VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Marcell]

like a bwoss

[Rapture]

RAM VAN VROOM 

[ZeRoX2]

He was ramming all over the place, flaming, and saying overall weird shit. Wait 'til Marc posts the kick reason

Stormeus, I lol'd so hard!!! That's what happens to pointless trolls 

[freestyle_Shadow]

LOL'd AT:

[Law Channel]Shadow.: can I lead the negotiation?,over.
[Law Channel][WS]Marcus: Lead the negotiation,over.
[Law Channel]Shadow.: can I lead the negotiation?,over.


Morphine s Crime: ZOMGASSUALT, Murders: 8, Cop Kills: 36

Officer hitmanek has suspected Shadow.. Reason: noob
*** Shadow. *noobface*

Connecting to 178.63.52.144:5192
Admin [VU]Stormeus has Frozen [VN]197HHNmay05.
Screenshot Taken - vc-mp-674.jpg
Connection succes. Loading network game.
This is not a deathmatch server.
Lost connection to the server.
Not connected.


[EAF]Klaus has joined the server.
*** Shadow. has crashed [EAF]Klaus.
[EAF]Marcell : LOLOLOL
[EAF]Klaus has left the server. (Timeout)
[EAF]Marcell : LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL
[VU]Stormeus : LOLd

*** Bank on flames
[Law Channel] Shadow. : Stormeus, go in,over
[Law Channel] Shadow. : They want you,over.

[Morphine]

Morphine s Crime: ZOMGASSUALT, Murders: 8, Cop Kills: 36

wee

[Ave]

Stormeus, please retrieve some logs from yesterday's massive lottery

[ferrari32]

[stormeus]

Code: [Select]

