Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Fatboy_Rob on February 08, 2008, 06:51:12 am
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Player A makes a wish, Player B corrupts that wish and makes their own, Player C corrupts Player B's wish and then makes their own and so on.
Example:
Player A: I wish for a new computer
Player B: Granted. Your computer explodes.
Player B: I wish for a can of coke.
Player C: Granted. It's poisoned, you die.
Like that. Just make the corrupting as creative as you can. :D
To start
I wish for a new Guitar Amp from Line 6
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Granted, Your guitar amp short circuits and ruins your humbuckers!
I wish for a new Computer Monitor
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Granted. Your computer's processor catches on fire and burns your monitor to ash.
I wish for an Endless supply of Coke (soda)
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Granted, however in a matter of 4 months your Kidneys and Liver fails...good going!
I wish for a ukulele!
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Off-Topic:
Finally, I was going to start this game, but I waited for someone else to instead.
Granted, but it soon catches on fire in your hands, now you can no longer touch yourself.
I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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Granted, But your swimming days are over...you got caught by a sea food fishermen and now you are swimming in a pile of tartar sauce and being eaten by people at the Bayside Bistro...sucks
I wish for 500k in RL US dollars :)
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Granted. But the money is counterfiet, you get busted by the FBI.
I wish i could have sex with Hayden Panettiere (( Girl in my Sig ))
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Granted, but 5 seconds before you start your penis falls off.
I wish I had some penis glue for Hayden.
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Granted, However you accidentally glue it on backwards 0_o
I wish Hayden Panieterre was a man so everyone was depressed :rofl:
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Granted, However you accidentally glue it on backwards 0_o
I wish Hayden Panieterre was a man so everyone was depressed :rofl:
(( omfg no! :cry: ))
Granted. But she quickly turns back to her normal Gender in 4 seconds.
I wish My penis wasent glued on backwards
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Granted, but it only falls off again.
I wish we'd stop talking about Hayden's penis...
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Granted, We are now going to talk about MrEcks' Penis.
I wish my PC would work :cry: :cry: plsplsplsplspls noban pplspls :cry: :cry:
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Granted, but only until you insert a CD
I wish Sauron would blink
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Granted, But then sauron gets pink eye and is no longer able to watch the servers.
I wish I could get any girl I want
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Granted , but the first girl you get cut your dick with a swiss knife :D !
I wish i have a key to the playboy mansion !
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Granted , but the first girl you get cut your dick with a swiss knife :D !
I wish i have a key to the playboy mansion !
Granted but It turns out you have to be hugh hefners little bitch to pay your rent
I wish I had a job ...
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Granted, but only until you insert a CD
I wish Sauron would blink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA, You are evil, Gandy :cry: :cry:
Granted but It turns out you have to be hugh hefners little bitch to pay your rent
I wish I had a job ...
Granted, Hand-job from Kaltsu :D
Wish the Angel eyes for a BMW E39 weren't €2000 Each :cry:
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Wish the Angel eyes for a BMW E39 weren't €2000 Each :cry:
your wish is granted they are given to you for free but then you discover your car ....
(http://www.winterson.com/pics/nooddibmw.jpg)
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I wish Prometheus would remember to wish for something.
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Granted but he has alzeihmer so he forgot it again
I wish for a stickybun
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Granted, You have a sticky bun, but its too sticky
I wish i had a better graphics card
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Granted, you get one and open the box to find a Picture of it.
I wish i had my own house
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Granted but the house is caught on fire and it burns down to the ground
I wish for a goat named earl
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Granted, but it died 2 days after delivery. Earl died of prostate cancer.
I wish some light to my room (3 ceiling lights, all burnt :neutral: )
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Granted, you know got pink neons which makes it look like a brothel.
I wish I could DOMINATE the world.
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Granted, but everyone has moved to Mars
I wish someone would not corrupt my wish.
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Wish Granted, but you will get nothing!:D
I wish i could have Gandalf wand in my ass :D
( damn you Gandalf! :P )
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Wish Granted, but you will get nothing!:D
I wish i could have Gandalf wand in my ass :D
( damn you Gandalf! :P )
Granted but he has leprosy and you get his end inside it forever...
I wish I was invisible.
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granted, we all forget you and you are ignored for the rest of your life :lol:
i wish i had unlimited wishes
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Offtopic: Hayden, where'd you got this idea from? ... ;)
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Offtopic: Hayden, where'd you got this idea from? ... ;)
Freind of mine over at LSRP
Granted. You are invisible to only your eyes, to others - still visible.
I wish the political war in the off topic forum would stop.
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Granted, but you find that george bush was outside your house asking you to vote, then mr clinton smashes your windows telling you to vote for his wife then some black man tells you not to vote else you will die like his grandad did when they were first allowed to vote.
You then vote and become a head on someones plate at your local supermarket's restuarant.
I wish for my 50mb broadband to hurry up as i have to wait till novermeber at the minute
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Wish granted but your cables don't support enough speed and you end up only with 20Mb
I wish to rule the universe with an empire on billion clones
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Granted, however your clones will be corrupted and take suicide.
I wish that I became the best RPer in the whole universe
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Granted, however your clones will be corrupted and take suicide.
I wish that I became the best RPer in the whole universe
Granted, but you chase a criminal, you accidentaly shoot him when he has surrendered and now everyone turns against you. You get pissed and hack the server and get banned.
I wish for a new motorcycle.
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Granted. But its this one.
