, Sauron smells,
Gimli laid an egggg...

Zaila was born, with a "baaah" and some horns,
And RS5 is being released todaaayyy, hey!"

Idk, couldn't think of anything funny. :P


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Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 08:41:24 am
"Jingle Bells, Jones he smells
A teddy in the truck...
Agents are being fired
And Fuzzy sings again..."

 :D


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Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 09:25:19 am
Please don't make fun of me ever again. I never die!  :cry:  :bye:


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Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 10:33:04 am
Jingle bells, Jones smells,
NRG suspect ran away!!
Hunter spawned, NRG pwnd,
Suspect moaning all the way!!!
Post Merge: March 08, 2013, 10:42:05 am
Jingle bells, Condom sells,
People have lots to keep
Leon takes, 1 billion packs
Holy fucking sheet.

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Reply #10 on: March 08, 2013, 11:18:42 am
"Jingle Bells, siren sounds,
Suspect shits his pants.
Cause a hunter nears his ass
and the cruisers stand behind, GU!"

"Jingle Bells, Here comes Dells,
Hearts appear in the world.
For a merry spirit comes along,
And everyone repeats his sign: <3"

"Jingle Bells, Forth comes Law,
Paul the chief is here.
Suspects be aware,
for the chief here shows his might! OAH!"

"Jingle bells, Admin smells,
A new player that joined the game.
The cars start flipping on their point
and the player has been banned, yay!"

Holy crap you can make a lot of these.
tip: try to keep in the rhythm of the song




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Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 12:06:29 pm
Forum Games?  :poke:


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Reply #12 on: March 08, 2013, 12:08:14 pm
Quote from: Devin on March 08, 2013, 12:06:29 pm
Forum Games?  :poke:

Yeah. Should have created it there. If someone could move it, that'd be awesome.

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Reply #13 on: March 08, 2013, 12:21:33 pm
Quote from: James Bond. on March 08, 2013, 10:33:04 am
Jingle bells, Condom sells,
People have lots to keep
Leon takes, 1 billion packs
Holy f**king sheet.
Laughed my ass off

JAY HUNTER

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Reply #14 on: March 08, 2013, 12:29:13 pm
Quote from: Webster on March 08, 2013, 12:21:33 pm
Laughed my ass off
They're removed now. and I understand why  :roll:


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