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[SR] Soufflé on the Roof [SR] - Become A Soufflé Today!

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Offline MukdkTopic starter

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The Cause
Since the beggining of time, mankind has created an urge to laugh and entertain themselves.
According to the anthropologist Dr. Maurice Bonerfart "Since the Homo Habilis that the human
being wipped his ass on a rock just to make one laugh".
With centuries apart, a group was
created amongst friends that delivered great quantities of "fun" in small, medium or large cups
of creativity. This is their small story. A story of hope, desire, conquest and a small potato
chip in a mentally disabled horse's nose.

Quoting the XVI century D.B. Octodingus:
"Thy laugh, Thy laughter.
Oh my dear love!
I shall escape from slaughter
to the heaven above!"

The Quest
To ensure comedy in the Argonath RPG Server. Uptight people shall perish and bow to the ways
of a prime Gordan Ramsey Soufflé. We shall not disrespect, but we shall promote good times and
comradeship. To everyone who agrees with these objectives, thy shall receive a donkey with a
party hat.

The Soufflé Code
1 - Respect the rules of the server
2 - Do not be a vengeful, serious, uptight dude/gal. Please... We are dicks. Not pricks.
3 - Entertain with RP and have fun with every player on the server and community.
4 - Follow the rules above
5 - Do not follow 4)
6 - Haahahahah, seriously follow the rules
7 - Have tons of fun.

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Good luck, bewbs. xD

Reserved if needed.



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 :lol: Good Luck.


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We shall make Doctor Maurice Bonerfart proud!



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Good luck guys!

Edit:
8 - Rape a fish.
I find that very rude, no.

back again!


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best clan 10/10 much love



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beri much souffle


Who's a big badonkadonk?


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There's something seriously f*cking wrong with you guys... Count me in.

Que?


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Reply #11 on: March 24, 2016, 10:56:53 pm
I have waited for so long, I have waited for the perfect topic, for the perfect clan. I have travelled from the most eastern part of my bathroom to the western part. I have been looking for something, not realising what, there was a craving in me.

Was it human? No, can't be, last human I ate was that crack whore of a girlfriend I've had, used all my money on drugs.

Was it murder? No, for I have murdered enough.

Was it rape of fish? It could possibly have been.

But I, after years of craving, half a decade of starving, I stumble upon this. Dear Mukdk, you have what I crave, you have what I need, you have what will complete me. Can I... Can I have a taste?

Can I be a Soufflé Today?

"I converted more hackers to RP than we have regular players" - Gandalf (2016)
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Reply #12 on: March 24, 2016, 11:00:10 pm
The Soufflé Code
8 - Rape a fish.
Disgusting.
&
Promoting Bestiality...
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Argonath does not appreciate trolling / actual attempts to encourage criminal activity.

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Reply #13 on: March 24, 2016, 11:17:22 pm
Disgusting.
&
Promoting Bestiality...
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Argonath does not appreciate trolling / actual attempts to encourage criminal activity.
says the guy with supporting drug use in his avatar.

"I converted more hackers to RP than we have regular players" - Gandalf (2016)
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Offline TonySforza

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Reply #14 on: March 24, 2016, 11:20:37 pm
Disgusting.
&
Promoting Bestiality...
 :neutral2:


Argonath does not appreciate trolling / actual attempts to encourage criminal activity.

Thank God your authority here is less than shit.



 


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