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/rob_loves_hot_moms/C_2_Media_6875_galleryitems_gallery.jpg)
I wish for my prison Idea to get accepted + Scripted into SAMP Server :cry:
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Granted, but when im editing the map files i accidently trigger a sequence of automatic ban on entry causing no one to be allowed to visit your prison.
I wish that skype wouldn't lag my pc when ingame.
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Granted, but as soon as you open your mouth, your mic explodes ur teeth :D
I wish Tider could give me more pr0n :cry:
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Granted. But its old women pr0n
I wish i wasent such a fatty :(
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Granted. But its old women pr0n
I wish i wasent such a fatty :(
Granted but two days later you will die of aneraxia
i wish i had 400k non counterfeit, money with bodygaurds who wont turn on me
(good luck with that one :razz: )
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Granted, but the body guards suck and a I steal your money from you with out them even noticing!
I wish I had paper for my printer with ink.
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Granted, but the body guards suck and a I steal your money from you with out them even noticing!
I wish I had paper for my printer with ink.
Granted but the paper spontaniuosly combusts, The ink explodes in your face and you catch fire and die
I wish my Bodygaurds got better and stole my money back
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Granted, However they get so good they finally understand they could get a better job...they quit and trash your name around the world.
I wish you would lose all your insurance and your money would be burnt into tiny tiny fragments of ash.
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Granted, However they get so good they finally understand they could get a better job...they quit and trash your name around the world.
I wish you would lose all your insurance and your money would be burnt into tiny tiny fragments of ash.
Granted but i soon marry a rich and famous model who has millions of dollars
I Wish President Bsh would stop sucking donkey balls
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granted, but he sucks them now and again lol
i wish everyone got what they want :)
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Granted, however everyone loses it all except for me!
I wish I was everyones leader :bow:
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Granted, however everyone loses it all except for me!
I wish I was everyones leader :bow:
Granted but there is soon a uprise and anarchy and you are killed
I Wish i was a god who cannot be harmed or die in anyway
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Granted but he does not care about anyone.
I wish my cat did not sleep on my keyboard
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Granted, he will leave just right he piss on it
I wish I was dead
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Granted but with my god powers i revive you
i wish i had gandalf as a slave :razz: :bow:
( :razz: gandalf lol, dont be mad but im runnin out of ideas)
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Wish granted but turn out he's only slave of his cat.
I wish I could fly na na naaaa na na naaa...
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Wish granted but turn out he's only slave of his cat.
I wish I could fly na na naaaa na na naaa...
Granted but you fly through a plane motor and your scraps are eaten by birds
i wish i could contolr gandalfs cat :rofl:
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Granted but you fly through a plane motor and your scraps are eaten by birds
i wish i could contolr gandalfs cat :rofl:
granted, but you brake the remote and the cat goes psycho on you.
I wish you were here, la la la laa laa laaa lalala
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Granted but hes a hacker and teleports away..
I wish I was a inocent
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granted but you still going to the electric chair.
I wish that all people on this forum turn hot females but me, and that I continued very very straight male.
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granted but you still going to the electric chair.
I wish that all people on this forum turn hot females but me, and that I continued very very straight male.
Granted but they form a soceity and kill you
i wish PMP would stop flamings :rofl:
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Granted but they form a soceity and kill you
i wish PMP would stop flamings :rofl:
Granted, but he now trows ice at peoples.
I wish that everyone on forum loved me in a non gay way. And that I turn playboy.
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Granted, but then you start to talk and everyone hates you and you become stinkboy.
I wish for- RAINING DUCKS!!!
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Granted, but then you start to talk and everyone hates you and you become stinkboy.
I wish for- RAINING DUCKS!!!
Wish Granted But you egt stabbed in the eye by a ducks beak
i Wish ecks would stopw atching fairly odd parents
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Granted but your new powers backfire and he starts again!
I wish that I got over this weird cold
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Granted, but in revelation of sudden wellness, you run out into the street and get hit by a car.
I wish that all Milk was Chocolate Milk.
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Granted, but the chocolate is bitter as all hell.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Granted, but the system cant handle a quit so you get a system error instead
I wish my ass was made of chocolate so people kiss it
(too much :lol:)
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granted, but you fart and the chocolate goes moldy
i wish i was brown
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Granted, but your crap
I wish you die and nobody could relive you
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Granted, but you die along with me. kthxbai.
I wish I would know everything.
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Granted But everything is about Homosexuality.
I wish i had Some new shoes.
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Granted, but those shoes were made out of poo
i wish i had my girl with me now :)
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Granted. But "She" had a penis.
i wish I had a PB&J.
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Granted. you recieve a penisbottle & jizz with it
I wish everyone a merry easter
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Granted, but during the Easter Egg hunt you forget one of the eggs and it slowly grows over the years into a tiny civilisation which build flying ships with tiny guns that can shoot you and they deploy a tiny nuclear missile which destroys your house and creates a field of radiation killing all the grass in your lawn.
*Breath* :wow:
I wish there really was an alternate world of Amestris, like in Fullmetal Alchemist. :)
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granted but even though i dont know what that is, it all turns too poo
i wish i had potato chip spawning power
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Granted but you yourself turn into a potato chip and somehow eat yourself. So, in turn, you committed suicide.
I wish that guy above me, and the guy above him were a couple.
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Granted but their "Domestic Partnership" takes a turn for the worse and they break up...
