Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Grovyle on June 22, 2007, 10:50:47 pm
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ATTENTION: May put you stupid this game
Thats a bit wierd game but its funny, thats like this, you ask a STUPID thing and then the other member anwnsers and asks another STUPID thing.
Example:
Example_guy:
Why Pigs dont fly?
Example_awnser:question:
Because they fart alot
Why i am stupid?
Understood? :)
So let me start:
Why my PC is not a bird?
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Q: "Why is my PC not a bird?"
A: Because, when the bird was born, it fell over 32024398029342039480239423049823049 metres to it's death. Upon re-entry to the atmosphere, it burned up and cooked into a fried egg, which was farted into a cow. If the egg burped, it would be your computer. That is why.
My Question: "Why are doors similar to pancakes?"
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Q: Why are doors similar to pancakes?
A: Because an pancake is formed to
My question:
Why is humanity stupid sometimes?
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Q. Why is humanity stupid sometimes?
A. If you turn it backwards you get Rum
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Watti wheres your question? o.o'
So i will ask:
Why apocalypse will die?
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Why apocalypse will die?
Because Chuck Norris said so.
WHY do we press the buttons harder and harder in a remote control instead of just simply changing the batteries?
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Because if you press harder you wil hurt the newsreader on the TV.
Q: Why do pigs fly ?
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Because they are fat bastards who need to lose weight.
Q: Why don't cats fly?
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Q: Why don't cats fly?
Because they r ""pussies"", afraid of the height.
Q: Why did my mom gave me only a Name, but no Password ?
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Because your not a E-MAIL Adress
Why PS is not FPS?
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Why PS is not FPS?
This should be easy !!! Because there is an "F" preceeding PS in FPS.
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
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To get another Chicken! :rofl:
Why :money: is :money: ?
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A: Because sometimes they haven't even escaped the Royal Tower of London.
Q: Has Elton John ever seen an ice cream van full of seals?
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Because the seels are Insanes and Gays (ROFL joke)
Why Argonath?
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A: Because Michael Jackson said so.
Q: Why are clouds fluffy like white versions of pink fluffy sheep?
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A: Because there is floating sheeps :neutral:
Q: Why do people love Argonath RPG?
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Because they are the RPG Lovers :rofl: Of the laugh :rofl:
(no offence)
Why RPG, and not GPR? (Game Playing Role)
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Why RPG, and not GPR? (Game Playing Role)
Because when I sent those 20 letters to Greek GOD, he gave me the finest gold that has yet to be found on this planet.
Q : Why does the moutain reminds me of boobs ??
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cos your a porn addict :)
Q. Why do polish ppl lag so mush?
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A: Because Poland doesn't exist
Q: Who let the dogs out?
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A. Cos Gandalf was bored of Dogs, and had to make room for cats
Q. Why is Scotland at the top of the UK and near the top of the world....
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A: Because there was no room left anywhere else. In 2001, when Scotland was created, Tony Bliar had to establish links with someone outside of his office. He got drunk and so put Scotland at the top.
Q: Why am I drunk?
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A: You ate to many cupcakes!
Q: Why cant a dog dance like a hamster?
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Q: Why cant a dog dance like a hamster?
A: Dogs Cant Hamster but Hamsters can dogs
Q: How many People does it take to change a plug if the plug has been already changed by some one else?
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Q: How many People does it take to change a plug if the plug has been already changed by some one else?
When Albert Einstein was alive, he inserted his little finger in his ass, and smelt it. The next day, he came up with the equation E = mc2, where E = enigma, m = multimillionaire and c = carambaaaass. He died 2010, baring a tattoo of E = mc2 on his left cheek.
Q : Why do they say ""Opinions r like Assholes, everyone have them ???""
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Smart ass....
A:Because Assholes can be Big gaping or ...... Closed.... and Opinions can be the same
Q: Can a Match Box??
A: No
B: Yes
C: No But a Tin Can
D: Against Green no
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Q: Can a Match Box??
A: No
B: Yes
C: No But a Tin Can
D: Against Green no
Answer is E : During World War 2, i was sitting near my computer and playing Counter-Strike, then a female soldier walks in and ask if she could have some coffee, I pointed my mouse on her forehead, and before u know it ""BoooOOommmm !!! HEADSHOT !!!""" Then Jesus Christ came down from heaven with his left-hand covering his nose. I asked why is he covering his nose, he answered ""Who the hell farted here ??""
Q : What did u learn from the above story ???
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Smart ass....
A:Because Assholes can be Big gaping or ...... Closed.... and Opinions can be the same
Q: Can a Match Box??
