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Title: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 07, 2007, 02:46:58 pm
Has to be a girl IRL

Application:
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Skills:
Why you want to get married to me:

Happy hunting guys...i mean GIRLS :D
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Carhartt on August 07, 2007, 02:50:10 pm
 :lol: :lol: lmao
An application form ? Very funny.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 07, 2007, 02:56:27 pm
:P the way i roll ;) lmao haha
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: T r o j a n TM on August 07, 2007, 03:02:16 pm
:P the way i roll ;) lmao haha
???
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Marc2984 on August 07, 2007, 03:03:11 pm
My love ingame has left, now I really must be a gaycop :P
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: tiderman on August 07, 2007, 03:03:52 pm
???
The applications is his 'thang' lol
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If the dude must be a girl, why do you ask for sex in the application? O.O omgwtfbbq
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 07, 2007, 03:05:01 pm
I accept transexual jokes! Marc, why dont u bring ur gay cop ass to the hospital and have sex change :wow: lol
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Jadex on August 07, 2007, 03:07:14 pm
An application form to find a wife :lol:
That does'nt work.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 07, 2007, 03:10:01 pm
You watch. Ill put an ad in the Argonath Newspaper. xcasio will help me find a wife :)
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: dan_lcfc on August 07, 2007, 03:15:22 pm
Lonely hearts column? lol
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 07, 2007, 03:17:05 pm
yes :cry: lol jokes
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Gimli on August 07, 2007, 04:20:56 pm
I'm looking for a temporary wife until my wife ([EsCt]Andre) comes back... Anyone? :lol:


Application:
Name: Mickey Mouse
Age: 67
Sex: Yes, please.
Skills: Sex, rollercoaster screaming, putting dust on trees, eating the wind.
Why you want to get married to me: I do...? Oh! I mean, I DO because umm... I like pie :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Yeah_Ok on August 07, 2007, 04:30:47 pm
If the dude must be a girl, why do you ask for sex in the application? O.O omgwtfbbq

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: tiderman on August 07, 2007, 05:00:55 pm
Name: Gunnar Göransson
Age: 49
Sex: Pedophile
Skills: I know alot about youngboys
Why you want to get married to me: You are under 18
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Carhartt on August 07, 2007, 05:02:36 pm
Name: Gunnar Göransson
Age: 49
Sex: Pedophile
Skills: I know alot about youngboys
Why you want to get married to me: You are under 18

 :lol: :rofl: :lol:
lmfao
xcasio i think you should accept it
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Gimli on August 07, 2007, 05:04:23 pm
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
lmfao
xcasio i think you should accept it

I don't want sex with an old hairy man  :cry: :cry: :cry:

Tiderman, please don't leave me alone!
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Abraham on August 07, 2007, 05:17:19 pm
That does'nt work.
Tried it? ;)
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 07, 2007, 06:16:38 pm
Name: Luxuria 
Age: 94
Sex: It depends on what my customers need
Skills: It depends on what my customers need
Why you want to get married to me: It depends on how is big your................................... ...




















bank account  :D
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 08, 2007, 12:12:59 am
haha luca. lmfao! tiderman :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 11, 2007, 12:54:42 pm
You are confused Lionz...you are travelling trought a dangerous age and you may need our help  :rofl: Lie on the Psychanalist bed...Cigarette?  :cool: :D
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 11, 2007, 02:07:36 pm
My love ingame has left, now I really must be a gaycop :P
Good luck LMAO  :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: tiderman on August 13, 2007, 03:35:43 pm
Name: Gunnar Göransson
Age: 49
Sex: Pedophile
Skills: I know alot about youngboys
Why you want to get married to me: You are under 18

I be Tiderman and you be Tiderboy :D
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 14, 2007, 09:16:44 am
i like that a lot :D lmfao!!
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 04:25:30 pm
After reading this... I dont know should I cry or laugh.. Are there girls in SAMP anyways? Sure they arent "girls" ?

Sorry, if there really are female players. I just have bad memories about 30 year old men who pretend to be young females in the internet..

And about nerds who pretend to be girls to get free items in games like WoW or Guild Wars >_<
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 14, 2007, 04:44:11 pm
And about nerds who pretend to be girls to get free items in games like WoW or Guild Wars >_<

And you are an expert on this right  :D??


 :lol: :rofl:  :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: tiderman on August 14, 2007, 04:46:50 pm
I just have bad memories about 30 year old men who pretend to be young females in the internet..
.. You were dating a 30 old man? :neutral:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 04:55:23 pm
And you are an expert on this right  :D??


