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LSPD PSA: What can YOU do when the server gets invaded by a hacker?

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The answer is simple:

First you check if there are any admins online. If there aren't, you mobilize and try to take him down. With a hot dog van. It has to be a hot dog van, otherwise it's pointless.





That didn't work so good. The hacker only took damage from getting sprayed, but he had anti-freeze hacks.



So you have to take the next logical step - you find out where he's from, and make peace. We decided to give him an infernus as a peace offering. You also need to make sure he knows you don't pose any threat.





He liked his gift and let us live.



Vince of course escaped like a little bad girl during the peace negotiations.



AND NOW FOR THE FINAL STEP
You tell him to /gu. Since he trusts you now, he will believe you, and will be frozen there until the end of time.




The Infernus was later recovered from CJ's garage and returned to the state.




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wait. I'm not a bad girl

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Quote from: The Hacker
"adios al carro"
Oh my sauron, what typical mexican :(
*Manoni facepalms.* Anyway, good job officers. :lol:


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Oh, poor GamerU. I loved the outcome of this!



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Hahah, had a good laugh at this one!

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AND NOW FOR THE FINAL STEP
You tell him to /gu. Since he trusts you now, he will believe you, and will be frozen there until the end of time.

 :hah: Well done.



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AND NOW FOR THE FINAL STEP
You tell him to /gu. Since he trusts you now, he will believe you, and will be frozen there until the end of time.

 :rofl:

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That's why people should't trust you!  :app:



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I'll report you all for not reporting hackers.



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I'll report you all for not reporting hackers.

I suppose there was no edemens on  :balance:

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I suppose there was no edemens on  :balance:


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