A: No
B: Yes
C: No But a Tin Can
D: Against Green no
No Watti
I learn that War is a apocalypse of the retards ROFL
Why Aragorn is idle?
(do the most stupidest answer and big please ROFL)
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A. Cos Aragorn need to go........and have a ..........pee, and it takes him a long time to walk to the bathroom and to walk back, also i have heard that he is idle as he is idle in Real Life
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Q: How many Tuna fishes in a tuna fish
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Q: How many Tuna fishes in a tuna fish
A : In 1946, when Tolkien was having sex with a sex-doll, he lost his memory. Later that night, a monkey came into his room and wrote the book ""The Lord Of The Rings"", the only thing he forgot to mention is that Aragon would be older than Gandalf. Hearing this mistake, a Ninja appeared from nowhere, and chopped his tail off. He then made noodles with it., but it was not enough noodles to feed the whole town. So, they chopped off his hair and made spaghetti with it. Then suddenly, they heard bomb blasts and cars exploding everywhere. Everyone was surprised, so they brushed their teeth with the toilet-brush. Next thing u know, RAMBO comes rushing into the house, destroying all the walls and doors coming in his way. He then grabs the remote, and starts watching Cartoon Network. Arnold Schwarzenegger wasnt happy with this, he took out his 47inch Bazooka, and destroyed the whole of Eiffel Tower. Then he sings "Hasta La Vista baby !!!"
Q : Why do i always sit near the computer as soon as i escape from the Mental Hospital ???
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The mental Hospital Has computers
Q: Why?
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Q: Why?
A : Because.................. (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/thinkbolt/heres_spartaaa.jpg)
Q : Why is 6 afraid of 7 ??
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ahahah
A : 7 has a Penis and 6 has a But
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A: What was the question ?
Q: Why does Watti never ask questions ?
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Q: Why does Watti never ask questions ?
A : (http://img154.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-3949/loc1179/90281_quizdineqz0_copy_122_1179lo.jpg)
(http://img154.imagevenue.com/loc1179/th_90281_quizdineqz0_copy_122_1179lo.jpg) (http://img154.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=90281_quizdineqz0_copy_122_1179lo.jpg)
Q : Why do cats have 9 lives ???
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A To keep Chinese from starving.
Q Does the light in the refridgerator go out when you close the door ?
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A: I always shut the power off after closing the refridgerator, to save power :roll:
Q: Why am I addicted to Argonath?
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A: Because you are too addicted to Farts that you do not have time to play Argonath :trust:
Q: Why is my penis 11 inches?
:ps: It's scary :roll:
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A: Because you are on LSD
Q Is this a rhetorical question or answer?
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A: In fact, this is not. When Nintendo made Pee in 1988, they hadn't imagined how successful the only game, Pong, would be. Shortly after this, they released the Nintendo Cyanide. If you couldn't complete the last (and only) level in Pong, you could "top yourself" with the Cyanide capsule. In 2048, the Queen of Eurameriaustralasiantarctiarctic decides to nuke the whole world with a shower. In this shower, she built a flying washing machine and some other guns. These got her banned as they were minigun hacks. She then died.
Q: Why don't clocks look like beer bottles, and why do beer bottles kill me when I eat them?
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A: Because you kill beer bottles when they eat you.
Q: What's so funny about my face?
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Q: What's so funny about my face?
A : U look like Chuck Norris even though u have "My Name Is Brad Pitt" tattooed on ur forehead.
Q : Why does it seem that everyone is enjoying this thread ??
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A.AS in 1 AD When Jesus was 1 years of age, he founda time trave machine and went into the future and played on argonath,he left some happy fairy dust and left to go back to his home time
Q.Why Does Pawno sound like Porno when u say it fast??
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Q.Why Does Pawno sound like Porno when u say it fast??
A.because porno is always good no matter what the time of day it is
Q. Why do lots of people say they are the drug lord when every one knows that Petey is the original one??
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A. Cos they dream they will be Petey one day
Q.What happens if you put SA:MP and MTA VC together?
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A. San City Multi player Action
Q. why is petey the man everyone loves :D
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Q. why is petey the man everyone loves :D
A : According to Newton Law, when u release a cat from the cage, it grows into a tiger by every 2 seconds. But when u release a tiger from its cage, it turns into a juicy steak. So, when i asked Jamie Oliver if he can cook some meal for me, he slapped his wife, and chopped off her hair. The next day, Venassa Williams sang a song for the country, and the audience threw rotten tomatoes at Beyonce.