I wish that my room was clean :D
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Granted. But your kid sister brings in an Army of kids and trashes it as soon as you clean it.
I wish i had some people from Argonath to play COD4 Online with.
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Granted, everyone on Argonath dies the next day.
I wish to have full control of everything in the world.
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I wish to have full control of everything in the world. - Granted , World will kill you tomoorrow
I wish a ( new ) girlfriend
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Granted, but your new girlfriend is a b*tch and you become whipped
I wish I had another 8 hours of sleep
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Granted, but when you wake up your house is a little uhh... warm :D
(Your house is on fire, enjoy :devroll: )
I wish Gandy could make a huge deposit of hairballs on my account :D
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granted, but the hairballs turn to gold :(!
i wish i was able to shape shift into reproductive organs
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Granted, but you turn into a Lung shaped like a Penis.
I wish i could never go Hungray
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Granted, but you are human... :devroll:
I wish to be rich, famous and popular. :)
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Granted, but you are rich for robbing a Bank, then famous on the news for going to jail, and popular in Prison as a punchbag.
I wish for Lasagne at Lunch and Dinner everyday. :)
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granted, but the lasagna eats you for lunch
i wish i was african
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granted but you end up being harrased at school and have pople hate you for your skin color. You feel depressed of the white mans abuse of power and leave to africa , there you meet some african people who will end up devising a plan to overtake the world. you then take over the world but without knowing you blew up africa with your damn weapons of mass destruction . you are now homeless in a world with no countries or politics and all there is to do is look at the dead bodies beside you who were once your friends until you went mad with rage, i hope your happy you sick f :alert" ck :)
i wish i was able to make any wishes that would not become corrupt
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Granted, but then i post this comment saying that anything you post here will get corrupted:)
I wish i get a part in the feature film im auditioning for
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Granted, but then i post this comment saying that anything you post here will get corrupted:)
I wish i get a part in the feature film im auditioning for
granted but the movie ends up being a duo with jim carey, who ends up stealing the show leaving you more worthless then a used up hooker :(
also whats the movie?
i wish that the person who will post after me will die a horrible death right before he can click the reply button to my wish :) - my 3rd attempt to stop this thread lol
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Granted, but my dead finger collapsese all its weight on the left mouse button and a click is managed on the reply button...this also causes me to live again!
I wish that my dog wouldn't put holes in my socks
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Granted. But he eats your socks instead.
I wish i didnt have to goto school tommorow
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Granted, but now you have to go shopping all day tomorrow and will get NOTHING out of it!
I wish contacts didn't suck so much.
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Granted...but now they BLOW :lol:
I wish that my I had Guitar Hero 3
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granted , but al glasses in the world suddendly turned to penisbomb - the most previous metal found on earth. everyone who wore glasses has become billionaires .
i wish that satan was my best friend and we would be all badass and kick everyones ass and then well run around the world SO FAST and mother nature will be like SLOOOOOWWWW DOWN and well be like F :) CK YOU and kick her in face! and then well ride a rocket and crash it into the white house killing the clintons and making obama the new president , then well all hi 5 eachother and smoke a joint :hurray:
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granted.. but you dont have any systems
i wish MTA gets more active
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Granted...but now they BLOW :lol:
I wish that my I had Guitar Hero 3
i was gona say blow but thought it was cheesy lol
granted but then guitar hero 7 comes out and your game is old and boring
same wish from above post :D
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Granted But now everyone is playing MTA leaving SA:MP and VC:MP to die....
I Wish I'm a Woman
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Granted, but suddenly your ovaries pop out of your skin and they form into testicles...so now your half and half :hah:
I wish I had GTAIV
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Granted, but your pc is too crap to even load it into your system
i wish for AC/DC to go on tour again
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Granted. The band stops the tour 10 mins into their 1st show, and you miss it.
I wish that my keyboard actually was custumizable (Ideazon MERC Stealth)
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granted but it turned to invisible poo
i wish petey a happy birthday
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Granted, but he got too happy and caused a real awkwardness between himself and all the others...he was WAY to happy...
I wish that my computer COULD handle GTAIV
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Granted, but then you lose the cd and there is no no-cd.exe made...
i wish people would give me some good things :D
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Granted, but nobody knows what you like so, no good things for you today Mr.
I wish I couldn't wish anything because then it wouldnt be corrupted :(
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Granted, but you wish in your sleep (little did you know) you now have a Fat lady laying next to you and she smells of rotten apples :neutral: ...how gross
I wish that the ice storm thats keeping me out of school would keep me out of school tomorrow too!
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Granted, but you wish in your sleep (little did you know) you now have a Fat lady laying next to you and she smells of rotten apples :neutral: ...how gross
I wish that the ice storm thats keeping me out of school would keep me out of school tomorrow too!
granted, but the relocate your school, back to school for you :D
i wish i couldnt be corrupted :rockstar:
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Granted but it's in your DNA to Be Corrupted, lives a Bitch.
I wish had AK-47 so i could kill my Boss
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Granted but it has no ammo so you have to use it as an hammer.
I wish I was ugly. :lol:
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Granted, but it made no change :D
I wish I passed my exam :)
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Granted, but it made no change :D
I wish I passed my exam :)
lmfao!!!! :rofl:
granted. but your scores get lost
i wish no one could think of a corruption
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Granted, but SOMEONE does...(instead of No one its someone ahaha cheezy right?)
