5-5-2013...
I had a vision, while smoking upon the gigantic joint I had made. I had a vision, I saw Pancakes, A jug of water. And a bowl of Meatballs.
The smoke rose high into the air while I was pondering upon this. And I have now realized, and appointed myself. To lead this great following.
With that in mind, I rose from the smoke, and PanWaMe was born.PanWaMe, is an church unlike any other, it does not require anyone to sign up for anything. Only you know if you believe in the great PanWaMe.
PanWaMe Consists of 3 holy objects: Pancakes, Water and Meatballs.
In order to identify another belivier, you only need to say 3 letters:
P W M.
Then you finish with "Pancakes, Water and Meatballs are absolute!".
Rules:
- Every time you preach for PanWaMe, you finish your sentence with: "Pancakes, Water and Meatballs are absolute!".
- Pancakes are what gave us the ability to think, Water is what gave us the ability to move, and meatballs gave us the ability to exist.
- Gird3r is your one and only contact to the outer cosmos, preach for his ability to communicate with it!
- Do not steal from fellow followers, unless they have stolen from you first.
- Never doubt this church, we are not a cult...
The foreshadowing.
Trough the cosmic power that these objects transmit, we, it's followers, can perceive what others can not. And we forebode good wealth to those who never doubt the words of PanWaMe!
How to preach.
The existence of PanWaMe must be told to absolutely everyone. Never doubt in yourself. Only talk.
When you greet someone, make sure to apply the sacred salve of weed before you preach. Then type whatever comes to mind that is related to PanWaMe, and finish it according to rule number 1!
If they persist in their blasphemy, keep preaching. Somebody is bound to realize the truth, that is this great great church and what it follows. So never stop preaching.
You speak of absolute truth! How do I join?
You can not join PanWaMe. Because it is already a part of you. Therefor a tag or name change is not necessary!
Go in peace, fellow follower. And remember, the objects are watching you from outer cosmos!
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