 :lol: :rofl:  :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Nahh, but I've met those kind of people :<


.. You were dating a 30 old man? :neutral:

Hell no, I dont believe in "internet dates" since you never can know if theres a 30 year old dirty perverted man on other side, pretending he's 15 years old hot teen girl -_-
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 14, 2007, 05:24:43 pm
Hell no, I dont believe in "internet dates" since you never can know if theres a 30 year old dirty perverted man on other side, pretending he's 15 years old hot teen girl -_-

Looks like you had a bad experience about that... :D Admit it! 
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 06:03:15 pm
Looks like you had a bad experience about that... :D Admit it!

Well, there is MMORPG called ConquerOnline, you're able to marry in it. I married some "girl" who was nice person, and he turned out to be 22 years old germanese man -_-
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 14, 2007, 09:05:44 pm
Well, there is MMORPG called ConquerOnline, you're able to marry in it. I married some "girl" who was nice person, and he turned out to be 22 years old germanese man -_-

ROFTL  :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Abraham on August 14, 2007, 11:07:33 pm
Lol Jnn! :D

I play wow now, and did like 2 years ago aswell, and there was always people, like 30 year old guys that asked if I was a girl, cause I played a night elf female warrior. and at times i just gave up and said: Omg yes, im a girl, give me 10g and ill get my armor off and dance.

-At the end of the night, i had about 160g :)


--The reason I play female characters on wow is cause, I prefer looking at a girl all day, then some ugly ass dude.
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Cross on August 15, 2007, 08:40:16 am
Lol Jnn! :D

I play wow now, and did like 2 years ago aswell, and there was always people, like 30 year old guys that asked if I was a girl, cause I played a night elf female warrior. and at times i just gave up and said: Omg yes, im a girl, give me 10g and ill get my armor off and dance.

-At the end of the night, i had about 160g :)


--The reason I play female characters on wow is cause, I prefer looking at a girl all day, then some ugly ass dude.


Lol !
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Chill on August 15, 2007, 09:02:09 am
Name: Dick D-evil
Age: 101
Sex: Necrophil
Skills: Dead People
Why you want to get married to me: Cause i like to kill ppl and have sex... Ohm.. Cause ur SOOOO HOT!
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: tiderman on August 15, 2007, 11:32:58 am
Well, there is MMORPG called ConquerOnline, you're able to marry in it. I married some "girl" who was nice person, and he turned out to be 22 years old germanese man -_-

LMAOOO!!!

I play wow now, and did like 2 years ago aswell, and there was always people, like 30 year old guys that asked if I was a girl, cause I played a night elf female warrior. and at times i just gave up and said: Omg yes, im a girl, give me 10g and ill get my armor off and dance.

-At the end of the night, i had about 160g :)


--The reason I play female characters on wow is cause, I prefer looking at a girl all day, then some ugly ass dude.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Jnn on August 15, 2007, 03:43:02 pm
Lol Jnn! :D

I play wow now, and did like 2 years ago aswell, and there was always people, like 30 year old guys that asked if I was a girl, cause I played a night elf female warrior. and at times i just gave up and said: Omg yes, im a girl, give me 10g and ill get my armor off and dance.

-At the end of the night, i had about 160g :)


--The reason I play female characters on wow is cause, I prefer looking at a girl all day, then some ugly ass dude.

Yup. And for night elf, a female is a must. Males are horrible baywatch boys :S

Only playable males are tauren, troll, dwarf, undead :P
And for females, all are good, expect tauren and dwarf -_-
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 15, 2007, 03:56:34 pm
Mmm... so Jnn married a girl who was a German boy and Abraham is an Online Virtual Transgender  :trust: I understand many things now  :D
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: BlackBird on August 15, 2007, 04:25:13 pm



--The reason I play female characters on wow is cause, I prefer looking at a girl all day, then some ugly ass dude.
i agree
if im gonna be staring at an ass all day it better aswell be a nice ass  :rofl:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Delll on August 15, 2007, 07:19:12 pm
Mmm... so Jnn married a girl who was a German boy and Abraham is an Online Virtual Transgender  :trust: I understand many things now  :D
I saw Sarah_Scalise running around LS in Grove skin (only men) :trust:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: LillMumin on August 16, 2007, 02:37:14 am
HAHA! :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: BlackBird on August 16, 2007, 03:05:19 am
I saw Sarah_Scalise running around LS in Grove skin (only men) :trust:
she must liek to stare at a guys ass all day then
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 16, 2007, 04:45:44 am
I saw Sarah_Scalise running around LS in Grove skin (only men) :trust:

:redface: *coughs  :rofl: Ok Ok you beated me...
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: Fred Pepper on August 16, 2007, 06:04:23 pm
Interweb dating service = Raep.


Also this is totally off topic, But your sig is wrong lionz, It's "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle :D

Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: z3R0 on August 17, 2007, 01:35:41 am
Umhh, i dont know what to say about this post. :neutral:  Lol,
Title: Re: Looking for a wife.
Post by: lionz on August 17, 2007, 07:18:57 am
lol :P
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