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Title: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 26, 2009, 02:22:57 am
Alright guys, this is how you play I Wish...
My personal favourite, you start off by wrecking the wish of the person above you. You can annihilate their wish in any form or method, as long as it is satisfactory.
Then, make up your own wish so it can, in turn, be destroyed as well!
Watch your wishes be smashed to pieces in this friendly, loving game  :D

For example: I wish I had a throne....
Answer: You get a throne but it is made of thorns...

I'll start us off.
I wish that I had an endless supply of cookies  ;)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on September 26, 2009, 04:58:54 am
you get the cookies, but they are green and mouldy and smell like fish.

i wish for a racing car bed.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 12:42:37 pm
You get the racing car bed, but it's half broken and it stinks!

I wish I had $5,000,000 on SA-MP.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 26, 2009, 12:59:41 pm
You get the $5,000,000 but it's a loan due in 2 days.

I wish I was an admin on SA-MP
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Fabio on September 26, 2009, 01:02:12 pm
You get SA:MP Admin rights, but they only last for a day.

I wish I could play for Manchester United at Old Trafford.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Romeo on September 26, 2009, 01:04:34 pm
You can, but the whole team is ill and you need to play the opposing team alone.

I wish I was well loved in Argonath.  :(
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 26, 2009, 01:06:40 pm
you are, because you have cancer

I wish my dick would fit into my pants.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Alsatian on September 26, 2009, 02:27:56 pm
you are, because you have cancer

I wish my dick would fit into my pants.

It shrinks, and shrinks, and shrinks...

I wish the Star Wars Universe was real. Wat?
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:29:26 pm
It's a movie.

I wish Martu would stop being such a fa-..awesome guy
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:30:23 pm
TOO BAD.

I wish Winters to kill himself. :3
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:30:42 pm
Winters is better then you.

I wish you'd get over it
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:31:22 pm
I got over it.

I wish that Giac shuts up :>
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:31:57 pm
Giac will never shut up.

I wish that Martu would not be a nubz000r
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:32:29 pm
Too bad, yet again

I wish YOU would stop being a noob :p
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:32:52 pm
Never going to happen.

I wish that a vagina with teeth would consume Martu.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Winters on September 26, 2009, 02:33:17 pm
Your wish came true.

I wish that this topic was never created.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:33:46 pm
Denied, this topic is fun.

I wish Martu wasn't so cool
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:34:00 pm
Too bad...

I wish the cookie that consumed me also consumes Giac
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:34:44 pm
THEN WHO WAS COOKIE?

I wish I never accidently martu's face
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:35:11 pm
wat

I wish that uh, Giac dies.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:35:47 pm
Denied, Giac will win it all.

I wish Martu's cake wasn't really a lie
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:36:37 pm
I already ate it.

I wish that Winters' cake wasn't really a lie
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:37:04 pm
I already ate that.

I wish that Cane's cake wasn't really a lie
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:37:40 pm
Cane is dead.

I wish that Winters wouldn't get so pissed quickly :)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:37:59 pm
Not going to happen.

I wish that Cane was alive again
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:38:22 pm
He still dead.

I wish that this spam thing stops.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:38:51 pm
No.

I wish that Cane got ressurected by the power of Jesus  :pop:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:39:20 pm
Jesus is also dead.

I wish that Giac, Jesus, and Cane share a crypt
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:39:59 pm
Denied, the crypt had AIDS in it. (Somehow)

I wish that Cane, Crypt and Jesus all shared a Giac
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:40:24 pm
Conceeded. You ate them all.

I wish that I could eat Giac.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:40:57 pm
No vag. Sorry.

I wish that eat could Giac the all.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:42:01 pm
wat

I wish what Giac wished.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:42:54 pm
wat

I wish what Martu wishes.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:43:14 pm
What did I wish?

wat
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:44:29 pm
wat = taw, denied wish

i wish you'd show me your genitals :3
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:45:26 pm
Ok pic coming soon

I wish that you show me your dick
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:46:06 pm
You first

I wish that your avatar was 10x cooler
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:48:11 pm
I somehow got to delete paint, sorry no more pics

I wish that Giac thought my avatar was 10x cooler
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:49:14 pm
False, he thinks it's shit.

I wish that c-c-c-combbooo breakkkerrr


(I removed Ibrahaim's post BTW, it was irrelavent to the topic)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:51:48 pm
still on combo

I wish that the combo never ends
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:54:07 pm
Granted.

I wish for a wish
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:54:26 pm
No wish.

I wish for a better wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:55:00 pm
No better wish.

I wish for a better wish than your better wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:55:47 pm
Rejected.

I wish for a better wish than your better wish which was better than my wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:56:42 pm
Noany.

I wish for a better wish than your better wish than your better wish which was better than your wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:57:26 pm
Denied...

I wish for a better wish than your better wish than my wish, which was better than mine, which also was better than yours.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:58:13 pm
No go.

I wish for a better wish than your better wish than your better wish than your wish which was better than yours which was better than mine.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:58:34 pm
Go die.


I wish that this topic wouldn't have got that famous. :3
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 02:59:03 pm
Touché sir.

I also wish that.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 02:59:34 pm
Yup, we still here.

I wish that you could spell Touché properly.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 03:00:12 pm
Granted. Yes I know it goes against the topic.

I wish your name wasn't Martu but Martyou
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 03:00:27 pm
Still Martu.

I wish the people are watching this topic send me a PM.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on September 26, 2009, 03:00:42 pm
Yes wish granted  :lol:

I wish for a better wish than your better wish than your better wish than your wish which was better than yours which was better than yours and mine wish and much much much  better wish and uber l33ter then yours
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 03:01:02 pm
I WISH LUKE HADN'T RUINED IT
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 03:01:24 pm
RUINED GOD DAMNIT I WISH THAT TOO
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 03:01:48 pm
YEAH

I wish that Luke removes his post.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 03:02:43 pm
Granted....? (A)

I wish that Luke would press the big red X in the corner of his post
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 03:03:04 pm
Still nothing, pal.

I wish what Giac wished.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 03:04:00 pm
Still nothing.

I wish what Martu wished which was what Giac wished.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 03:04:35 pm
Not yet granted.

I don't wish shit, it got ruined.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 03:05:35 pm
Denied.

I wish Basshunter wasn't so god damn awesome
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 03:05:46 pm
Invalid wish, state another one.

I wish that the topic gets a bit funnier now I left it. (yes bye guys)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on September 26, 2009, 03:06:20 pm
Granted.

I also leave, good bye. My wish is that it loses funniness due to the loss of Martu and I.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 03:06:51 pm
Now it is Funnier!

I wish this topic had more than 5k people active!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Billy_Hobo on September 26, 2009, 03:08:03 pm
I wish Martu and Giac would wish
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on September 26, 2009, 03:59:59 pm
Me too but good wishes

I wish that martu and giac respect my wish  :trust:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 04:43:03 pm
I DON'T

I wish we can start another spam wave :3
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 04:44:16 pm
you get the spam wave, but it lasts for 1 min only!

I wish the people who posted here, used the correct way to post like that!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 04:48:20 pm
Nope, me and Giac ruined it all.

I wish for some cake.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 04:57:58 pm
You get your cake, but unfortunately it stinks badly!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i could get ElMartu Forum Muted! :P
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Billy_Hobo on September 26, 2009, 05:01:39 pm
You can't

I wish the person below me dies
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 05:13:47 pm
I die for a second, then get back to life!

I wish I was an Admin at SA-MP :(
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 05:16:33 pm
Not gonna happen.

I wish for a good wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRock on September 26, 2009, 05:18:18 pm
Good wish is true.

