I have waited for so long, I have waited for the perfect topic, for the perfect clan. I have travelled from the most eastern part of my bathroom to the western part. I have been looking for something, not realising what, there was a craving in me.
Was it human? No, can't be, last human I ate was that crack whore of a girlfriend I've had, used all my money on drugs.
Was it murder? No, for I have murdered enough.
Was it rape of fish? It could possibly have been.
But I, after years of craving, half a decade of starving, I stumble upon this. Dear Mukdk, you have what I crave, you have what I need, you have what will complete me. Can I... Can I have a taste?
Can I be a Soufflé Today?