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Horror/Funny Story - Post your story here.

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on: June 11, 2013, 08:26:38 pm
Post some of the story here.


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Reply #1 on: June 11, 2013, 08:29:03 pm
I don't get this. Can you please give an example or elaborate this subject?

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Reply #2 on: June 11, 2013, 08:30:46 pm
Quote from: .KelviN. on June 11, 2013, 08:26:38 pm
Post some of the story here.

Any of the Story that you have,for Example that,If ny horror Story that you have heard or happened with you post over here.


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Reply #3 on: June 11, 2013, 08:43:17 pm
I was makin out wit my gf wen phone bring bring. I pickup and i say hello, he say wat u doin wit my daugter. I giv phone to gf say, ur dad phone. She say my dad ded 10 year ago
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?

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Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 08:47:06 pm
Quote from: James Bond. on June 11, 2013, 08:43:17 pm
I was makin out wit my gf wen phone bring bring. I pickup and i say hello, he say wat u doin wit my daugter. I giv phone to gf say, ur dad phone. She say my dad ded 10 year ago
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?
Pay me 25$ to buy a new pants, I shitted myself.  :cry:


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Reply #5 on: June 11, 2013, 08:52:04 pm
Buy a new one from Amazon, costs around 6 dollars.

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Reply #6 on: June 11, 2013, 10:53:51 pm
Quote from: James Bond. on June 11, 2013, 08:43:17 pm
I was makin out wit my gf wen phone bring bring. I pickup and i say hello, he say wat u doin wit my daugter. I giv phone to gf say, ur dad phone. She say my dad ded 10 year ago
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?

no fucking damn shitty way    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Reply #7 on: June 12, 2013, 11:52:49 am
Don't Flame.


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Reply #8 on: June 12, 2013, 11:59:24 am
Quote from: James Bond. on June 11, 2013, 08:43:17 pm
I was makin out wit my gf wen phone bring bring. I pickup and i say hello, he say wat u doin wit my daugter. I giv phone to gf say, ur dad phone. She say my dad ded 10 year ago
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?



I guess I won't be able to sleep for the next year, anyways here's my story:


I once play football wid friend he fall on ground, blood come from his mouth and intestine and shit, and he smell funny then he farts really hart and all grass green also all flower die, and his nose bleeding then him say he hobo from mars (goost) OMG I CUNT BELEEF


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Reply #9 on: June 12, 2013, 12:02:41 pm
hahhahahhaha........ :rofl:


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Reply #10 on: June 12, 2013, 12:12:36 pm
Don't shit your pants while reading this


In the dark forest, there was a rabbit. One day he forgot how to breathe and died!
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Reply #11 on: June 12, 2013, 12:14:37 pm
* .KelviN. Shits in his pants while reading it.



ahhahahahhahah LOL  :lol:


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Reply #12 on: June 12, 2013, 12:21:51 pm
Not really a story but it creeped me out when I got it  :lol:



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Reply #13 on: June 12, 2013, 12:29:37 pm
Roleplay returns to Argonath.


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Reply #14 on: June 12, 2013, 12:33:34 pm



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