I wish ElMartu to loose his left hand!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 26, 2009, 05:35:24 pm
granted

I wish Martu would post his cock MPW
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 26, 2009, 06:09:46 pm
Not gonna happen, you leave me with only one hand - no cock

I wish the below poster doesn't die (you have to corrupt the wish).
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 26, 2009, 07:19:52 pm
I'll die of a brain tumor in about 3-4 years unless something happens before it (malignant tumor ftl)

I wish my head stopped aching
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 27, 2009, 07:45:57 am
yor head doesnt hurt anymore because you have no head anymore! lol

 i wish i owned a Mustang shelby 1967 GT500 "Eleanor" I.R.L!! :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on September 27, 2009, 07:58:29 am
you get the car but it wont start no matter what you do

i wish i had a big house with 1000 acres of land.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 27, 2009, 08:29:16 am
you get tall the acres but as soon as you get them they all burn down

 i wish i had that Mustang Shelby GT500 1967 ELEANOR WITH ME!! :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 27, 2009, 11:54:48 am
Hehe guys, no doughnut for you, Elmartu and Giac *whacks*!

Vance, you get your Mustang junk but as it is delivered, the delivery man runs you over.
- There you go, now you'll never want that car!

I wish that I was the supreme ruler of the universe.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 27, 2009, 12:22:15 pm
you get it but u are swallowed by a super Gigantic Black hole! hahaa

 i wish for a hot super model! :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 27, 2009, 12:27:39 pm
You get the super model, but then it turns out to be a man in a wig.

I wish that I had a stick to throw at someone right now.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 27, 2009, 02:01:00 pm
you get the stick but u have to oull it out from your PENIS! D:

i wish for a puppy :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 27, 2009, 02:02:49 pm
You get a dead puppy in the mailbox.

I wish for Tupac to get resurrected.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TruthSvensson on September 27, 2009, 02:22:20 pm
He gets resurrected but he'll put his big black cock up your little arse

I wish KFC foods were cheaper
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 27, 2009, 03:25:14 pm
They'll be cheaper but Tupac zombie will buy all of the KFC foods

I wish Truth would die
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 27, 2009, 07:05:53 pm
Guys, keep this topic clean, please!  :D

Truth dies, but you killed Truth. You wake up to find yourself in prison for the rest of your life.

I wish I was the world's most awesomest guitarist.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Billy_Hobo on September 27, 2009, 07:16:04 pm
Until you're hands and arms broke off.

I wish I owned a Ferrari

Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 27, 2009, 08:33:05 pm
Until you're hands and arms broke off.

I wish I owned a Ferrari




The Ferrari comes, but after you park it, you realise the army's in town. A tank runs it over, not seeing it's brilliant red colours glimmering in the sunlight.
Have fun!

I wish Billy_Hobo was a real hobo ;)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 27, 2009, 11:09:01 pm
hey u forgot to wish for sumthing!! o well....

i wish i was Rob Dyrdek
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 27, 2009, 11:35:06 pm


The Ferrari comes, but after you park it, you realise the army's in town. A tank runs it over, not seeing it's brilliant red colours glimmering in the sunlight.
Have fun!

I wish Billy_Hobo was a real hobo ;)


Woops, Billy, all done.

Overnight you become Rob Dyrdek only to find that the transformation was mutual. The real Dyrdek is now you and he is infamous. You just seemed to have swopped names!

I wish I was ~Legend~, only the most awesome person in the world! - Beat that!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 27, 2009, 11:46:22 pm
u get the wish but u are not awesome or cool at all u have just started playing ARGONATH RPG! last nite

i wish i was superman!! :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 28, 2009, 12:49:14 am
Go and try your powers, see if you have them now.

Yup, still nothing.


I wish that Vance was Superman.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on September 28, 2009, 02:42:22 am
He gets the gay-magnet power.


I wish I had an infinite stock of pillows.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Boozman on September 28, 2009, 02:43:40 am
but they are filled with Vinces shit xD

I wish Martu would by my Slave :X
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: cumbia_chorra on September 28, 2009, 02:56:39 am
He is mine already, too bad.

I wish i had more beer with me right now.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on September 28, 2009, 02:59:20 am
Worms in the beer, maggot, worms in the beer.

I wish I was Master of Reality.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 28, 2009, 06:20:38 am
u get it but u turn into a horny gay guy who wants to fuck a guy everytime u see a guy! :D

i wish i was a U.S citizen D:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Hircine on September 28, 2009, 06:27:06 am
You become a US citizen, but you are unhappy with its retarded government.

I wish I had a farm filled with cannabis fields
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Billy_Hobo on September 28, 2009, 01:25:13 pm
You did, but someone lighted it on fire  :roll:

I wish I was the prime minister...!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Amon Ra on September 28, 2009, 02:20:44 pm
assassination here we come


I wish I had three more wishes
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Cofiliano on September 28, 2009, 03:04:09 pm
I wish someone woud pay for my college second year...
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on September 28, 2009, 03:39:25 pm
But you die and no one doesn't have to pay it.

I wish a girl to love me!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Cofiliano on September 28, 2009, 04:11:30 pm
But you become gay, and you dont need a girl to love you.

Wish i was far away..
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 28, 2009, 09:07:52 pm
But you become gay, and you dont need a girl to love you.

Wish i was far away..


Be my guest, Cof. Argonath RPG will now officially present you with a ban - take care, best of luck!

I wish I had a poking machine.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on September 29, 2009, 02:53:05 am
LOLO NICE WISH..... u get the poking machine but you can only poke your A** with it!

 i wish i was with KENDRa
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on September 29, 2009, 03:05:17 am
assassination here we come


I wish I had three more wishes

Best reply so far :D

Conceeded. You die after.

I wish for a girl to love Janar.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Squeak on September 29, 2009, 04:34:21 am
Granted, but she's a trap.

I wish people would come up with more original reasons than "..THEN U DIE LOLOL," or "...THEN DA WURLD BLOEZ UP LOLOL."
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Hircine on September 29, 2009, 04:52:50 am
But they don't because nobody is creative enough.

I wish I could be high 24/7
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Vince on September 29, 2009, 04:59:44 am
But they don't because nobody is creative enough.

I wish I could be high 24/7
No, you wish that you could be unbanned.
Pancher unbans you tomorrow to decide and give you another chance.

I wish that I wasn't this tired right now.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Cofiliano on September 29, 2009, 07:08:10 pm


Be my guest, Cof. Argonath RPG will now officially present you with a ban - take care, best of luck!

I wish I had a poking machine.
wat

Wish i had more sleep.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on September 29, 2009, 08:19:08 pm
But Argonath addicts you so much that you cannot sleep!

I wish that no one ruins my wishes!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Terox on September 30, 2009, 05:30:14 pm
TO GET UNBANNED  :cry:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 30, 2009, 06:49:04 pm
But Argonath addicts you so much that you cannot sleep!

I wish that no one ruins my wishes!

Too bad, I just ruined your wish... I think

TO GET UNBANNED  :cry:
no

I wish for a chicken wing
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on September 30, 2009, 06:54:35 pm
Instead of chicken wing, you get a bird wing!

I wish that old roleplay returns to Argonath!

Who ruins that, doesn't want it to happen :)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pazienza on September 30, 2009, 09:35:28 pm
You'll have old roleplay back to Argo, but your computer will blow up in a cloud of smoke and you won't experience it.

I wish I could have better marks at school..
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 30, 2009, 10:20:57 pm
You achieve better marks through hard work, but then your deluded teacher is convinced you cheated and disqualifies you.

I wish Vance would stop wrecking my awesome wishes to supreme dominancy!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Boxer on September 30, 2009, 10:22:43 pm
Wish Granted Somehow.

I have 2 wishes

I wish i was rich in Argonath SAMP
I wish i had my Respect/Friends Back.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Steve_Riptor on September 30, 2009, 10:24:19 pm
You will be rich and have your respect back, but unfortunately Argonath closes.