I wish I had a car in RL
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Granted, but you have a big acident crash, lose a hand ( :neutral: ) and completely destroy your car - You aint getting another one :m4:
I wish I wasnt rich
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granted , with your wealth never existing , all the people you know have become so rich becuase there is more money to go around the world
i wish that whatever this wish turns into , it has to involve sex with a beautiful lady and nothing else.
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Granted.
You get an STD and die.
There is no such thing as no-strings-attached sex. :)
I wish my Premier could fly without hacks.
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Granted, but someone from your family hacks and you get banned.
I wish I could get a boyfriend soon.
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Granted, but he demands you shave your head and you refuse to do it so he dumps you
i wish this wish don't get granted.(it is the end, for all of you:P)
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not granted. your wish is granted hahahahaha :rofl:
i wish for a Cheezburger :D
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Granted your burger is filled with old and moldy cheese
I wish for an old lady on a moped
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Granted, but she crashes and dies whilst the moped explodes.
I wish i solved cancer (please no"I AM LEGEND type story)
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Granted, But Now you did that medicine Wrongly And Now you caused a WORSE Cancer, And it can infect other ppl, Which is the worse
I wish I were too rich :D
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not granted. your wish is granted hahahahaha :rofl:
i wish for a Cheezburger :D
u cant not grant the wish.
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technically, not granting the wish would be granting it.... :redface:
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I wish that the ice storm thats keeping me out of school would keep me out of school tomorrow too!
I am totally out of school tomorrow...put that in your pipe and smoke it!Granted, But Now you did that medicine Wrongly And Now you caused a WORSE Cancer, And it can infect other ppl, Which is the worse
I wish I were too rich :D
Granted but now erm...you are TOO rich and your head explodes from all your greed!
I wish that Desktop PCs also had PC Card slots in them
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granted but satan started a mass hacking relevation that killed all of our hard drives which ended up with all humans never being able to play a game without a hacker. then satan let out so many bots onto our server that we get ass wacked and explode. satan will then laugh and will serve you as his right hand for wishing for that. he gives you demonic hookers in which u may have sex with but one ended up having a std called penisbomb. it sounds painful and eventually you will explode...
i wish that whoever grants the following wish with ANY bad side effects will also suffer the horrible effects of penisbomb before even reading this post. meaning you cannot even post after me unless you want penisbomb to cover your soul. if your reading this. you are soo screwed :hah:
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Granted...but it turned out that the penisbomb was a dud
I Wish I'm Immortal
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granted , the world blew up suddendly and you float in space forever and in eternity. You will just float there. pathetic waste of life. :banana:
i wish that you guys are able to do any punishment to me aslong as it does not kill me, take longer than 30 seconds , and i will still have the right to have a NON CORRUPT genie right after the punishment. nomatter what or how you punish me the genie will be beside me and im allowed to have 3 wishes after the punishment.
the wishes that i will get from him is - heal all my pains " no matter how powerful " , place me back to civilization " incase you send me to space etc- also if you blow up civilization during my punishment like dropa a bomb or something, civilization will be created again by the genie. " and finnaly be super rich with no currpotion or anything that can go wrong. BEAT THAT SUKAS :war:
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Wish granted, you stay single your whole like, how sad is that.
I wish I can get my car fixed for cheaper price.
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Wish granted, you stay single your whole like, how sad is that.
I wish I can get my car fixed for cheaper price.
but i have lots of money! i can win girls with money :(
your wish is granted , then your car gets into 3 more accidents , leaving you i nthe same ammount of debt you would of had before
i wish that all your dreams come true :D!
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Granted, but you have a Dream of a naked 90 Year Grannie in your Bed feeling you up.
I wish could be a Bird so i can shit on people i don't like.
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Wish granted, but as soon as you crap on someone some hunter shoots you down.
I wish that my room was bigger.
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granted, but soon you will get way more things and they will fill up your room so it is now the same size as it was before :)
i wish claire to come online more :D
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Granted, but now you come online less.
I wish school didn't suck.
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Granted, your mother pulls you out of public school to send you to private school.
I wish I was little taller
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Granted, but by saying "little" you are now 0.00001 inches taller... "Wow Claire! You look like you grew 0.00001 inches taller!" Thats what everyone is gonna be saying.
I wish I could sleep tonight very peacefully without nasal problems.
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stick a dynamite up your nose
i wish i could meet RON
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Granted, but Ron thinks its creepy and files a restraining order against you...you cry :cry:
I wish that I had a better mouse for my PC
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Granted. But it's an actual mouse and bites you and runs away
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Darn it...do i have rabies?
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Bah who you guys go off-topic with chit chat? Keep ON-topic.
I wish there was more fun stuff to do in life.
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Granted, you were given PS3, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii but you found out that they were stolen and you were sent to jail.
I wish I could meet Petey IRL.
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Granted, but you find out that i am someone that you already knew IRL :)
I wish claire could come to Melbourne Australia
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Granted. But she gets lost and ends up homeless, and dies from heroine...
( Sorry claire :D)
I have no wish, wish the next one :D
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I wish rodriguez would kicked in the face by his favorite soccer play and died ( lol you wished for it )
I wish Soda (cola) was good for you and didnt make you fat :(
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I wish rodriguez would kicked in the face by his favorite soccer play and died ( lol you wished for it )
I wish Soda (cola) was good for you and didnt make you fat :(
I do not play soccer :) -
Granted, instead of making you fat, it makes you die now.
i wish that the Manchester United plane would crash again. like 50 years ago.
