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Offline ElMartu

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Reply #75 on: September 26, 2009, 06:09:46 pm
Not gonna happen, you leave me with only one hand - no cock

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Reply #76 on: September 26, 2009, 07:19:52 pm
I'll die of a brain tumor in about 3-4 years unless something happens before it (malignant tumor ftl)

I wish my head stopped aching


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Reply #77 on: September 27, 2009, 07:45:57 am
yor head doesnt hurt anymore because you have no head anymore! lol

 i wish i owned a Mustang shelby 1967 GT500 "Eleanor" I.R.L!! :D


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Reply #78 on: September 27, 2009, 07:58:29 am
you get the car but it wont start no matter what you do

i wish i had a big house with 1000 acres of land.

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Reply #79 on: September 27, 2009, 08:29:16 am
you get tall the acres but as soon as you get them they all burn down

 i wish i had that Mustang Shelby GT500 1967 ELEANOR WITH ME!! :D


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Reply #80 on: September 27, 2009, 11:54:48 am
Hehe guys, no doughnut for you, Elmartu and Giac *whacks*!

Vance, you get your Mustang junk but as it is delivered, the delivery man runs you over.
- There you go, now you'll never want that car!

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Reply #81 on: September 27, 2009, 12:22:15 pm
you get it but u are swallowed by a super Gigantic Black hole! hahaa

 i wish for a hot super model! :D


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Reply #82 on: September 27, 2009, 12:27:39 pm
You get the super model, but then it turns out to be a man in a wig.

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Reply #83 on: September 27, 2009, 02:01:00 pm
you get the stick but u have to oull it out from your PENIS! D:

i wish for a puppy :D


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Reply #84 on: September 27, 2009, 02:02:49 pm
You get a dead puppy in the mailbox.

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Reply #85 on: September 27, 2009, 02:22:20 pm
He gets resurrected but he'll put his big black cock up your little arse

I wish KFC foods were cheaper

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Reply #86 on: September 27, 2009, 03:25:14 pm
They'll be cheaper but Tupac zombie will buy all of the KFC foods

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Reply #87 on: September 27, 2009, 07:05:53 pm
Guys, keep this topic clean, please!  :D

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Reply #88 on: September 27, 2009, 07:16:04 pm
Until you're hands and arms broke off.

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Reply #89 on: September 27, 2009, 08:33:05 pm
Quote from: Billy_Hobo on September 27, 2009, 07:16:04 pm
Until you're hands and arms broke off.

I wish I owned a Ferrari




The Ferrari comes, but after you park it, you realise the army's in town. A tank runs it over, not seeing it's brilliant red colours glimmering in the sunlight.
Have fun!

I wish Billy_Hobo was a real hobo ;)


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