I wish I was the mayor of Los Santos.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on September 30, 2009, 10:46:37 pm
207s 24/7

I wish for Squeak to be gay
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 30, 2009, 10:52:59 pm
Wish acknowledged, but apparently, he's gay with you. Sweet dreams! - Or is that what you wanted?  :neutral:

I wish I had a parallel universe that I was God in.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 01, 2009, 04:18:40 am
wish granted you become god of it, im not gonna wreck your wish but one question wat is a parallel universe? please tell? lol im stoopid

 i wish for him to tell me wat a parallel universe is
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 01, 2009, 09:26:44 pm
wish granted you become god of it, im not gonna wreck your wish but one question wat is a parallel universe? please tell? lol im stoopid

 i wish for him to tell me wat a parallel universe is

By a parallel universe, I just meant a universe very much like our own, pretty much the same, like a clone but with some differences. It's all fantasty based with little scientific support behind it. Like another world running in the same time space as ours. It is little difficult to explain.- Now, I have to wreck this wish. Hmm, for the first time in your life, you come across some apparently non-existent parallel universe but it swallows you up and you are lost for ever!

My wish - I wish that Vance would start wrecking my wishes again!! Otherwise, he would technically be off-topic!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Leonardo on October 02, 2009, 01:13:48 am
wat is a parallel universe? please tell? lol im stoopid

wat

Wish granted,but he gets bored of wrecking your wishes after 10 minutes and leaves this topic and doesnt comes back.

I wish i could buy Miniguns at Argonath Servers.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 02, 2009, 04:37:11 am
buahahah legend wish granted i come back to rape you muahahah!!! :D

i wish for me to be in San Diego :D

wait i saw a movie called Parallel Universe :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 02, 2009, 08:32:19 am
You came to San Diego but it was Nuclear bombed a few minutes before you came.

I wish a Hot Girl in my class was my girlfriend  :cool: (omfg this is embaressing ;()
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on October 02, 2009, 05:11:02 pm
Okay she youasked her she refused the gf request but wanted to give you "good" time  when she zipped her pants you found out she's a shemale

I wish that someone closes this thread PERMBAN
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 02, 2009, 06:18:27 pm
Wish not Granted no access.

I wish im a Celebrity and the girl i was talking about wanna be my GF
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: John_McColl on October 02, 2009, 06:27:02 pm
Wish not Granted no access.

I wish im a Celebrity and the girl i was talking about wanna be my GF


Wish granted but the girl cant see u anymore .... bodyguards suck !!!

My wish, i wish SA-MP Had a place where bodies laid around the floor for us to tea bag them XD
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on October 02, 2009, 06:35:36 pm
wish granted - they are above the sky in the non-reachable zone

I wish my wish was ruined.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 02, 2009, 07:15:51 pm
Wish Granted Your Wish will be eated by a CrapFish
I wish My Bodyguards let my GF in
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: John_McColl on October 02, 2009, 07:32:07 pm
Wish Granted Your Wish will be eated by a CrapFish
I wish My Bodyguards let my GF in

Wish granted she comes in along with 100 million people [youre filthy famous XD] and no one lets you reach her !!

My wish is that script would let dead bodies come down to earth from the unreachable zone.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on October 02, 2009, 08:43:14 pm
Wish granted You get into serious dead bodies lag and you can't turn SA-MP on anymore

I wish again close this absurd thread
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 03, 2009, 01:36:10 am
wish NOT granted!!!! i love this topic!

i wish he would leave :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 03, 2009, 07:14:19 am
he leaves long enough for a bathroom break than comes back

I with i had a Fursuit
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 03, 2009, 08:42:22 am
wish granted bluefox hahah u know wat im not gonna destroy yor wish becuz a blue fox seems kinda cool haha

i wish i had sophia as a friend and be closer
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Malcolm on October 03, 2009, 09:50:48 am
You can, but Sophia is a man.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a 64' Impala.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 03, 2009, 10:01:21 am
You become taller but found out you were suffering from a disorder that gets you bigger until you explode, you become a baller but your own balls keep falling off, you would have a girl that looked good as you called her only to find out that she was a man, you had a rabbit in a hat only to find out that it has rabies after it bit you and that the hospital is out of vaccine, and you would get a 64' Impala only to find out that all the gears are 'Reverse'.

I wish I could have a house in the sky in SA:MP
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 03, 2009, 10:10:27 am
You get the house but it's infested by hippies.

I wish weed was legal.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 03, 2009, 10:18:09 am
The Argonath Parliament legalizes weed once and for all, but the next day, a group of government scientists comes out with genuine scientific proof that 100 percent of weed users develop fatal penis cancer within 1 year after their first dose of weed. Sadly enough, it turns out to be true.

I wish an island appeared in the sky
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on October 03, 2009, 12:26:20 pm
It apears but the vulcano errupts and the whole island fells on your house and you got owned

I wish you all have internet problems
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 03, 2009, 02:15:31 pm
But your wish backfires and among all the people subscribed to your ISP, you're the only one who is unable to connect to anywhere.

I wish I had the power to travel through time.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 03, 2009, 04:03:20 pm
You can travel through time, but the first time you timetravel you spawn in the room you were concieved while the act of concieving is still in progress.

I wish I wouldn't develop fatal penis cancer in 3 months
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 03, 2009, 08:31:30 pm
you dont get it in 3, you get it in 4


I wish for a threesom
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 03, 2009, 10:53:42 pm
u get a threesom but theyre all GUYS !!!! :D haha

i wish i never found out about porn sites :P
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Eugene_Ciasullo on October 03, 2009, 11:11:47 pm
i wish i had 4,000,000 on sA:MP
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 03, 2009, 11:45:04 pm
u get a threesom but theyre all GUYS !!!! :D haha

fine by me, aslong as they have fursuits on :P

_______________________________________ _________________________

you get 4M but your my sex slave for life

I wish Kitsune was online
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 04, 2009, 12:42:12 am
Kitsune was online but the first thing he does is ban you.

I wish I had the power to communicate through dreams.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Grovyle on October 04, 2009, 12:49:06 am
Kitsune was online but the first thing he does is ban you.

I wish I had the power to communicate through dreams.

Granted, but you only talk shit (stuff not the word) thru the communication network XD

I wish a nice, rotten and smelly cheeeeez!!!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 04, 2009, 12:31:04 pm
you get smelly cheeze but you dont get to eat it, but you get to smell it


I wish to play with Kitsune's tail again, than do more ^^
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 04, 2009, 12:36:08 pm
Kitsune rapes you with a 15 inch black dildo of death

I wish all furries would die
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Frederick on October 04, 2009, 07:10:23 pm
They do, but you die as well.
--------------------

I wish I was able to unravel the phenomenon of religion and God.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Cero on October 04, 2009, 07:11:40 pm
You do, but as you dance your dance of victory you slip and fall, and guess what - You die.

I wish I was an admin.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on October 04, 2009, 07:15:48 pm
You will be an admin in the wave, which comes on 1st April 2010, and it will be a prank.

I wish somebody to post after this post!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Cero on October 04, 2009, 07:16:54 pm
I have no idea how to respond to this one  :lol:

I wish I won the friday 1 mill lottery.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 04, 2009, 07:23:31 pm
you do, but you got to pay 2M taxes

I wish Oliver didn't wish such mean things :(
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 04, 2009, 07:25:13 pm
not going to happen buddy

I wish BlueFox would stop being a furry
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Kitsune on October 04, 2009, 07:31:00 pm
That'll happen as you turn into a gay emo and convert to Judaism. ;)

I wish to have an awesome day today!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 04, 2009, 07:33:22 pm
That'll happen as you turn into a gay emo and convert to Judaism. ;)

Blue, you can be a furry for all I care.



Kitsune, your day was shit because I headshotted you.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 04, 2009, 07:37:39 pm
Kitsune, your day was shit because I headshotted you.

well, i jumped on Kitsune and the bullet bounced off a wall and hit Oliver in the head ^^
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on October 04, 2009, 07:40:44 pm
I wish somebody to ruin this wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Drix on October 04, 2009, 07:41:16 pm
then i showed up with a deagle and kill you and kitsune
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on October 04, 2009, 07:49:48 pm
I wish that off-topic would continue!