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Granted. But it falls in a Giant quarry of pillows, nobody got hurt D:
I wish Soda was good for you and DOSENT MAKE YOU DIE and isnt poison and i dont cut my mouth with the can and i have an endless supply :D
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Granted, but it DOES make you die and is poison and it got very sharp edges so you will cut your mouth..
I wish Rob was a dog
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granted, but he dies of rabies
i wish that rodriguez didnt make awful wishes
:ps:
why would you want that to happen rod?
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granted, but he dies of rabies
i wish that rodriguez didnt make awful wishes
:ps:
why would you want that to happen rod?
Because they laugh about Hillsborough too.
So: "Aaaalways loook on the ruuuuuunway for ice, tudu... tudu tudu tudu"
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granted, but he dies of rabies
i wish that rodriguez didnt make awful wishes
:ps:
why would you want that to happen rod?
Granted, but now he makes extremely good ones and owns everyone do to his immense wealth and fame.
I wish that I was out of school tomorrow tooo!
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Because they laugh about Hillsborough too.
So: "Aaaalways loook on the ruuuuuunway for ice, tudu... tudu tudu tudu"
lmfao xD :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:, how could you rod? :D
granted. but turns you was dreaming, you still have 1 month to go
i wish that school was not real, and we all just learnt from a disc that took 1 second, so we had more time to PARTAAY!!! :banana:
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Granted, but this mass information intake shortens our life cycle due to all the headaches that you would get from normal school being packed into one EXTREME headache...ouch.
I wish that Soap Operas didn't exist...they are so annoying
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granted, they remove all of them and stick them into one big pile in your head, enjoy :D
i wish i had a chocolate river outside my house :lol:
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Granted, but whilst inspecting it you find a Dead Corpse floating in it, the ARPD turn up, and arrest you assuming you must be a murderer. :lol:
I wish my download speed was faster than 100 KB/Sec Average.
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granted, but then it goes so fast your computer explodes and due to a chain reaction, the internet goes down so noone will provide you with it
i wish i was an admin... *daydreams*
rod, i support man utd and i dont laugh about hillsborough. that would just be sick...
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Granted,
But as of 10 mins of getting admin, you get kicked from it because you are too good
:D
I wish i had some Pie.
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Granted, but its a pie that I made( I cant cook pies that well)
I wish my college is easier then what it is now.
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Granted, but then it seems that the teacher will give you a F.
I wish that i get a Wii.
:banana: Nintendo power :banana:
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Granted, but you find out that they were exterior trial Wii only.
I wish I wont get bad wishes.
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Granted, but the good wishes make you wish bad and corrupt you, driving you to suicide.
I wish that the windows in my room weren't made from paper...
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Granted, but the good wishes make you wish bad and corrupt you, driving you to suicide.
I wish that the windows in my room weren't made from paper...
Granted, They catch fire and your entire house burns down
i wish i wasnt bored
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granted, you are not bored anymore but you are running for your life from terrorists.
I wish I wouldn't go to sleep so late :(
-xcasio
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Granted, but now you have the disease "Narcolepsy"...it causes you to not be able to control your sleeping...you will fall asleep at anytime with out warning very frequently...good luck with that.
I wish that my monitor didn't make a weird noise all the time.
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granted. it also annoys it self with the wird noise and kills itself, no pc for you :D
i wish that my chocolate river couldnt be harmed :(
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Granted, your chocolate river is now puddle of mud, have fun drunking that.
I wish to get new shirt I want.
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granted. but as you open the packaging, you find shit on the shirt, enjoy the smell :D
i wish i could have a car :)
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Granted, but you are too young to drive it :hah: :hah: :hah: pwned :D jk lol I'm 14 so I cant drive either.
I wish I could steal ALL of Ronnel's hairballs without getting routeblocked. :D
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granted. but ronnel retaliates and nicks your pr0n, tough luck xD
i wish i was old enough to drive :)
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Granted, but now yout too old to drive.
I wish.......there wasnt any boys in this world.
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granted but all girls go lesbo and the world ends.
i was i was seriously black
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Granted, you are now the big black cloud in lost.
I wish I was naked.
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Granted, you are now the big black cloud in lost.
I wish I was naked.
granted but your bits are small
wish lost episode 3 would come out of season 4 (btw do u watch that?! its so awesome watched second episode last night dont say episode 3 is out caus it aint its episode 2 the other episode was episode 0 which is a recap.)
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Granted, but the gypsy who gave it to you cursed it so you got stranded on a island, until you die.
I wish everybody's wishes came true without being corrupt... and that this wish not be corrupt in any ways or else the person who said it will die in 7 days.
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Granted, I am now officialy screwed.
I wish it was 14 days :(
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Granted now its 14 years instead
I wish for a cat with a hat
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Granted, but the hat contains steel blades, the cat goes mad, spins the frisbee hat at your head, it comes off and you die.
I wish that I could have a tea making machine
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Granted, you open the Box for it to find a Coffee one instead.
I wish i had a Watch to stop time
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Granted, you get a watch that never works... it always shows the same time ( 13:37 )
I wish I had more free time.
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Granted, you are now a helpless lazy bastard on a sofa. :conf: :D
I wish tider distributed free pr0nz. :)
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Granted, but its all hetroexual, unfortunately for you hayden :rofl: oj :)
I wish for a free tibet
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Granted, but you learn that a "Tibet" is actually a kind of Chair, and somebody gives it to you for nothing.