Q : Why dont my answers make any sense even though i did graduate from Harward University`???
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A. Because you didnt really anwers the question
Q. why is petey the poorest person in SA:MP right now??
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A: Because, in graduating from Harvard University, you couldn't complete Pong, Ping, or BANG! This meant that you took the Cyanide and killed yourself. 43 years later, you were re-incarnated as a sheep-fly-waste disposal collector cross. This meant that you liked eating laptops, and thus found your education status void.
Q: If a man and a feather both mate and become lovers, then jump off the top of the London Eye (http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel/UK/London/Highlights/LondonEyeFromNorthBank.jpg), which will land at the bottom first?
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A: Feather because the feather is alot heavier than men...
Q: Why do rattlesnakes not rattle but rattle instead?
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As if they rattle they rattle and if they don't rattle they rattle better than they rattle everyday for the rattle of the great rattle of the box pf cheese with the rattle snake inside it
Q.Why do laptops eat cheese and salmon?
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A: Because Salmon flaps on peoples Laps, and cheese stinks.
Q: Why is dave brainless?
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Q: Why is dave brainless?
A : He read an ad saying that "Donate Ur Brain And U Will Rule The World !!!". He donated his brain, but he forgot, he wont have the brain to think and the ability to rule the world. By the way, the ad was just a junk-mail delivered in his mailbox.
Q : Why do i always feel tired after waking up from bed ???
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Because you were in a WAR!!! W-A-R EIGHT! San Fierro VS Los Santos VS Las Venturas VS San Fierro yay!
Why i feeled stupid when i asked the answer to the question of answer?
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Cause they got fiber and stuff
Why blind guys need headphones to see?
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Why blind guys need headphones to see?
A : When they captured Saddam Hussein from his hometown Tikri in 1947, he was busy playing samp. THe soldiers knocked on his door, he said ""Let me complete this MOLE Mission first, u sicko !!!""" Two days later, they tore down the Great Wall Of China and replaced it with the Pyramids. Now, Cleopatra wasnt too happy with this, so she went for a swim in the INdian Ocean. The next moment, a great white shark comes up onshore and complains that there is not enough fish in the sea. Hearing this, RAMBO started drinking up all the water from the ocean. The next day, I was elected as the President of United Gates.
Q : What has wings but cannot fly ???
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A: A Penguin
Q: What do Counter-Strike: Source, SA-MP, Football Manager 2007, Need for Speed: High Stakes (Road Challenge in UK), Test Drive Unlimited, Medieval Total War, ER The Game and the epic film "3 slugs on a garden path" have in common with death?
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A: Perhaps we will never know
Q: Why does my head hurt from reading all of these questions?
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A. Because you are completly incapable of reading such an amount of words that your eyes will soon start to bleed....
Q: Why is Shifter Sexy?
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Q: Why does my head hurt from reading all of these questions?
Because they are RLY moronic!
Q: why do men have nipples?
this is a good one!! :lol:
Posted on: 27-06-2007, 13:11:28
A. Because you are completly incapable of reading such an amount of words that your eyes will soon start to bleed....
Q: Why is Shifter Sexy?
sorry, ahh seyfer is sexy only to you.
Why do men have nipples?
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Why do men have nipples?
A : Thats because, during groupsex, when there is only 1 girl and 1000 men, and all of the men wants to suck the girl's nipple, which doesnt seem possible, thats where mens' nipples" comes into play. LOL. (damn , i screwed this one up, sounds too gayish ..LOL )
Q : Why did the monkey climbed the tree, eventhough he knew the bananas were on the floor ???
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A there was something else up that tree....
Q What was up the tree?
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in the tree there was no bananas trying to climb the monkey's ass.
Q. why do american are fat?(most of them)
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A: Because they starve themselves too much.
Q: Why do french eat baguettes?
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I eat baguettes too so i'm very qualified to aswer that.
A. Because off theyr format you can cut it and put the slices of the choosen food more organized.
Q. why do kisses are frech?
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cause french dont kiss so we kiss for them
5 Drunks came out of a Pub and they all said....hey look a floor...
were they drunk or just tired
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A: Just tired.
Q: Why were they tired?
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A. Hey look a monkey!!
Q. What is that!!!... where.. over there... huh... what you thing
Now what is it?
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Mitsubicih eclipse GA TI!!! The new Mitsubichi!!! Of the San Fierro YAY!
*talking rly fast* Buy it with a coin
Where is the Casino of idiots?
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/me points to Petey
Petey..... has them.. in his ...... umm yeah lets not go there
Q : how many many Holes in a Polo
A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: 4
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A: E - 120,341
Q: Why does dave think polar bears are cuddly?