If this is ruined, no off-topic will come! I am smart!!!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 04, 2009, 08:19:41 pm
then i showed up with a deagle and kill you and kitsune

Than you were banned for DMing 2 admins ^^

than me and kitsune continued

than i made Janar's wish come true
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 04, 2009, 11:53:48 pm
But it backfired and it didn't happen.

I wish many of the old FBI Members returned to Argonath.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 04, 2009, 11:59:39 pm
they do, but they are CIA, not FBI ^^

I wish JDC didn't use such laggy sig and avatar
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 05, 2009, 12:02:56 am
I stopped using my laggy sig and avatar, but got even laggier ones.

I wish fairy tales weren't violent worlds where old women burned in ovens.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 05, 2009, 05:09:11 am
not granted!!!

 i wish Bluefox's wish came true u shud remove yor sig it is LAGGY as hell!!!!!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 05, 2009, 09:20:54 am
I remove my sig but I get a new sig that make anyone who look at it get 65,000 Ping.

I wish the Sforza Mafia in MTA:VC all made a come back, awesome people.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: blazer138 on October 05, 2009, 02:56:45 pm
i murder you

I got 4 wishes:
I wish i would be Super Admin like Gandalf and Aragorn
I wish i would have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 $ on SAMP,so i would give half to everyone and leave half to myself.
I wish i would be Alex Mercer
And finnaly.....i wish to get Alienware Computer  :)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 05, 2009, 03:00:40 pm
1. You become a Super Admin like Gandalf and Aragorn, but unfortunately the next day, Argonath closes, leaving you as if nothing ever happened.

2. You get 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999 dollars on SA:MP, but you get an unfixable cash imbalance, so you can't use or send any of it.

3. You become Alex Mercer but for some reason your balls and genitals go missing.

4. Finally, you get that Alienware computer but it only has 50kb RAM and 1MB maximum storage, and it runs on Windows NT.



I wish that fog happened more often.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on October 05, 2009, 03:32:10 pm
LOL JDC!!!

Fog happens more often, but for shorter time!

I wish that Argonath will never die!! Just looked a video of it on Youtube.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 06, 2009, 12:43:53 am
Argonath don't die, but you do ^^

I wish Kitsune was online (again ^^)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Tanner on October 06, 2009, 12:47:56 am
Kitsune goes onlne but ignores you :D

I wish that someone would buy my ammunation so i could get a house ):
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on October 06, 2009, 03:07:16 am
i buy yor ammunation but i get all strapped and go hunt yor ass >:)

i wish evryone liked me at ARGO :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Tanner on October 06, 2009, 03:09:17 am
Everyone did like you on Argonath, untill you just posted that :P

I wish Vince didnt hate me D:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 06, 2009, 03:25:09 am
He unhates you, but now he loves you

I wish me and Kitsune could find a tree ^^ (if you dont understand, ask Vince lol)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 06, 2009, 04:43:41 am
I wish me and Kitsune could find a tree ^^ (if you dont understand, ask Vince lol)
Chainsaw cuts all the trees in the world.

I wish i had an enema with me.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 06, 2009, 05:25:22 am
you get it but it goes away

I wish i knew what an Enema was
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 06, 2009, 01:32:16 pm
You find out what it was, but you get hit by a 30-foot pole on the head and suffer from a permanent coma.

I wish zombies started randomly popping up ingame.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on October 06, 2009, 03:10:26 pm
They do, but they only come once and last less than a second

I wish my wish was ruined
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 06, 2009, 11:15:47 pm
Your wish is granted, with pleasure, however after sometime, people start giving into your wishes as they don't want to upset you - haha! I just wrecked your wish to be wrecked!

I wish I had a house in the clouds :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 06, 2009, 11:44:57 pm
You get a house in the clouds but have no means to get there.

I wish upon a weinstein.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 07, 2009, 01:18:23 am
you do, all you get is a big ? because i dont know what a weinstein is

I wish I lived in Australia
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 07, 2009, 12:01:49 pm
As soon as you move to Australia Kitsune moves far-far away.

I wish for a new video card
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 07, 2009, 01:27:09 pm
You get a new video card, but its capabilities are only 3 percent compared to that of your old one.

I wish Players won "Players vs. Admins" Round 4
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: PulisPatola on October 07, 2009, 02:11:43 pm
You will see that the players won but after a day some admin will decrease 3 points because those 3 points are from admins. Admins won in the end

I wish that when i play VC Argonath RPG there will be 40 players online
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Argoplayer on October 07, 2009, 03:28:37 pm
40 players will join, but they all leave due a major CRASH  :banana:

I wish i could be unbanned from Argonath RPG.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 07, 2009, 03:31:27 pm
Your wish is denied you have to write a unban request on http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?action=post;board=67.0

I wish hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I Had All The Games and Consoles in the Whole world.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Argoplayer on October 07, 2009, 03:37:23 pm
 The god grants you all the men in the world with hairy chests, not consoles.

I wish that my MSN will work again.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on October 07, 2009, 03:50:09 pm
it works but everyone ignores you

i wish that my car would start :(
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on October 07, 2009, 04:02:17 pm
Your car starts, but it will run only for 5 seconds and then engine breaks!

I wish everything i don't want, happens!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 07, 2009, 06:08:18 pm
They do happen and to top it all off you get sent to jail. (this isn't the ruin wish topic, we already have that one)

I wish for JDC to change his avatar
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Janar on October 07, 2009, 06:16:59 pm
(this isn't the ruin wish topic, we already have that one)

Khm, Oliver, check this:

Alright guys, this is how you play I Wish...
My personal favourite, you start off by wrecking the wish of the person above you. You can annihilate their wish in any form or method, as long as it is satisfactory.
Then, make up your own wish so it can, in turn, be destroyed as well!

JDC will not change his avatar.

I wish to do what i want.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Eminem. on October 07, 2009, 09:18:50 pm
I wish some people weren't lame!Jking
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on October 07, 2009, 09:21:55 pm
Wish granted long time ago !!!!! :rofl: JK

I wish someone closes this thread its just circling around  :eek:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ElMartu on October 07, 2009, 09:47:17 pm
Somebody would create another "corrupt the wish of the poster above you" thread anyway.

I wish someone closes this thread its just circling around  :eek:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on October 07, 2009, 11:55:49 pm
Seems that wish is denied

I wish people don't call me post hunter  :trust: :trust:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: PulisPatola on October 08, 2009, 11:11:50 am
you dont get called post hunter but now they call you post huntress

I wish that somebody will post after this post.  :lol:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on October 08, 2009, 11:13:46 am
Wish Granted

I wish that i was right and something smells about PulisPatola  :trust: ( yarly)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: PulisPatola on October 09, 2009, 07:44:42 am
well your wrong because it wasnt me
SOME OTHER GUY I HAVE MISTAKEN YOU WITH SOMEBODY ELSE

sorry i thought you were him  :trust:
Jesus NO!!!!!!

Stop PMing me I mad a mistake LEAVE IT

I wish that SOCKS will rule the world
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 10, 2009, 04:35:09 am
Socks take over the world, but they turn into evil creatures that want nothing more than to crunch the living hell out of people like you.

I wish my avatar was changed.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 10, 2009, 06:54:08 am
you get it changed to a less laggy one ^^

I wish For sex with Kitsune ^^
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Gerrie = Banned (Daco) on October 10, 2009, 08:02:06 am
Wish granted, enjoy. ^_^

I wish I had 2 balls.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: PulisPatola on October 10, 2009, 08:59:38 am
the next day you have 2 balls but suddenly it becamed 3
I wish that cereal is made from  :weed:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 10, 2009, 09:04:08 am
Khm, Oliver, check this:

You WRECK the wish, you don't RUIN it. Read the first post again carefully.