I wish my Alienware lights didn't malfunction every two days.
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Granted, but now that is the only thing that works on your computer
i wish that i didnt have to go to school tomorrow
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Granted, but now that is the only thing that works on your computer
i wish that i didnt have to go to school tomorrow
granted but you truant school and get caught and your parents disown you (btw i have no school for a week:P)
wish i had 20p
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Granted, but someone steals them from you later on.
I wish that my nintendo 64 could turn into a Wii :(
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Granted, but incidentally it became an XBOX 360.
I want my own house.
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Granted, but your country has a Twister and a 5 Ton Truck lands on your House
I wish i Could Cure Cancer
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Granted, but then another bad disease apears (It will really happen :) )
I wish I could cure all the diseases
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Granted, but the cure kills everyone but you now your all alone on Earth.
I wish i could create Evil Cows
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granted, but they are only evil to you, they are nice to us :D
i wish i could h4x without being detected :rofl:
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granted, but you use a hack that destroys the internet and samp, meaning you cant play anymore anyways.
i wish that i was a better dancer :(
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Granted. You become so good, and dance so much, that your feet burn off and you die.
I wish I could drink less
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Granted, you are dried to death.
I wish I would be calmer. ( :devroll:)
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You become so calm when you get some present you cant change your expression, and people wont give you any presnt.
I wish I was cuter
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Impossible ;)
I wish I could turn the volume of the music down...
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granted, but it goes so low you cant hear it
i wish i am legend wasnt so sad
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Impossible ;)
I wish I could turn the volume of the music down...
lol Im possible...I can try to be more cuter :P
Granted, but a movie that is worst then I am Legend come out.
I wish I lived on Australia
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lol Im possible...I can try to be more cuter :P
Granted, but a movie that is worst then I am Legend come out.
I wish I lived on Australia
Granted, but petey moves to Hayden's house in America, so your forced to come here.
I wish i could have soda
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granted, but that soda had my piss in it because i am living at ur house in america
i wish i had another frozen coke
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granted but guess what? your soda was so cold touching it turn your hand into ice , when i tried to shake your hand it broke , atleast u can scratch your back with this extesion
I wish that who ever grants this wish will have the same effect on them :D - i wish for a pot o gold
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Granted, but your coke is never gonna be edible now.
I wish I had a robot.
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Granted, But it's name is Hayden and it steals your pants
I wish more people would join and appreciate SA-EMRU >_>
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Granted, but Argonath Government goes Bust and all Hospitals Close down no more Medics then.
I wish the person who posts next get Crapped on by a Seagull
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granted, but now that seagull somehow picks up a gun and goes and shoots you in your arse..
i wish that i had claire with me now :D
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Granted, but Claire is killed right beside you, now her family sues you.
I wish I had all the money and guys I need in the world.
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granted, but now you find out all the money you need is only $1 and the only guy you need is Petey lmao
i wish that i....mmmm had...something that...would..you know ;) lmao
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Granted, you found a dildo on the street.
I wish my house is a large one
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Granted, but it is filled with all the stuff you got with your $1 ;) :lol:
I wish that dildo that i found came with a girl.. lol
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Granted, a gril came a little too late, you got 60 years old lady.
I wish my head light on my car didnt go out.
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Granted, but it goes so bright it gets really hot and causes your oil to catch on fire
I wish that i could move to a good neighbourhood
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Granted, but it goes so bright it gets really hot and causes your oil to catch on fire
I wish that i could move to a good neighbourhood
Granted. The new community hates you and /bans you from it.
I wish i had another dounut, they were omfg good...
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Granted, but Claire steals your donut and eats it
I wish I could get another car
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Granted,but you car crashes and becomes a little pile of crap.
I wish i had a case with $1000000 :rofl:
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granted but you open it in the car with the window down and it all floats out into the river below the bridge you are on.
i wish i could play good songs on my saxophone :(
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Granted,but it melts down and aliens come out from it.
I want to see the Pope naked.
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granted, but he become excited at seeing a boy and pokes you in the eye with his eye...
i wish there was a united ireland :(
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Granted, But They get nuked :rofl:
I wish I could do this essay.
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granted, but your dog eats it
I wish my music composition was done
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granted, but your dog eats it
I wish my music composition was done
It is...by another guy who stoled your work.
I wish had an angel la la la la la la...(Nightwish XD)
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Granted, But its The Angel of Death
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I wish My SA would work :(
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Granted, but the Game Blows your PC up.
I wish the person below me doesn't have Smelly Breathe. :P
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Granted. But... i eat onions :O
I wish i could finish the solo on this song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c3H4liC2sWg
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Granted, but your GUITAR STRINGS BREAK!!!
i wish i could so totally pwn hayden at everything
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Granted, but your GUITAR STRINGS BREAK!!!
i wish i could so totally pwn hayden at everything
granted, but you get a mesterious illness and lose your pwning abilitys.
I wish i had no school
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Granted, but you are sent to army.
I wish I was a world leader.
Off Topic: Dragonforce is awsome.
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granted, but since you are married to me, i take over :D :lol:
i wish that i was the leader of the world for 50 years
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granted, but since you are married to me, i take over :D :lol:
i wish that i was the leader of the world for 50 years
Granted, but your reign would turn everyone against you, and when your 50 years are over, every one will be out to get you :evil:
:P
I wish for a life without hitches.
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Granted,but you will be ramed by a bicycle.
