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Miscommunication between Wife and Husband

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on: November 08, 2007, 07:02:57 pm
Miscommunication between Wife and Husband

A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,   she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this............



But her husband presented her with something very different...



 

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The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! __ :D

 



 


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Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 08:08:43 pm
ROFLOLMFAOCOPTER   :lol: :hah: :rofl:


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Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 08:18:28 pm

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Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 08:21:33 pm
Quote from: Pistol Man on November 08, 2007, 08:18:28 pm
lol :D

It's a lil old joke, I heard it on Brazil once, but still it's very funny :lol:


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Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 08:30:05 pm
Quote from: Watahell on November 08, 2007, 08:21:33 pm
It's a lil old joke, I heard it on Brazil once, but still it's very funny :lol:

i just heard it i got it by mail :D

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Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 09:52:00 pm
Lol, good one. :razz:

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Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 09:55:35 pm
ROFL XD

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Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 10:05:52 pm
omfg? this is hilarious XD good one

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Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 11:36:01 pm
thx for the comments guys

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Reply #9 on: November 09, 2007, 01:45:20 pm
Wait for it... Wait for it...... VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM
its Ghooon!
No laugh... Not funny....

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Reply #10 on: November 09, 2007, 02:11:50 pm
Haha :). You got homur dude but its funny:D

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Reply #11 on: November 09, 2007, 04:34:31 pm
Quote from: Watti on November 09, 2007, 01:45:20 pm
Wait for it... Wait for it...... VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM
its Ghooon!
No laugh... Not funny....

i bitch slap guys like you all the time 24/7  :lol:

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Reply #12 on: November 09, 2007, 11:12:25 pm
its not funny... i know what the Punch line is and every thing...

Here is a good one

A Man Walked around in circles and Said im a Dog Look at me....
Another guy Ran into him and Yelled What Were your walking you Prick
So the Man Got a Pin and Started Pricking People
What Did he have?

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Reply #13 on: November 09, 2007, 11:32:01 pm
Quote from: Watti on November 09, 2007, 11:12:25 pm
A Man Walked around in circles and Said im a Dog Look at me...
Another guy Ran into him and Yelled What Were your walking you Prick
So the Man Got a Pin and Started Pricking People
What Did he have?

that is honestly not funny...

the first one was very funny though  :)


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Reply #14 on: November 10, 2007, 12:13:16 am
Quote from: Watti on November 09, 2007, 11:12:25 pm
its not funny... i know what the Punch line is and every thing...

Here is a good one

A Man Walked around in circles and Said im a Dog Look at me....
Another guy Ran into him and Yelled What Were your walking you Prick
So the Man Got a Pin and Started Pricking People
What Did he have?

that was so funny that i forgot to laugh  :trust: :eek:

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