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Offline Sup_

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Reply #750 on: August 11, 2018, 11:30:33 pm
Quote from: MrMeeses on August 11, 2018, 05:16:53 pm
Had to bring it back, couldn't resist keke

Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!

Sorry Mex  :lol:


Quote from: danigold1 on October 06, 2018, 05:43:13 pm
10/10
this is the most minimalistic sig ever. i'm very impressed.

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Reply #751 on: August 11, 2018, 11:38:42 pm
Quote from: Sup_ on August 11, 2018, 11:30:33 pm
Spoiler for Hiden:
Quote from: MrMeeses on August 11, 2018, 05:16:53 pm
Had to bring it back, couldn't resist keke

Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!

Sorry Mex  :lol:



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Reply #752 on: August 27, 2018, 06:10:19 am
pfffft.


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Reply #753 on: August 28, 2018, 07:23:42 pm


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Reply #754 on: August 28, 2018, 07:43:07 pm
You really love killing yourself :uhm:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: danigold1 on October 06, 2018, 05:43:13 pm
10/10
this is the most minimalistic sig ever. i'm very impressed.

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Reply #755 on: August 29, 2018, 02:56:31 pm
Quote from: Sup_ on August 28, 2018, 07:43:07 pm
You really love killing yourself :uhm:

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You should know that Aky comes from "alright, kill yourself"  :dead:


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Reply #756 on: October 06, 2018, 04:39:06 pm
Some now-banned guy was running and /sur the moment he was gonna get shot down

I take him to WBPD

[#C79E57]Kowalski[#71BDD0] boots him in the arse, and sends him flying into the cell

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Reply #757 on: November 08, 2018, 05:19:51 pm





I was trying to ram Nylez, and my car caught on fire after I crashed into him, then I get out and Nylez bumps me, knocking me down near the burning car.






And karma pictured by Nylez.



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Reply #758 on: November 08, 2018, 07:32:50 pm
 :rofl:


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Reply #759 on: November 08, 2018, 07:46:51 pm
 :lol:

you need to be a happy guy to be.. a panzer

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Reply #760 on: November 08, 2018, 10:00:37 pm
 :lol:


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Reply #761 on: November 24, 2018, 07:51:06 pm


What a fuckfest


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Reply #762 on: November 25, 2018, 10:17:19 am
Dirty smugglers! I'll get you sued for this evidence of those events  :lol:

Ohhh so you're saying you're hurt, pansy? It's just a few holes, tough it out.

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Reply #763 on: November 25, 2018, 02:54:55 pm
Reeeeee im telling mom :(


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Reply #764 on: December 30, 2018, 01:15:21 pm


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