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on: June 19, 2012, 03:44:47 pm
The goal here is to make a short/simple but yet funny/scary/cool story
Lemme start

Once upon a time there was a special someone, he said HAI JEBUS, Jesus replied YO' FOO IM NOT JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERF*CKER!
The "jebus" pulled out a knife, stabbed the special someone, he died end. :(


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Reply #1 on: June 19, 2012, 03:47:09 pm
One upon a time, two guys were fighting.. After a long dangerous fight, one guy won and started celebrating even with pain. Another guy randomly came and shot him with a shotgun.

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Reply #2 on: June 19, 2012, 06:33:44 pm
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess who wanted to marry a beutiful prince, but the lovely princess looked ugly so the prince killed her.


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Reply #3 on: June 20, 2012, 08:44:39 pm
Once upon a time a Balla walked up to a cop car, entered it, and that balla and two white cops in the car went to get some coffe.

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Reply #4 on: June 21, 2012, 04:09:01 pm
Once upon a time of 21.12.2012 was nothing on the world END. :D


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Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 04:53:02 pm
Once upon a time a new player joined the server from Norway.. The end..


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Reply #6 on: June 21, 2012, 09:21:53 pm
Once upon a time a paramedic face planted the curb after tripping on an ALS kit strap. Morale of the story put things away properly...


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Reply #7 on: June 22, 2012, 01:10:53 am
Once upon a time someone got sniped and died.


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Reply #8 on: July 19, 2012, 07:46:09 pm
Once upon a time there was a time. :lol:


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Reply #9 on: July 20, 2012, 04:05:32 am
Once upon a time there was a medic, and he played airsoft.


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Reply #10 on: July 22, 2012, 10:44:32 am
Once upon a time,there was a princess who was so ugly,that no one in the castle wished to marry :lol:


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