You get weed cereal but you die of marijuana overdose.

I wish weed was legal.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: India on October 10, 2009, 09:25:11 am
i wish i had $99,999,999 in game!!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 10, 2009, 09:29:07 am
Wish granted but 1minute after you got the money you got / India has been banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r reason: Money Hacking  :rules:

I wish Im accepted to FBI  :cool:  :cop:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: India on October 10, 2009, 09:32:51 am
nice wish :P
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 10, 2009, 09:41:22 am
The next one who makes a wish make mine to since india posted without taking own wish or grant or deny mine  :razz:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 10, 2009, 10:05:41 am
Nice wish.

I wish for a new vehicle.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 10, 2009, 01:06:53 pm
You get a jetmax with one wheel, so it cannot sail in water.

I wish criminals became stronger
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on October 10, 2009, 02:43:52 pm
they get stronger but too strong and the ARPD cannot enforce the law anymore

i wish for my own home.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on October 10, 2009, 02:50:58 pm
You get your home, but then your computer breaks, you will be 3 months inactive and your house will be removed.

I wish for to have a fruit
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: saxin7 on October 10, 2009, 02:53:45 pm
You get a watermelon crushed on your head.

I wish Im popular on Argonath RPG  :razz:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on October 10, 2009, 02:55:06 pm
You get popular... because you ban evaded 20 times, DMed and hacked like a living hell

I wish I couldn't wish anything
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: PulisPatola on October 10, 2009, 06:29:08 pm
You couldnt wish for anything because you are dead
I wish that the only server in VCMP is argonath
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on October 10, 2009, 06:43:04 pm
You couldnt wish for anything because you are dead
I wish that the only server in VCMP is argonath

But you didn't actually wreck my wish since I couldn't wish anything, doesnt matter, living or dead.

Argonath is the only server in VCMP, because other servers crashed, after few moments, Argonath isn't the only server in VCMP anymore

I wish I couldn't wish anything
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on October 11, 2009, 04:25:27 pm
you get your wish but then the whole system screws up and it makes a wish for you.

i wish my computer had more space
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pazienza on October 11, 2009, 07:06:15 pm
you get more space but the computer blows up.

I wish I were a tiger.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 11, 2009, 09:54:39 pm
you become a tiger but you have no fur

I wish that the northern hemisphere would turn 180 degrees against the southern hemisphere

Something like this: (http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg428/jesse7637/earthlol.jpg)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: PulisPatola on October 12, 2009, 11:07:19 am
It did because the world has ended
I wish that you can read this looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong sentence
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 12, 2009, 03:14:38 pm
No, since I do not know how to read.

I wish that I made a wish
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on October 12, 2009, 03:19:46 pm
You didn't wish anything, but yet god punished you and you got to choose if you wish to go to heaven or to hell.

I wish this banana ( :banana: ) would dance backwards
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: RailWayGuy on October 12, 2009, 08:22:22 pm
It dances backwards, but then it get shot by M4 assault rifle..

I wish I can steal 1337 mil from someone
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Hircine on October 12, 2009, 09:12:54 pm
You succeed but the money is marked and you are arrested by the FBI.

I wish I was a werewolf
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Amon Ra on October 12, 2009, 09:26:29 pm
Your wish didnt come true.

I wish i could beat miami up
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 13, 2009, 02:20:18 am
you try to but you get hit on the head by a drum and u bleed to death...

I wish science could turn me into a real life Furry ^^
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 13, 2009, 03:37:28 am
Too bad, you cant.

I wish BlueFox was a frog.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 13, 2009, 03:41:40 am
Too bad, I'm not.

I wish Matute would try to ruin my hopes  :cry:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 13, 2009, 03:44:58 am
Ok, i will try to ruin them (:P)

I wish BlueFox wouldnt be able to afford the surgery that makes him a furry.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Squeak on October 13, 2009, 03:50:59 am
Wish granted, except he hires an alleyway doctor to do it and dies during the procedure.

I wish wergnfweg.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Cane on October 13, 2009, 04:17:14 am
Granted. You will, from now on, carry a small fetus in your stomach.

I wish pwed0zz.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on October 13, 2009, 06:06:52 pm
im 12 and what is this

io w angaogaifssh for aioemoagoreogmiee eeine ssijcaidsscwuchtelagirmar rorm o
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on October 16, 2009, 02:43:24 pm
you get the but..it hurts you and wont stop nibbling at your feet.

i wish they would make another woodstock  :mad:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 16, 2009, 03:00:40 pm
Ain't gonna happen.

I wish Players won the Players vs. Admins Round 5 game
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 17, 2009, 12:11:36 am
Giac comes and locks the topic so that noone wins, too bad.

I wish a world without stutters.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BeLLa on October 18, 2009, 03:14:33 pm
It can't happened..

I wish love :P
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on October 18, 2009, 03:34:11 pm
Your love dies.

I wish to be a Hornet-Lord.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 20, 2009, 11:01:45 am
You are appointed as a Hornet-Lord, but however, the queen hornet comes and smashes you!

I wish that I didn't wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: HiddenSniper on October 24, 2009, 04:29:04 pm
You made the wish and the wish that you made became a wish and the wish came true.

I wish that wishes didn't exist
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 26, 2009, 03:35:41 am
they stop existing but... umm... nvm, they already exist so to bad

I wish everyone (but Sarah) could forget everything they knew about me and i could start as a whole new person
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Boozman on October 26, 2009, 03:45:16 am
Everyone forgets it all.... Except the Boozmang....MUUUHAHAHA

I wish i could think of a wish...
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Arch on October 26, 2009, 10:27:12 am
But even if u manage to wish a wish , you will still be in a mental hospital  :cool:



I wish that Gandalf renames in Froddo.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 26, 2009, 04:51:51 pm
Gandalf is renamed "Froddo" (actually Frodo :P), but bans you forever from Argonath RPG as a ceremonial occasion for his name change.

I wish I could teleport to and from any location on the planet. 
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on October 26, 2009, 06:51:15 pm
Granted. Have fun in the volcano's, for eternal suffering.


I wish the spawns of Hell would come on Earth.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tompa_carloz on October 26, 2009, 06:57:48 pm
But everything that came was growing flowers and bee¨s

I wish i had a metal pipe soo i could smack the world with wonder
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TeaM-QSens on October 27, 2009, 06:41:46 am
you will have that metal pipe but its expinsive nonhealthy

I wish i get into WS :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tompa_carloz on October 27, 2009, 11:16:17 am
You will get there but just to see that you dont fitt and get kicked out

I wish i had a cigarett right now :cool:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TeaM-QSens on October 27, 2009, 01:28:00 pm
u will get cig but its gonna kill u right away .

I Wish i can fly !
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 27, 2009, 01:56:52 pm
You gain the ability to fly but a bomb magically appears on your back that will explode in 10 seconds, turning you into a portable 9/11.

I wish no one made a wish after this
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TeaM-QSens on October 27, 2009, 01:58:18 pm
I Wont :P
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tompa_carloz on October 27, 2009, 03:16:00 pm
You didnt witch resulted in you winning this game
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BarbarSforza on October 27, 2009, 03:31:28 pm
You didnt witch resulted in you winning this game
what?

I wish i had a pink bycycle...  :lol:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on October 27, 2009, 03:40:35 pm
you get a bike, you take it to be painted pink, but the painter is color blind

I wish I did not have to make a wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Varjaca on October 27, 2009, 04:09:48 pm
you get a bike, you take it to be painted pink, but the painter is color blind

I wish I did not have to make a wish.

Fuck BlueFox, got nothing to answer :(. But lemme try: You didnt make a wish, but someone read your mind and posted it.

I wish Aragorn gives me 1337lvl Admin rights, and cannot be revoked, oh yeah
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: JDC on October 27, 2009, 11:30:24 pm
f**k BlueFox, got nothing to answer :(. But lemme try: You didnt make a wish, but someone read your mind and posted it.