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WHITE gray!!!1 lols 111! Yes they are white grey o.o
Why 7 gives luck 100000% and why Europe is... ... Europe?
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A: Cause nobody understands the Q.
Q: When?
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A. Sometime
Q. why do people haves asshole and hidras(aquatic animal with just a hole to eat) don't?
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A: Cause Göran Persson got fat ass fingers
Q: Who did it?
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A. Someone
Q. why do humans have five fingers but Simpon's caracters only have four?
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omfg they are sick!!! o_O *ambulance sirens* ty now ny :3
Why? WHY??!?!?!?!
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:neutral: Aswer and question plz, those are your rules.
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LOL !!! WOuld really appreciate it if people ask "Questions", not just turn any phrase into question by just applying the "?" at the end.
Ok, here goes :
Q : What is this ?? "It goes in hard and comes out soft"
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A: Chewing gum! Thought you could get us right! :rofl:
Q: A name? What is in a name?
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PMP this is stupid answers, try to do a stupidest answer ever lol...
And my question was rly "WHY?!" you can do questions like that.
In a name is a angel, a infernus and a deluxo, because your lucky and have 1000 womens :3
Why laughing makes you... happy?
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Q: Why laughing makes you happy?
A: Because chicken makes eggs...
Q: Whos your daddy?
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Mine big mouth :D :D :D Look: :wow:
Why :cop: are with blue and not red of Benficaaaaa?? =D GO GO GO!
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SLB, SLB slb slb slb O GLORIOSO ... and so on. :lol:
A. Because the santa claus already is, and then criminal would behave right so they get gifts.
Q. WHY do red mean stop and green means go?
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OMFG because a super scary face sayed to do that if not the world would be destroyed and the super scary face would show his Hyper MEGA ULTRA scary face to the sourvivours die in 0,0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second.
Why hours are the... triple of seconds? lol?
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A. Because everithing has a matematical connection.
Q. Why do senses are five?
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Because we are not gays :)
Why evil is evil?
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A: Cause my mom is hot.
Q: Is black and white colours? Why/Why not?
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A. No because you got, black and white tv and colour TV. so those two are the oposite of colour.
Q. Do you think tiderman mom is rly a MILF???
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A: Yes, but my leg hurt.
Q: :war:
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A. :war: :rofl: oh man, I got shooted
Q. Why aren't there any two stories limos?
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Because i love Cheetah
Why i am noob????
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Cause pasta is more healthy.
Q. Why does abraham(presd off US) died at a theatre?
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A: Because the show was so horrible.
Q: What were they playing?
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A Michael Jackson concert
How was Michael Jackson around when Abraham Lincoln was alive?
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A: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... BANANA PHONEEEE...
Q: What makes Abe, Raham?
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A: Cause he is a potatohead
Q: PMP?
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A: Casino ... :)
Q: What make rich ppl turn into hobos ... ???
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A. gandalf :D
Q. why was is Blokeman kool??
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because he ate a pokemon
Why soccer is better from killing??
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A: What is David Beckham.
Q: Whats the differens between bread and milk?
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A: Bread is a Liquid and Milk is a Solid [your such an idiot can't believe you didn't know that ;)]... :trust:
Q: What is the 243584124324827-TH Rule on Argonath RPG?
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A: No eating the wildlife
B: Who's going home in an ambulance?
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A. apatient with a terminal dicease in the terminal stage of it.
Q. Why does Ronaldinho(soccer player) has so big theets or whatever the english call those things in our mouth??
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A. His dad was bugs bunny.
Q. Does a Zebra haves more black stripes or more white stripes?
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She had a smiley like this :) Entered and made zebra RED :)
Why angry is not sad?
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A. If you reverse verticaly the smileys mouth it is! :lol:
Q. Why do Americans call soccer to Football, and football to rugby???
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Because they are not dumb :P And Bush is a $%&34 =) :war: :war: :war:
Why girl isnt a boy
(Comment to my question: MAUHAHAHA will be the best answer ever XDXDXD)
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A. because during the process of the fetous develoment the X cromossom turn into a Y cromossom and then you got a boy.
Q.what is pres. Bush jr IQ????(I bet is arround 90)
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A: 2.46
Q: Where does Albert Einstein's porn country live?
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Removed
Reason: advertising porn sites...
Admin: Aragorn
A : Same amount as that in meatspin. com ( warning : Visit that site on ur own risk )
Q : What u learnt from the above site ??
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Its forbidden entering :)
Why youtube and not utube?
