I Wish...

[BlueFox]

he leaves long enough for a bathroom break than comes back

I with i had a Fursuit

[VANCEPLAYER]

wish granted bluefox hahah u know wat im not gonna destroy yor wish becuz a blue fox seems kinda cool haha

i wish i had sophia as a friend and be closer

[Malcolm]

You can, but Sophia is a man.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a 64' Impala.

[JDC]

You become taller but found out you were suffering from a disorder that gets you bigger until you explode, you become a baller but your own balls keep falling off, you would have a girl that looked good as you called her only to find out that she was a man, you had a rabbit in a hat only to find out that it has rabies after it bit you and that the hospital is out of vaccine, and you would get a 64' Impala only to find out that all the gears are 'Reverse'.

I wish I could have a house in the sky in SA:MP

[Oliver]

You get the house but it's infested by hippies.

I wish weed was legal.

[JDC]

The Argonath Parliament legalizes weed once and for all, but the next day, a group of government scientists comes out with genuine scientific proof that 100 percent of weed users develop fatal penis cancer within 1 year after their first dose of weed. Sadly enough, it turns out to be true.

I wish an island appeared in the sky

[Void]

It apears but the vulcano errupts and the whole island fells on your house and you got owned

I wish you all have internet problems

[JDC]

But your wish backfires and among all the people subscribed to your ISP, you're the only one who is unable to connect to anywhere.

I wish I had the power to travel through time.

[Oliver]

You can travel through time, but the first time you timetravel you spawn in the room you were concieved while the act of concieving is still in progress.

I wish I wouldn't develop fatal penis cancer in 3 months

[BlueFox]

you dont get it in 3, you get it in 4


I wish for a threesom

[VANCEPLAYER]

u get a threesom but theyre all GUYS !!!! haha

i wish i never found out about porn sites :P

[Eugene_Ciasullo]

i wish i had 4,000,000 on sA:MP

[BlueFox]

u get a threesom but theyre all GUYS !!!! haha

fine by me, aslong as they have fursuits on :P

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you get 4M but your my sex slave for life

I wish Kitsune was online

[JDC]

Kitsune was online but the first thing he does is ban you.

I wish I had the power to communicate through dreams.

[Grovyle]

Kitsune was online but the first thing he does is ban you.

I wish I had the power to communicate through dreams.

Granted, but you only talk shit (stuff not the word) thru the communication network XD

I wish a nice, rotten and smelly cheeeeez!!!