I wish Aragorn gives me 1337lvl Admin rights, and cannot be revoked, oh yeah

You get irrevocable 1337 Admin Rights, but they are on a server where all the players are bearded fat men with huge titties that talk about nothing except children. Ewww.

I my house floated into the sky
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TeaM-QSens on October 28, 2009, 02:18:44 am
u will but suddenly u will fall down and die

I wish i was admin level 7 on samp
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: SeanC on October 28, 2009, 05:41:51 am
I wish your level 7 admin right has no command to use except command for non-admin.

I wish I could own Madd Dogg mansion  :D.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TeaM-QSens on October 28, 2009, 09:39:36 am
u will own it but ull gonna be route ban next hour

I wish i get my 500k baq that i lost on the ammu by kicking jeffery
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: SeanC on October 28, 2009, 10:06:51 am
I wish Jeffery will become an auto banner and ban you.

I wish I can be my admire boyfriend!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on November 04, 2009, 06:34:55 am
i dont even know WTF? dat means?
but i wish i wasn't a badass! ;)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: SkyHawk on November 04, 2009, 06:41:38 am
You will try to become a non-badass for a couple hours. But it will all back fire and you will become even more of a badass than before...

I wish I could speed up my process in becoming an officer..
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on November 04, 2009, 07:46:08 am
instead i'll deny you =)

I wish I was a huge gangsta'
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: SkyHawk on November 04, 2009, 08:13:51 am
You wont make it as a thug, your a freakin cop. They'd pop you on site..

Wishes MIB would get on and give me my late b-day money :p
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tompa_carloz on November 04, 2009, 09:24:29 am
That he will 20.000.00
But the same dau this occure your having a major taxday putting you on the minus account :wow:

I wish i turned into a XU topkop
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Frederick on November 04, 2009, 11:33:39 am
You do, but then you end up gaining a very bad reputation.
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I wish I found a very cute, huggable, sweet-voiced girlfriend.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tompa_carloz on November 04, 2009, 12:34:56 pm
You to but at the time you get laid you realize its a shemale.

I wish Gandalf died and left the president chair to me
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on November 04, 2009, 02:42:55 pm
He comes back from life as Sauron and obliterates you with his mighty mace of doom.
doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoo mdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdo omdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomd oomdoomdoom

I wish I was a world eater.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Lionel Valdes on November 04, 2009, 06:49:28 pm
Negative , The god is the world eater
I wish i found the secret of this admins problem : not re-look at my unban case , when i will find it the SA-MP police enforcement will ban this server !
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Boxer on November 04, 2009, 06:54:18 pm
I wish you to never be unbanned, annoying.

Now the real wun
I wish i had the godfathers cat.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: FastSh00T on November 06, 2009, 02:51:45 pm
I wish your Wish will never happen :p

I wish That i become super man
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Uninhibited on November 06, 2009, 04:03:43 pm
I wish I had my girlfriend here and now  :lol:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Vanessa_Carloz on November 07, 2009, 03:41:08 am
Your girlfriend will come as you wished but only to tell you that she doesn't love you anymore and is gonna run off with your best friend.

I wish I was the luckiest woman on earth!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Squeak on November 07, 2009, 04:23:22 am
Granted, but you're only the luckiest woman for a split second.

I wish that there were no idiots in the world.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on November 07, 2009, 11:20:18 am
bad luck, you exist
<3

i wish i had a pile of panckes with fucktons of syrup mmmmmmm
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: juni_09 on November 07, 2009, 11:26:36 am
i wish to be arpd.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Emilian on November 07, 2009, 11:28:49 am
too bad you're a criminal.
I wish I get unbanned faster... from the sa-mp server
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Spikmun on November 08, 2009, 01:30:20 am
You get unbanned but as soon as you log in you are banned again for ban evading.

I wish this banana would stop dancing for once in his life  :banana:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Quang on November 08, 2009, 01:47:36 am
There is a bug of some sort that doesn't make him dance sometimes.

I wish I had level 1 admin, I dont need higher, just to catch rulebreakers.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on November 08, 2009, 11:07:34 pm
Granted. But the world is destroyed by cosmic flames, and your rights are useless.


I wish I would become Master of Reality.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Aksel on November 08, 2009, 11:08:10 pm
We already got Obama, sorry, wait for your turn.

I wish I were a cactus.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Spikmun on November 08, 2009, 11:19:45 pm
You become a cactus, But unluckily you get the balls of a sweaty red neck rubbed in your face every day.

(http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/texas_cactus.jpg)

I wish my penguin would dance :(
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Estador on November 09, 2009, 10:20:34 pm
I wish to get nice orange ball (i like balls) :D:D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on November 09, 2009, 10:23:06 pm

I wish my penguin would dance :(

Granted. He dances, but an illegal hunter shots him in the brain, and your penguin's brains are on the wall.

I wish I was Lucifer.


I wish to get nice orange ball (i like balls) :D:D

Follow the fucking rules.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pablo on November 09, 2009, 10:34:34 pm


Follow the f**king rules.

pervert?

i wish my cat could speak :d
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on November 09, 2009, 10:43:31 pm
..Stop posting a wish without replying to the wish above.



Follow the f**king rules.

I wish I was Lucifer.

Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pablo on November 09, 2009, 10:46:44 pm
AAAAA S0RRY I got it now


sudddenly, you will become lucifer, when it will be all ruined.

i wish my cat could speak.


LIKE THAT?
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tiderman on November 09, 2009, 10:47:55 pm
Wish granted. Unfortunately, he was lost during the transportation.

I wish I had a bigger penis. 12 inches just isn't enough for me


..Stop posting a wish without replying to the wish above.

I wish I was Lucifer.
Hypocrit!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Estador on November 09, 2009, 10:52:18 pm
Its too big in your wish. your penis i going to be smaller :)

I wish Urs come back to BG  ;)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Tanner on November 10, 2009, 10:50:42 pm
Urs went back to BG then died.

I wish i had admin powers :)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Aksel on November 10, 2009, 10:55:23 pm
Granted. You recieved admin level four, but suddenly a hacker hacks your computer and bans everyone in sight so you looses them.


I wish I met a pedophile.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on November 10, 2009, 10:58:37 pm
Granted. Wild nights ahoy!


I wish the human kind will be destroyed.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Mr. Goobii on November 10, 2009, 11:00:28 pm
You have already met a pedophile on MSN :devroll:, no wishes for you!

I wish I could get Orgasm 24/7 be doing homework.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Voodoo on November 10, 2009, 11:11:34 pm
...
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pablo on November 11, 2009, 04:54:32 pm
...


Follow the f**king rules.

your wish will become ...

i wish my dick was 15 inches.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Sarah_Morelli on November 12, 2009, 09:19:55 pm
Your dick will become 15 inches for 3 weeks but, an incident will occur and it'll go back to the actual size it is now.

I wish I didn't have rules to follow at home >.<
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Tanner on November 12, 2009, 11:58:38 pm
Yor mom lost her piece of paper with the house rules on it, but then she made a new one. :D

I wish i knew whether to quit argonath or not.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Romeo on November 13, 2009, 12:43:16 am
You do. (You know not to quit, but you will instead play casually.) then die.  :conf:

I wish I knew what the hell I was talking about.  :war: :banana: (Sorry banana, you're dance just doesnt cut it.  :wow:)
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on November 13, 2009, 01:44:11 am

(Sorry banana, you're dance just doesnt cut it.  :wow:)


(banana, you're dance )



(you're )

huh.

Anyways, you will realise what the hell you were talking about only to comprehend that it was absolute gibberish.

I wish for a broader english dictionary.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Romeo on November 13, 2009, 01:49:09 am

huh.

Anyways, you will realise what the hell you were talking about only to comprehend that it was absolute gibberish.

