In light of the proof presented by this video and other recent circumstances, the imaginary and non-existent Argonath 2014 Commission of Firsts establishes the following:
First Argonath Video of 2014: iKhmTheCow
First Blowjob Given of 2014: =AV=Pingster
First Fatality and DM Victim of 2014: =AV=Pingster
First Kill of 2014: [Rstar]Rusty
First Admin Fatality of 2014: [Rstar]Rusty
Jest aside, although I was somehow disappointed by the lack of support from administration for a new year 2014 event (as we always had one the past years, since 2009), I applaud the players who took the effort to go to Los Santos City Hall for the New Year, and DJ Green of Argonath Radio. Here's to a great year ahead, guys.