VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Lonewolf]

[Tomasiro]

Kek 

[Shawap]

[23:32:02] Shaw shouts: my car is smoking!!

[23:32:03] Pyro: rude af

[23:32:19] You are entering a Police [PD-025] owned by the VCPD.

[23:32:25] Nylez shouts: your car is an addict!!

[23:32:32] Shaun_Schmidt says: Hey Sarge

[23:32:35] Thomas_Lopez shouts: car smoking weeds!!

[23:32:35] Nylez says: Helo

[23:32:50] Thomas_Lopez: omg

[23:32:56] Thomas_Lopez: Shaw's car smoking weeds

[23:33:03] Vito_Lopez the cars inhales

[23:33:03] Shaw: lmfao

[23:33:08] the car* Vito_Lopez

[23:33:16] Vito_Lopez: lmfao

[23:33:18] Shaun_Schmidt: It will later nighstick everyone

[Kowalski.]

Really funny.

[Huntsman]

Really funny.

get outta here

[Kowalski.]

 

[Tomasiro]

[23:32:02] Shaw shouts: my car is smoking!!

[23:32:03] Pyro: rude af

[23:32:19] You are entering a Police [PD-025] owned by the VCPD.

[23:32:25] Nylez shouts: your car is an addict!!

[23:32:32] Shaun_Schmidt says: Hey Sarge

[23:32:35] Thomas_Lopez shouts: car smoking weeds!!

[23:32:35] Nylez says: Helo

[23:32:50] Thomas_Lopez: omg

[23:32:56] Thomas_Lopez: Shaw's car smoking weeds

[23:33:03] Vito_Lopez the cars inhales

[23:33:03] Shaw: lmfao

[23:33:08] the car* Vito_Lopez

[23:33:16] Vito_Lopez: lmfao

[23:33:18] Shaun_Schmidt: It will later nighstick everyone

Hao to smoke weeds Ft.Shaw's car

[danigold1]

[20:56:29] [NAR]Spartain has logged in.

[20:56:56] [NAR]Spartain: when was minimission

[20:56:59] Nylez: idk

[20:57:02] DaniGold: 15 minutes ago

[20:57:02] Nylez: can pop any moment

[20:57:06] [NAR]Spartain has left the server. (Quit)

[20:57:11] Nylez: omg

[20:57:12] DaniGold: hahahahahah

[20:57:14] A crate was found washed up at the shore near the Military base.

[20:57:16] Nylez: LOL

[20:57:17] DaniGold: fuck him

[20:57:17] Midas: lol

[20:57:17] Aky: LOL

[20:57:18] DaniGold: HAHAHA

[20:57:18] [NAR]tkthaman: looooollll

[20:57:20] Nylez: HAHAHAHAHHA

[20:57:23] Aky: rekt

[20:57:25] [NAR]tkthaman: hahah

[20:57:36] DaniGold: baited his ass so hard


Thats what you get @SPARTAIN for coming only for the minimission! 

[Kessu]

 

[Kowalski.]

Love that! 

[Edgplicit]

[20:56:29] [NAR]Spartain has logged in.

[20:56:56] [NAR]Spartain: when was minimission

[20:56:59] Nylez: idk

[20:57:02] DaniGold: 15 minutes ago

[20:57:02] Nylez: can pop any moment

[20:57:06] [NAR]Spartain has left the server. (Quit)

[20:57:11] Nylez: omg

[20:57:12] DaniGold: hahahahahah

[20:57:14] A crate was found washed up at the shore near the Military base.

[20:57:16] Nylez: LOL

[20:57:17] DaniGold: fuck him

[20:57:17] Midas: lol

[20:57:17] Aky: LOL

[20:57:18] DaniGold: HAHAHA

[20:57:18] [NAR]tkthaman: looooollll

[20:57:20] Nylez: HAHAHAHAHHA

[20:57:23] Aky: rekt

[20:57:25] [NAR]tkthaman: hahah

[20:57:36] DaniGold: baited his ass so hard


Thats what you get @SPARTAIN for coming only for the minimission! 

Assraped

[Lonewolf]

/do keke

[Kowalski.]

Had to bring it back, couldn't resist keke

Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!

Sorry Mex 

[LorenzoVER2442]

Had to bring it back, couldn't resist keke

Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!

Sorry Mex 

Gay

[Mex]

He wanted to reinact it lol