I wish for a broader english dictionary.

Usmell.  :cop:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Sarah_Morelli on November 13, 2009, 02:00:29 am

huh.

Anyways, you will realise what the hell you were talking about only to comprehend that it was absolute gibberish.

I wish for a broader english dictionary.

You will recieve a broader english dictionary, able to study it all, but it'll burn unexpectedly.

I wish all people were grammar nazis
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on November 13, 2009, 02:48:12 am
You get what you wish for, only to realise that your grammar is putrid.

I wish for a world with no wars.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: soad103 on November 14, 2009, 06:18:08 pm
I wish for a war against Grammar Nazis
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Frank_Hawk on November 14, 2009, 06:20:11 pm
I wish to gather the whole server at GS9 and blow it/them up with a rocket launcher.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MarioRinarri on November 14, 2009, 06:22:44 pm
I wish to gather the whole server at GS9 and blow it/them up with a rocket launcher.
We share one dream.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Leon_Mokomaki on November 15, 2009, 03:51:32 am
Quote
I wish to gather the whole server at GS9 and blow it/them up with a rocket launcher.

You will almost succeed but the awesome Argonath scripts will remove your rocket launcher

I wish the shop was open so i could go buy some coke and i wish that my computer could run GTA IV
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Sarah_Morelli on November 15, 2009, 08:57:18 am
Your wish comes true, but once you enter the store there is NO coke in stock.

I wish people would play my '10 Lines' game on the forums >.<
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on November 16, 2009, 03:02:21 am
People play, but only use 9 lines

I wish for a friend
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tompa_carloz on November 16, 2009, 07:16:06 am
Ofc that wish never happends and you live your life in despite of all human race.

I wish i hadent cracked my spine when i fell drunk of my bike 4 weeks ago.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on November 16, 2009, 12:54:26 pm
That's in your head mate.

I wish for a world with no wars.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on November 22, 2009, 08:02:31 pm
Oliver, you've wished that more than once and this leads to a conflict.
Your wish turns into a worldwide debate and breaks out into World War III. Good going Oliver  ;)

I wish I could stop time.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on November 22, 2009, 08:10:59 pm
Photoshop becomes free, but in 50 years, when the developers go bust and are taken over by the new world's best design based program - Microsoft Paint V2!! Lolz

I wish I could think of a wish.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on November 22, 2009, 10:09:35 pm
i wish...

... i had unlimited wishes
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pablo on November 22, 2009, 10:14:31 pm
granted. so easy.

i wish to be an main admin someday
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MasterNeo on November 23, 2009, 02:25:34 pm
Granted.

I wish i could meet with RON,Gandalf,CBF,and cutt3r and shake their hand or even spent a day slping on their house. :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Brad. on November 23, 2009, 02:43:51 pm
You get to sleep at one of their houses, but they do unspeakable things to you in the night  :wow:

I wish kidnappers on Argonath would stop metagaming my phone away.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Kessu on November 23, 2009, 04:28:34 pm
You passed but after a month teacher comes with FAILED papers in his/her hands.

I wish I'd have a money for coffee at breaks in school!  :lol:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on November 23, 2009, 08:58:17 pm
I wish i found the secret of this admins problem : not re-look at my unban case , when i will find it the SA-MP police enforcement will ban this server !
Erm, if you say so...
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Brad. on November 23, 2009, 10:23:22 pm
Granted, but the coffee takes like sh*t
I wish the CoD MW II on the PC was cheaper

Granted, but Activision have revoked the CD key.

I wish soft cheese was actually soft enough to spread on a sandiwch without ripping up the bread
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Oliver on November 24, 2009, 03:09:15 pm
Your muscle development retards.

I wish for a longer dayspan.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on November 24, 2009, 04:13:19 pm
well, your in the northern hemisphere, its winter, so no

I wish for more furry porn
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on November 25, 2009, 04:55:22 pm
well, your in the northern hemisphere, its winter, so no

I wish for more furry porn
granted, her vagina has even more fur.
i wish i could think of a good wish, and i wish i had a hamburger in my hand right now
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on November 29, 2009, 05:29:59 pm
Let's try and keep this topic clean please!
Plus, please follow the details on the initial post.
 



marouan97, two wishes so therefore the hamburger arrives a week late, rotten. It looks more like road kill in your hands now. Have a good day!

I wish I had a pet penguin.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MasterNeo on November 30, 2009, 07:21:48 am
Granted, but the penguin died of of lack of coldness.

I wish All people of argonath will never use hacks and rulebreaking.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Gerrie = Banned (Daco) on December 01, 2009, 01:15:53 am
Not granted. :D


I wish there is /wank command on the server.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on December 01, 2009, 05:34:20 pm
Granted.
but its against the laws of the states of argonath
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: tiderman on December 01, 2009, 11:36:43 pm
Granted.
but its against the laws of the states of argonath
yousa buzzkill..
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: ~Legend~ on December 06, 2009, 12:40:17 pm
On topic please  ;)




I wish I had the skills from the Matrix. Neo ftw!!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: CopSforza on December 06, 2009, 03:55:49 pm
Granted
I wish i wouldn't grow up :P
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Spikmun on December 06, 2009, 06:37:29 pm
Your wish is granted, But you start to grow down.

I wish someone would knock on my door and randomly hand me over
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on December 06, 2009, 09:44:55 pm
granted.
you did not tell us what you wanted to get handed over so you got AIR handed over
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on December 07, 2009, 06:00:58 am
you have no wish to break :\

I wish for the ability to teleport through computers
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Frederick on December 07, 2009, 12:26:24 pm
Granted, however your life is shortened due to extreme radiation.
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I wish the world would find joy and happiness
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on December 09, 2009, 12:12:19 am
Granted, but the world goes into a depression.

I wish to be in a fur pile
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Frederick on December 09, 2009, 01:31:32 am
Granted, however that snow pile has needles in it as well.
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I wish I had the best gaming PC in the world.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on December 14, 2009, 01:41:31 pm
Granted. But you can only play games, and cannot surf on the internet.

I wish my school was softer on me D:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: CopSforza on December 14, 2009, 02:50:32 pm
Granted, but you will have no holidays.
I wish to get a job
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Estador on December 24, 2009, 11:22:58 am
granted, you will be pizzaboi

i wish that i was liedk
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Aksel on December 24, 2009, 12:19:27 pm
liedk?


I WISH MY MOTHER WAS FROM TAIWAN AND MY FATHER WAS INDIAN
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Nitrous on December 24, 2009, 12:20:17 pm
liedk?


I WISH MY MOTHER WAS FROM TAIWAN AND MY FATHER WAS INDIAN

Wish Granted but the countries that you had said has sunken underwater, Indians now live in Norway :)

I wish i was unbanned.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Spikmun on December 24, 2009, 02:28:41 pm
Granted. But you get banned as soon as you log back on for Ban Evading

I wish it would snow so much my school never opened again.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pablo on December 24, 2009, 06:54:58 pm
grantd, there will be avalanche on your school so it will get pwnd

i wish i had better computer.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: SavioR88 on December 24, 2009, 09:23:35 pm
you will have but one Day :D


I wish to beat up Urs IRL !
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: DHR.Mike on December 24, 2009, 09:30:54 pm
if you got the cash to go there then its Granted

i wish i coud always wish and that it realy happens
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Lamar Diasso on December 24, 2009, 10:01:43 pm
You wish that, though no result.

I wish I'd have a leather jacket.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: robibota on December 24, 2009, 10:15:29 pm
It cost 10$...but you ate the money

I wish I'd have a better comp to be an admin on VC:MP :lol:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Louis_Keyl on December 26, 2009, 12:20:49 am
Granted, but then you Abuse and get Banned, Then your PC Explodes.