I would like to buy a ZambuRgear
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Then go buy one...
(Dragonforce is... euw. I've heard that one song so many times It's sad.)
I wish I had spice.
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Granted, you have spice...girls
I wish I had success with SARally Championship. :redface:
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Granted but your SA Rally championship closes down due to players are hacking with speedhack
I wish for a blond girl
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Granted but her hair turns white after the first 24 hours with you. :D
-xcasio
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No wish casio?
I wish there was a peace on earth.
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Granted, however the earth becomes a sissy place and everywone takes suicide.
I wish that school never existed :lol:
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Granted, since sex education never started all people dont know what "Sex" is and world died out.
I wish my I get into UGA
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Granted but your applications got switched with someone weird and now everyone refers to you as "Bubba"
I wish spring break was two weeks instead of one week long.
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God, I know people are gonna be pissed for bumping this old ass topic, but I loved it so here goes
Granted, but your penis falls off
I wish no one would be mad for bumping this topic.
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Granted, but you get banned anyways.
I wish Squeak wouldn't send me penis emotes over MSN.
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Granted, but he starts sending you 2 girls 1 cup emotes.
I wish I have a pimp computer that can play the latest games.
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Granted, but i fixed it so you can't play gta IV :lol:
I wish for a new sell phone!
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Granted, but you have no one to "sell" it to.
I wish I had the ability to may people underwear disappear./me thinks about Hayden, or Luke.
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Granted,but by accident magic your underwear dissapears.
I wish for GTA IV
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Granted, but as soon as you put GTa IV in your computer, nothing happens.
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No question? Well you'r question dissapeard.
I wish I can buy legit steam games by my own.
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ahh... I wanted to add a question... forgot it :(
Granted, but steam thinks you have an illegal copy and bans your account
I wish my youtube video was uploaded
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Granted but it was flagged for "Spam" and it gets deleted
I wish flaggots (the guys that flag videos for nothing) didn't exist.
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Granted. but they are plotting their comeback
I wish that Counter Strike: Source wasnt 20 pounds
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Granted, but then the gamed sucked a$$.
I wish... I had... uh... died. (don't take this seriously, I dont wanna die D:)
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Granted, OH NOES!!! Here comes Jesus wit his uber leet ressurection powarzzzz
I wish the guy below me made a wish about wanting me to make a wish
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I wish this guy above me made a wish
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Granted but it gets ungranted cuz of no wish.
I wish Bananas danced moar :banana:
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I wish Bananas danced moar :banana:
But they went on your feet and you tripped over them and fell down a tower, got splattered with gasoline, cut in half with hires and fell onto a Volcano, that actually is the entrance to hell.
I wish I wouldn't be so dramatic.
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Granted! But now no one likes u D:
I wish this emotion isnt retarded anymore :cop:
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Granted, but he begins raping you.
I wish I had 500 bucks.
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Granted, but you lose the cash within 5 seconds.
I wish I had the courage to ask out the chick that I really like :|
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Granted, but her dad is part of the KKK and Lynches you xD.
I wish that this Smiley wasnt such a dick " :D "
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Granted, he now becomes a vagina...
I wish noobs fell for my gmod multiplayer traps
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Granted, but it crashed the server. D:
I wish that there was a Star Fox for PC
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Granted, but the wish was heard wrong and a smelly starfish from the Marina Trench was granted..
I wish for a computer in which i could play SA
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Granted. But FBI finds out that the computer the genie gave you was bought on the Black Market, so they come take it away and put you in jail.
I wish for immortality.
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Granted,but someone cuts off your head,legs and arms.
I wish that LHC will kill us all in the black hole
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Granted, but you are reincarneted as an alien that later gets tortured for 20 years
I wish for invisibilty
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Meh, you become a black hole
I wish for steamy pepperoni pizza :D
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Granted, but the pizza guy comes within 2 minutes, so you actually have to pay for it.
I wish I had some cooler clothes -______-
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Granted,but when you get back at home from the shop,they transform into teddy bear (David Blaine xD )
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I wish this guy above me made a wish
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Lolwut
I wish to....................
kill... all... batteries... :conf:
(http://www.ftjcfx.com/image-2908443-10478675)
(I was bored.)
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Lolwut
I wish to....................
kill... all... batteries... :conf:
(http://www.ftjcfx.com/image-2908443-10478675)
(I was bored.)
Wish granted.
I wish the next poster makes a wish.
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Granted but the next poster corrupts it.
I wish for $20
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Granted, but it turns out to be counterfeit money and the FBI comes to your house, arrests you, and puts you in jail.
I wish for an unlimited supply of choclate at my house cause I have a sweet tooth.
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Granted, but now that sweet tooth becomes a rotten tooth. And so do all of your other teeth. Soon, your girlfriend won't kiss you, and she breaks up with you because no dentist will give you dentures because you have a wierd disease where all of your arteries run through your gums. Your family can't bear the smell any longer and they boot you out of your own house. After drinking tons and tons of liquor, you become homeless because of all the alcohol you bought. You drink yourself to the hospital where you need a liver transplant but you refuse to get one because your judgement is always impaired due to your drunkness. Soon, you drink yourself into an eventual coma that keeps you asleep on a park bench. People poke you for fun, pigeons nest in your beard, and people put things in your nostrils for fun. After 30 days, you wake up and find out that it was all a horrible dream. Soon you wake up to find out that you waking up was a dream too. And you are still drunk and ugly and smelly. You eventually die of liver failure all because of one sweet tooth.