16:47 COMMAND [VU]Stormeus: jackpot
> The lottery jackpot is $100,000,000
16:47 [VU]Stormeus: ohohoho
16:47 [EAF]Marcell: lol
16:47 [WS]Legend: Lol
16:48 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMFD AT THE JACPOT
16:48 iiBeeTiiMMY: IM BUYING
16:48 [DC]Rapture: lol
16:48 [DC]Pups: And guess what no lottery going to happen:D
16:48 [VU]Stormeus: by the way, gentlement, that's $100 million
16:48 COMMAND [DC]Rapture: checkticket
16:48 COMMAND iiBeeTiiMMY: checkticket
16:48 COMMAND [HS]Tommy: checktickeet
16:48 COMMAND [DC]Mervin: checkticket
16:49 COMMAND iiBeeTiiMMY: jackpot
16:49 iiBeeTiiMMY: :oo
16:49 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:49 [HS]Tommy: I GOING TO BUY LOTTO
16:49 [WS]Legend: quick, let's do it now xD
16:49 LeetCreeperXXL: ME TOO
16:49 COMMAND [EAF]Avenger: ann Lotto starts in 5 minutes
16:49 iiBeeTiiMMY: WAITT ;(
> everyone buying lottery tickets
16:51 [HS]Tommy: lol number not avaible
16:51 [WS]Legend: pick another (1-25) ;p
16:51 LeetCreeperXXL: make some lotto event guys
16:51 [VU]Stormeus: We're already having a lotto event
16:51 [DC]Rapture: ooh
16:51 [HS]Tommy: i have a ticket
16:51 iiBeeTiiMMY: can i re buy my ticket?
16:51 [HS]Tommy: now what the fack i gotta do with this ticket?
16:51 LeetCreeperXXL: where do i buyd
16:52 [EAF]Avenger: wait for lottery
16:52 LeetCreeperXXL: WHERE I BUY ONE
16:52 [DC]Pups: If i die i lose ticket?
16:52 [EAF]Avenger: your number might win
16:52 [WS]Legend: when the lottery takes place, if your ticket is picked out of
16:52 [EAF]Kessu: ./c buyticket <number>
16:52 [WS]Legend: random, you win the jackpot
16:52 COMMAND [VU]Stormeus: jackpot
>The lottery jackpot is $999,999,999
>Everyone freaks out over jackpot
16:53 [VU]Stormeus: inb4 all numbers are taken
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: Guys, who wanna bet their lotto victory
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: that 15 won't win
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: xD
16:54 [VU]Stormeus: inb4 15 wins
16:54 [HS]Tommy: who got 13?
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: 15 never wins
16:54 [DC]Rapture: nor 8
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: I tried 2 years in SAMP with number 15
16:54 [VU]Stormeus: We'll see about that
16:54 [WS]Legend: i've won with 15 :D
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: never won ;D
16:55 [VU]Stormeus: Imagine no one winning, lol
16:55 [DC]Rapture: ye
16:55 [WS]Legend: xD
16:55 iiBeeTiiMMY: allah allah allah huu
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: what number will win!
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: la illaha ilahu
16:56 [WS]Legend: :O
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: help me HEROBRINE!
16:56 [EAF]Avenger: prepare your pockets
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: rabizidniilma :D
16:56 [DC]Mervin: Lol herobrine
16:56 [VU]Stormeus: Prepare your bank accounts
16:56 [HS]Tommy: HELP ME STEROID XD
16:56 COMMAND [EAF]Avenger: drawlotto
>No one wins
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: burn the other tickets
16:56 [DC]Mervin: DAMNNN
16:56 [DC]Rapture: KNEW IT
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMFD
16:56 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:56 [EAF]Kessu: LOL
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: LOL
16:56 Thomas_Mira: YA
16:56 [EAF]Avenger: buy another one
16:56 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:56 [VU]Stormeus: I CALLED IT
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: AGAIN
16:56 Thomas_Mira: i have a MILKSHAKe
16:56 [DC]Pups: Owww cmon.
16:56 [EAF]Kessu: Did I say that 15 can't win? xD
16:57 [EAF]Avenger: tell me if everyone is ready
16:57 [HS]Tommy: DAM WHY ITS SAY ITEM IS NOT AVAIBLE HERE?
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: NUMNUMNUM
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: This time
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: 15 has a chance of 1/25
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: It's almost better than last time!
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: xD
16:57 [VU]Stormeus: Almost
16:57 iiBeeTiiMMY: allah hu akbar
16:57 [VU]Stormeus: lol
16:57 LeetCreeperXXL: every nomber got a chance of 1/25
16:57 [HS]Tommy: better tha 13 :P
16:57 [EAF]Avenger: pl0x 4
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: hahah
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: its a 1 out of 25 chance LOL
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: I've never seen 25 win
16:58 [EAF]Avenger:  /c setwinner avenger
16:58 [EAF]Avenger: oops
16:58 [WS]Legend: xD
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: LOL
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: lol
16:58 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:58 COMMAND [EAF]Avenger: ann all ready?
16:58 [WS]Legend: I'll give it all away to hobos ^_^
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: YEA
16:58 [DC]Rapture: ye
16:58 [HS]Tommy: YE
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: JAJAJAJAJA
16:58 Thomas_Mira: i want to win in VCMP ;s
16:58 [EAF]Kessu: yessss
16:58 [DC]Pups: Yes.
>Avenger draws the lottery
>His ticket wins
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMFD
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: LOL
16:58 [WS]Legend: xD
16:58 [DC]Rapture: LOl
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMD
16:58 Thomas_Mira: WHAt
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: RIGGED
16:58 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:58 Thomas_Mira: OMG
16:58 [EAF]Kessu: LOLOLOLOL :D
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: !!!
16:58 Thomas_Mira: AVENGER
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: RIGGED
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY:   /C SETWINNER
16:58 Thomas_Mira: you chater
16:58 [HS]Tommy: XD
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: GOOD
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: AGAIN!
16:59 Thomas_Mira: WAT?>
16:59 [HS]Tommy: lol
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: ANOTHER 1 STORM :d
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: fuu
16:59 Thomas_Mira: Still
16:59 [DC]Rapture: lmao
16:59 Thomas_Mira: another 10
16:59 [EAF]Avenger: COME I SHARE DEAL
16:59 [EAF]Kessu: Aven
16:59 [EAF]Avenger: SEAL DEAL
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: i want 100k jacvkpot
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: 1 MIL 2 ALL OF US AVEN XD
16:59 [EAF]Kessu: Mind giving few mills? :D
>I tax ave all the lottery money he won
16:59 [HS]Tommy: YE
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: who the hell cars about giving away moneyz
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: 7!
16:59 [WS]Legend: t
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: 20 sept :D
16:59 [WS]Legend: muhaha
16:59 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:59 [EAF]Avenger: I hev ben taxed!
16:59 [HS]Tommy: LOL LEGEND
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: LOLOL

Off the record, /c setwinner isn't an actual command.

[Morphine]

a_a. I'm bound to break the Argonath heat level soon.

[Bass]

lmao!

[ZeRoX2]

lol'd

[LeetCreeperXXL]

help me HEROBRINE!  :bow:  :bow:  :bow:

Post Merge: September 03, 2011, 08:45:09 amSheep weed! 

[freestyle_Shadow]

Sorry for the nice resolution, ZeRoX, you are epic 

[ZeRoX2]

LOL, I typed insted of Home, homo. I'm a freakin' fast typer.

[Joaoseinha]

Yeah yeah,rite