I Wish...

[ElMartu]

Not gonna happen, you leave me with only one hand - no cock

I wish the below poster doesn't die (you have to corrupt the wish).

[Oliver]

I'll die of a brain tumor in about 3-4 years unless something happens before it (malignant tumor ftl)

I wish my head stopped aching

[VANCEPLAYER]

yor head doesnt hurt anymore because you have no head anymore! lol

 i wish i owned a Mustang shelby 1967 GT500 "Eleanor" I.R.L!!

[TheRealStof]

you get the car but it wont start no matter what you do

i wish i had a big house with 1000 acres of land.

[VANCEPLAYER]

you get tall the acres but as soon as you get them they all burn down

 i wish i had that Mustang Shelby GT500 1967 ELEANOR WITH ME!!

[~Legend~]

Hehe guys, no doughnut for you, Elmartu and Giac *whacks*!

Vance, you get your Mustang junk but as it is delivered, the delivery man runs you over.
- There you go, now you'll never want that car!

I wish that I was the supreme ruler of the universe.

[VANCEPLAYER]

you get it but u are swallowed by a super Gigantic Black hole! hahaa

 i wish for a hot super model!

[~Legend~]

You get the super model, but then it turns out to be a man in a wig.

I wish that I had a stick to throw at someone right now.

[VANCEPLAYER]

you get the stick but u have to oull it out from your PENIS! D:

i wish for a puppy

[Oliver]

You get a dead puppy in the mailbox.

I wish for Tupac to get resurrected.

[TruthSvensson]

He gets resurrected but he'll put his big black cock up your little arse

I wish KFC foods were cheaper

[Oliver]

They'll be cheaper but Tupac zombie will buy all of the KFC foods

I wish Truth would die

[~Legend~]

Guys, keep this topic clean, please! 

Truth dies, but you killed Truth. You wake up to find yourself in prison for the rest of your life.

I wish I was the world's most awesomest guitarist.

[Billy_Hobo]

Until you're hands and arms broke off.

I wish I owned a Ferrari

[~Legend~]

Until you're hands and arms broke off.

I wish I owned a Ferrari

The Ferrari comes, but after you park it, you realise the army's in town. A tank runs it over, not seeing it's brilliant red colours glimmering in the sunlight.
Have fun!

I wish Billy_Hobo was a real hobo