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Because youtube sells low sperm.
Question: Why do you live?
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Becuz im not a dumba*s :D
Can Sonic the Hedgehog swim? (Hint for stupid answer: He cannot, so do a stupid answer. So dont answer with "Yes" or "No" but do a stupid answer ok?)
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A. when was the last time u saw sonic swim, i know i think it was a tv show that used to be on :lol: expect he almost drowned
Q. when will Australia get faster internet?
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A: Never, because every time broadband is brought to Australia, it's eaten up by killer crocodiles and snakes which have nothing better to do than wank their teeth.
Q: Why am I addicted to cocoa, and I mean why? Really why. It's not like a cigarette thing (there's that too). It's a weird fluffy amoeba which loves train tunnels!
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'cause ur spacial.
Is there really 6 gay guys on the forum???
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no cuz gays eating pig meat and drinking sasquatch oil.
my question:
why elves have big ear and small dick?
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A: Because part of their dicks are in their ears.
Q: What could happen when you throw your parents with a shit?
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They kill u. And eat u to dinner :D
Why i dont stop playing SA:MP (OMG!! ITS TEH ENDZ OF TEH WORLD!! :rofl: )?
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cuz pigs are pink
why i dont eating spongebob squarepants?
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cuz pigs are pink
why i dont eating spongebob squarepants?
Well, becuz math is good, so he winned the math contest and u dint ate him, BTW, u found him and ate him, and u got amnezia. So u dont remember if u ate him. =D
Why Cry is not smiley XD
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Because god said so.
Why do the american currency is the dollar??
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Well when the person who created the dollar puked out his macaroni he said something like; Dollargh!!
Why do these kids sell lemonade in this idiotic small stands.
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A: 'cause you are a mad pizza dude in a chicken suit.
Q: meh?
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Sheep. xD
Woof?
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Sheep. xD
Woof?
Cookies
Who's your daddy?
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Smashing little Scarab beetles
Whats the strangest hobby you can thing of?
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collecting pee in a bottle.
Who is the real watti???? =P
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Mudguard
who is the real RON :O
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That guy
Who's abe?
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A car
If right is wrong then what is right ?
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Correct.
What is your favorite kind of water pipe?
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Correct.
What is your favorite kind of water pipe?
A small green one, i love the green color and its handy to put in ur pocket :D
What did you do last summer?
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Died. :)
Why today?
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coz My voodoo crashed into sea ... :S
Why does cats dont like water ... ???
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they prefer beer.
why is the earth flat ?
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Because its like a pancake :conf:
What is a chair?
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How the hell should i know?
When are we stopping asking these cool questions? XD
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When some £@£ admin lock this topic
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When some £@£ admin lock this topic
Wheres the question? <.< >.>
So i will make answer to UR answer...
Like Someone!
Whos Gandalf?
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A: My slave.
Q: Why do people hang up themselves?
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A: there is noone else around
Q: why do you hack ? :evil:
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i dunno :redface:
Why do YOU hack?
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i like cheese ... :P
hello ?
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A: Good Bye
Q: Who is that rat?
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(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6124/orlyps7.th.jpg) (http://img263.imageshack.us/my.php?image=orlyps7.jpg)
what a stupid topic :rofl:
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A: George W Bush
Q: Do i want a pony?
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A: Yes. According to the books of greece gods, every male rides a pony, while females sit at home watching them ride by a secret camere.
B: Why does the word Criminal exist?
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A: So that I can arrest you and subject you to horrible torture and have a reason for it!
Q: If i can buy 'shampoo' at the supermarket, where can i get 'real poo'? :D
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A: Then when i can touch your boobs :lol:
Q: Why you again read this Topic?
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A: Because im quit stupid
Q: Why do you take a shower?
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A: My last one was Christmas 2003
Q: If there are lemonade stands then why arent there cookie stands? :o
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A: Because cookies are gays
Q: Why im i so stupid? :o
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A: because you think cookies are gays :cry:
Q: Do you wear granny panties? :o
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A: because you think cookies are gays :cry:
:rofl: k..
A: Actually, i don't, i rather using womens :lol:
Q: Who tha fuc* are you?
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A: im santaclaus or my alter ego: "Blonde geile sinterklaas" as neostream calls me
Q: Is this the end of this topic?
Edit: forgot the question -isuck-
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A: My last one was Christmas 2003
Not surprised...
A: NOWAI! ;S
Q: Wanna have TeamSpeak sex with me? ;)
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Nah, another guy did with ya 1111111 years ago :)
Wanna have a party of Argonath Aniversary on TS? lol...