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Reply #645 on: December 03, 2014, 04:03:23 pm
Quote from: Rytuklis on December 03, 2014, 03:04:35 pm
I'm sorry to burst the bubble, but posting your own quotes in the funny chat logs is kind of... Umm.. Well.. You know..  :janek:

It's like showing a promotional video which doesn't show how the work really is done.  :rofl:

Ohhh so you're saying you're hurt, pansy? It's just a few holes, tough it out.

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Reply #646 on: December 03, 2014, 05:41:43 pm
Quote from: Nylez on December 03, 2014, 04:03:23 pm
It's like showing a promotional video which doesn't show how the work really is done.  :rofl:

Oh f you  :neutral2:

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Reply #647 on: December 03, 2014, 06:12:49 pm


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Reply #648 on: August 29, 2015, 12:06:52 am


i4 is the best  :rofl:

Ohhh so you're saying you're hurt, pansy? It's just a few holes, tough it out.

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Reply #649 on: August 29, 2015, 02:25:58 am
Runs VC:MP ever so smoothly.

I think the chatlog of the triple heliblade kill during the smuggle would be better though.


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Reply #650 on: August 29, 2015, 01:25:12 pm
Quote from: Alarba on August 29, 2015, 02:25:58 am
I think the chatlog of the triple heliblade kill during the smuggle would be better though.
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Reply #651 on: February 15, 2016, 10:37:02 pm



Explanation of story: Police Maverick arriving on the new Island, I jump out of it after high speed arrival but throw Alan in water and drown him, Nylez then casually jumps after the helicopter

Good job Nylez  :rofl:


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Reply #652 on: February 17, 2016, 03:46:15 pm
So ... Fuzzie had announced to respawn all the vehicles.
He tried to do so, then this happened  :rofl:


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Reply #653 on: February 17, 2016, 03:58:55 pm
 When I said you respawnall on my count then you respawnall on my count or else you crash  :lol: :rofl:


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Reply #654 on: February 17, 2016, 04:34:54 pm
Quote from: Doom_Kill3r on February 17, 2016, 03:58:55 pm
When I said you respawnall on my count then you respawnall on my count or else you crash  :lol: :rofl:
I refuse to accept this reality!!  :(


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Reply #655 on: February 17, 2016, 04:54:16 pm
Real pro Fuzz


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Reply #656 on: February 18, 2016, 04:59:32 pm
Quote from: Alarba on August 29, 2015, 02:25:58 am
Runs VC:MP ever so smoothly.

I think the chatlog of the triple heliblade kill during the smuggle would be better though.
Really?
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Fuzz with helicopter blades to body.
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Doom with helicopter blades to body.
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Nylez with helicopter blades to body.
[EAF]Nylez:Lol.
Admin [EAF]Fuzz warned XkillerX of Heliblading



LOL.

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Reply #657 on: February 18, 2016, 07:09:42 pm
Quote from: XkillerX on February 18, 2016, 04:59:32 pm
Really?
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Fuzz with helicopter blades to body.
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Doom with helicopter blades to body.
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Nylez with helicopter blades to body.
[EAF]Nylez:Lol.
Admin [EAF]Fuzz warned XkillerX of Heliblading



LOL.

Making money in Vice City in 2016  :rolleyes:


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Reply #658 on: February 21, 2016, 05:59:19 pm


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Reply #659 on: February 28, 2016, 04:08:18 pm
The rage of VCPD against a lagger  :lol:




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