I wish to become a dildo
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Pablo on December 26, 2009, 11:13:43 pm
Granted. you will become a fat dildo, which will be used by best of the lesbians

 i wish i could be an admin of SA MP
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: robibota on December 27, 2009, 10:10:42 am
Granted, but you pressed the button "Ban" too much

I wish I'd have a Wii and a Xbox 360
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on January 10, 2010, 01:54:23 pm
you get them but the wii remote smashes your tv screen and  your Xbox falls apart and gives you toxic airs that give you 48 hours to live

i wish i would pass my learners permit test tomorrow
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: robibota on January 10, 2010, 03:51:49 pm
Granted, you pass it unsuccesfully
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on January 10, 2010, 10:19:24 pm
No wish to ruin? Kay.

I wish for someone willing to let me cut their chest open, break their ribs, tear their heart out, and munch on it as it still beats and is still connected.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Lionel Valdes on January 10, 2010, 11:48:39 pm
you got that but the police arrested you for 10 years in jail for attempting murder

I wish i got un-banned
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Billy_Grey on January 10, 2010, 11:51:45 pm
I wish i had that car from my avatar but in real life.  :razz:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Lionel Valdes on January 11, 2010, 01:39:55 pm
I wish i had that car from my avatar but in real life.  :razz:
Bad game player, reply to my wish first then say your wish
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Freedom on January 11, 2010, 01:42:33 pm
No quiestion, eh? Good.. Very good!

I wish furries would all get killed (not rly  :))
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Webster on January 11, 2010, 01:59:16 pm
I wish i could be Captain Jack Sparrow :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: rJCaiG on January 11, 2010, 02:05:41 pm
I wish I didn't have to change my signature.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Webster on January 11, 2010, 03:05:25 pm
I wish i could haz webcam sex with GiacJr... j/k  :rofl:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on January 11, 2010, 04:17:14 pm
I wish I didn't have to change my signature.

You had to?
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I wish people liked me.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 11, 2010, 09:25:20 pm
I wish less people liked bluefox >:|
I hate him.

jk, jk, i only hate foxes
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on January 12, 2010, 12:30:42 am
I wish less people liked bluefox >:|

Wish granted long ago.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 13, 2010, 04:09:41 pm
Wish granted long ago.
Lol.

I wish more people like bluefox, he is saad D:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Wayne on January 13, 2010, 04:21:55 pm
I wish i have powers like, stop the time.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Mafs on January 13, 2010, 07:55:45 pm
I wish i have powers like, stop the time.
It is impossible to stop time, unless you're Chuck Norris!

I wish.. that my girlfriend would start acting normal again.. :roll:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on January 13, 2010, 08:25:07 pm
Depends.....Wish not granted

I wish that this school year passes fast
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 13, 2010, 08:31:30 pm
Oh yeah D:.

I wish i had food in my hand D:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: boostboy on January 14, 2010, 10:02:15 am
I wish the server worked again :cry:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Malcolm on January 14, 2010, 10:31:07 am
Well.. it don't!

I wish i could haz webcam sex with GiacJr...
I wish I would have never witnessed this post.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Webster on January 14, 2010, 12:12:00 pm
I wish could get my GF back..
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Austin on January 14, 2010, 12:31:01 pm
I wish could get my GF back..

Your prolly young, loves come and go. Its part of life.

I wish i knew what i wish, but i dont know what to wish and because this wishing does not go anywhere, it made me tired. I dont not wish that... Okay, i wish a bed.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Kessu on January 14, 2010, 01:39:35 pm
Your prolly young, loves come and go. Its part of life.

I wish i knew what i wish, but i dont know what to wish and because this wishing does not go anywhere, it made me tired. I dont not wish that... Okay, i wish a bed.
Granted :D

I wish finnish winter not to be so cold  :mad:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Aksel on January 14, 2010, 02:30:30 pm
Granted, you achieved the Siberian temperature.

I wish the snow wasn't yellow.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlueFox on January 14, 2010, 04:30:36 pm
It's brown

I wish it would f**king snow in Canada >.< (well my part atleast)

yeah, its just been rain, my driveway is a lake lol
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 14, 2010, 04:34:04 pm
Granted, you got a snowstorm killing alot of people and destroying alot of buildings.

I wish i had unlimited wishes.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on January 15, 2010, 11:36:44 pm
Granted ( Then you die of brain constipation )

I wish that I wish
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Salmonella on January 16, 2010, 01:31:57 am
Answer : Well, you wish, but it does not work

Question : I wish i would get snow free irl
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Estador on January 18, 2010, 03:14:45 pm
granted. just pee in de cup and freeze it :D


i wish i could be admin
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Nighteyes on January 18, 2010, 03:55:20 pm
My wish is.. to be the richest player on Argonath and i'm working hard on it.
Second of my wish is.. To be the nicest players and make a new friends!
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlankTheGod on January 18, 2010, 05:10:46 pm
NOT GRANTED,

I will be the richest player in argonath first..keeeding.

GRANTED.

I wishi could get my hands on some fireworks right now. :evil:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Leo on January 18, 2010, 11:51:00 pm
I wish i had $900,000,000 IG.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Ritz on January 18, 2010, 11:55:49 pm
Granted, but then there's a taxday of $9.000.000.000

I wish I had a new microwave
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Webster on January 18, 2010, 11:56:34 pm
GRANTED

I wish Interpol was Official..
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Estador on January 19, 2010, 08:03:34 pm
GRanted

I want new dog or turttule :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: BlankTheGod on January 19, 2010, 11:21:57 pm
GRANTED. You will get a smellyass turtle in the near future.

I wish for BIG B*OBIES.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on January 19, 2010, 11:33:01 pm
Granted, but only if you will show me them  :D

I wish that I wont get schitzaphrenia from my mom when I grow older.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: SkyHawk on January 20, 2010, 05:03:26 am
Granted!

I wish that I will have a successful baseball career.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Static' on January 31, 2010, 10:57:45 am
Granted

But Baseball gets extinct as asoon as you join, football will take over and it alredy has..

I wish i was unbanned
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Thrush on January 31, 2010, 11:59:25 am
Granted

I wish I had a motorbike soon
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 31, 2010, 12:33:07 pm
Granted

I wish I get a new computer soon.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on January 31, 2010, 08:06:29 pm
Granted ( But you spend too much time on it and it gets "confiscated"  )

I wish summer gets rapidly soon
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Thrush on January 31, 2010, 08:44:43 pm
Granted

I wish I had a good coffee.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Epsilon on January 31, 2010, 08:52:53 pm
You get the coffee but you find a rat inside it.

I wish to live forever.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Clone on January 31, 2010, 09:35:31 pm
you live for ever, but you keep growing older, until you mould up and turn into a green lump.

I wish I won a 3 mill lotto.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on January 31, 2010, 10:53:11 pm
not granted!!
i wish for a huge cookie :D
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on February 02, 2010, 03:59:48 pm
you get it but it shatters to nothing but crumbs the second you touch it

i wish for a 50g bag of  :weed:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Malcolm on February 02, 2010, 04:17:46 pm
You get em', but you later get arrested.

I wish I had a huge dog.
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Negative on February 02, 2010, 05:00:03 pm
Granted.

I wish my summer holidays would last 11.5 month instead of 8 weeks lol.  :razz:
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Void on February 02, 2010, 09:48:56 pm
Wish granted but you get hit by the bus on the last day of your holidays

I wish that I can go on  Metallica,Punk Floyd,Leonard Cohen and Deep Purple concert at the same time
Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: Marius on April 23, 2010, 06:38:31 pm
Not granted :D
I wish I was Chuck Norris
NO, just joking
I wish all freecops lost their donuts

Skee-lo- I Wish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHkj804LCl0&a=sih2ZOFBuGo&playnext_from=ML#)
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Title: Re: I Wish...
Post by: TheRealStof on April 23, 2010, 07:45:26 pm
granted..but then they started getting angry cos of their addiction to donuts and shoot everyone they see breaking the law

i wish i could go back to school
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