I wish for a Gibson Les Paul.
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Granted, but now that sweet tooth becomes a rotten tooth. And so do all of your other teeth. Soon, your girlfriend won't kiss you, and she breaks up with you because no dentist will give you dentures because you have a wierd disease where all of your arteries run through your gums. Your family can't bear the smell any longer and they boot you out of your own house. After drinking tons and tons of liquor, you become homeless because of all the alcohol you bought. You drink yourself to the hospital where you need a liver transplant but you refuse to get one because your judgement is always impaired due to your drunkness. Soon, you drink yourself into an eventual coma that keeps you asleep on a park bench. People poke you for fun, pigeons nest in your beard, and people put things in your nostrils for fun. After 30 days, you wake up and find out that it was all a horrible dream. Soon you wake up to find out that you waking up was a dream too. And you are still drunk and ugly and smelly. You eventually die of liver failure all because of one sweet tooth.
Ouchh :neutral:
wish granted. but slash comes round your house, smashes the guitar over your head and burns the remains of the guitar, then the rest are eaten by mutant pidgeons (lol i dont know, half asleep when i wrote this :lol:)
i wish for my wish to not be corrupted :D
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Granted, but now that sweet tooth becomes a rotten tooth. And so do all of your other teeth.
I think his boyfriend would love that. ehehehe
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i wish for my wish to not be corrupted :D
Granted but your wish gets corrupted because its the rule of the game.
I Wish Sauron,Aragorn, or Gandalf post their picture on member pics.
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Granted but it turns out they are Mutant bananas from the Banana Planet.
I wish I had a soda right now...
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thanks Pimp ill remember that....
Granted but the genie gives you a can of Coca Cola. You drink it and eventually you get acid reflex in your stomach. Your stomach hurts like hell cause the acid in it is destroying your gut, you keel over, and get sent to the hospital where they forget about you at the emergency room floor and you eventually die......
I wish for one more germ to be spawned on my hand, an unnoticable, small, not deadly at all germ. Who doesnt do anything but sit there all day. He doesnt bite me or explode or anything......Just like what things were before but theres one more germ.
((a fool proof wish muwhahha))
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thanks Pimp ill remember that....
Granted but the genie gives you a can of Coca Cola. You drink it and eventually you get acid reflex in your stomach. Your stomach hurts like hell cause the acid in it is destroying your gut, you keel over, and get sent to the hospital where they forget about you at the emergency room floor and you eventually die......
I wish for one more germ to be spawned on my hand, an unnoticable, small, not deadly at all germ. Who doesnt do anything but sit there all day. He doesnt bite me or explode or anything......Just like what things were before but theres one more germ.
((a fool proof wish muwhahha))
Granted, but he gets raped and shanked as if he was in prison by the other germs.
I wish for more Bo-Staff skills.
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Granted but the genie doesnt know what Bo Staff skills are so he gives you a kick in the nuts instead.
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Granted but the genie doesnt know what Bo Staff skills are so he gives you a kick in the nuts instead.
You forgot other sentence!
I wish that, i don't need to study never ever.
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granted, but you end up on the streets because your couldn't find a job O_O
i wish that my hair would never get split ends :X
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Granted, you get chemicals to prevent split ends but, your hair falls out.
I wish for no misfires.. :P
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It doesnt...your wish was granted. But the denie was asleep when u wished it so he thought you didnt want it to fire at all. Last night when you were walking back home, 2 guys accost you and u try to fire the gun and...
I wish for a real hot momma in bed tonight xD
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Granted but u die of AIDS
I wish to make a 1337 Spritesheet now
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Granted, but MrEcks makes a more leet spritesheet from scratch to out leet that one.
I wish I had the attention span to start making sprites again, or even any kind of comic...
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Granted, but your attention span was so high you get an over enlarged brain o_o
I wish that there wasn't violence :)
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Granted, but your attention span was so high you get an over enlarged brain o_o
I wish that there wasn't violence :)
Granted
but 1 day later you die of a non-violent crime
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i wish people who posted on this topic wished.....you know caus it's kinda the point of this topic.
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Granted. All your wishes go unanswered from now on....
I wish i become good for nothing
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granted but WTF? :trust:
i wish i was older.
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granted but your balls are saggier than Squeaks boobs :D
i wish squeak wont get offended by that.
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Granted
Instead, he loves that comment, and is around you everyday, until you are pulling your hair outta your head, eventually you commit suicide, have a nice day ;)
I wish that arsenal would win the barclays premier leauge
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Granted, They fail like they allways do.
I wish i was able to fly
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Granted. UN decides to shoot down all unidentified flying objects
I wish i was a senior employee i UN
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Granted, You are fired the next day due to corruption.
I wish i was not cool ;)
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that's a wish i cannot grant, it's impossible ;) haha
wish i was as cool as uber :(
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Granted but then someone sohots you for etintity theft.
I wish... wait... what was I going to wish? I wish I could remember wtf I was going to wish.
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Suddenly you remember, you wished that you are cured from Amnesia.
I wish tomorrow i could sleep all day
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Granted, but your mom slaps you then when she realized that you didnt wake up, she opened a porn video at TV
I wish i could be mortal
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Granted. Someone hacked into your accounts and changed your name :razz:
I wish that everyone decide to be honest for ever
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Granted but then everybody suicides.
Why GTA 4 hookers suck? (just joking, i didnt even play GTA4 yet XD)