Once upon a time...

[Roske.]

The goal here is to make a short/simple but yet funny/scary/cool story
Lemme start

Once upon a time there was a special someone, he said HAI JEBUS, Jesus replied YO' FOO IM NOT JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERF*CKER!
The "jebus" pulled out a knife, stabbed the special someone, he died end.

[Lionel Valdes]

One upon a time, two guys were fighting.. After a long dangerous fight, one guy won and started celebrating even with pain. Another guy randomly came and shot him with a shotgun.

[Kavensky]

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess who wanted to marry a beutiful prince, but the lovely princess looked ugly so the prince killed her.

[aleksandar_gojkovic]

Once upon a time a Balla walked up to a cop car, entered it, and that balla and two white cops in the car went to get some coffe.

[Roske.]

Once upon a time of 21.12.2012 was nothing on the world END.

[McGarrett]

Once upon a time a new player joined the server from Norway.. The end..

[Nathan_Alexandrov]

Once upon a time a paramedic face planted the curb after tripping on an ALS kit strap. Morale of the story put things away properly...

[XSniper]

Once upon a time someone got sniped and died.

[Wrath_of_Fire]

Once upon a time there was a time.

[Nathan_Alexandrov]

Once upon a time there was a medic, and he played airsoft.

[Wrath_of_Fire]

Once upon a time,there was a princess who was so ugly,that no one in the castle wished to marry