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Offline JackDockz

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Reply #765 on: December 30, 2018, 01:56:29 pm
Lol Jonathan that explanation was unnecessary though. 😂


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Reply #766 on: December 30, 2018, 02:22:16 pm
Seems like a few stars have aligned perfectly that day  :lol:


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Reply #767 on: January 13, 2019, 07:40:43 pm
RIP NAR

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Reply #768 on: January 13, 2019, 08:54:09 pm
F


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Reply #769 on: January 14, 2019, 08:48:40 pm


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Reply #770 on: January 15, 2019, 09:54:54 am
Quote from: Huntsman on January 13, 2019, 07:40:43 pm
RIP NAR

What's funny in this chat,  dude ?
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Reply #771 on: January 15, 2019, 12:45:47 pm


Then



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Reply #772 on: January 15, 2019, 12:57:02 pm
Quote from: Tomasiro on January 15, 2019, 09:54:54 am
Quote from: Huntsman on January 13, 2019, 07:40:43 pm
RIP NAR

What's funny in this chat,  dude ?
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I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Reply #773 on: January 15, 2019, 01:23:54 pm
cringe  :rolleyes:


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Reply #774 on: January 31, 2019, 05:05:00 pm


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Reply #775 on: March 05, 2019, 11:21:58 am
When you actually not in mood to listen someone but he is trying to get the attention of yours, 99% this happens

Code: [Select]
[15:42:01]  =TRC=Maddy has logged in.
[15:42:02]  =TRC=Maddy: gay
[15:42:09]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:17]  =TRC=Maddy: [EAF]Kessu last logged in 2 days 21 hours 49 minutes ago.
[15:42:27]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:32]  =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:42:38]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:42:40]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:44]  Thomas_Soprano: wot?
[15:42:51]  =TRC=Maddy: you're fishing
[15:43:06]  Thomas_Soprano: thx for informing i didn't knew
[15:43:17]  =TRC=Maddy: you fag
[15:43:21]  =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:43:23]  =TRC=Maddy: is my question
[15:43:32]  Thomas_Soprano: why should a person fish?
[15:43:42]  =TRC=Maddy: jesus
[15:43:45]  =TRC=Maddy: you dumb hobo
[15:43:45]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:43:49]  Thomas_Soprano: get that answer
[15:43:52]  =TRC=Maddy: are you purchasing any properties
[15:43:58]  Thomas_Soprano: then you will get your question's answer too
[15:43:59]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:04]  =TRC=Maddy: you're a complete idiot
[15:44:18]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:26]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:27]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:49]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:50]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:45:43]  You have sold the Ogras you caught for $2,700!
[15:45:47]  You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:45:52]  Cash: $2,700 | Bank: $554,014
[15:47:08]  =TRC=Maddy: Cash: $0 | Bank: $1,919,297
[15:47:09]  =TRC=Maddy: rip
[15:47:23]  You have deposited $2,700 into your bank account.
[15:47:23]  The government taxed $729 from the deposit according to the current 27% tax rate.
[15:47:31]  Thomas_Soprano: whatever
[15:47:38]  =TRC=Maddy: jeez
[15:47:43]  Cash: $0 | Bank: $555,985
[15:47:47]  =TRC=Maddy: stop being a fake
[15:47:48]  =TRC=Maddy: ffs
[15:47:49]  You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:47:51]  =TRC=Maddy: so annoying
[15:47:52]  =TRC=Maddy has left the server. (Quit)
[15:47:59]  Thomas_Soprano: :ok_hand:


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Reply #776 on: March 05, 2019, 12:26:52 pm
Quote from: Tomasiro on March 05, 2019, 11:21:58 am
When you actually not in mood to listen someone but he is trying to get the attention of yours, 99% this happens

Code: [Select]
[15:42:01]  =TRC=Maddy has logged in.
[15:42:02]  =TRC=Maddy: gay
[15:42:09]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:17]  =TRC=Maddy: [EAF]Kessu last logged in 2 days 21 hours 49 minutes ago.
[15:42:27]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:32]  =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:42:38]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:42:40]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:44]  Thomas_Soprano: wot?
[15:42:51]  =TRC=Maddy: you're fishing
[15:43:06]  Thomas_Soprano: thx for informing i didn't knew
[15:43:17]  =TRC=Maddy: you fag
[15:43:21]  =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:43:23]  =TRC=Maddy: is my question
[15:43:32]  Thomas_Soprano: why should a person fish?
[15:43:42]  =TRC=Maddy: jesus
[15:43:45]  =TRC=Maddy: you dumb hobo
[15:43:45]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:43:49]  Thomas_Soprano: get that answer
[15:43:52]  =TRC=Maddy: are you purchasing any properties
[15:43:58]  Thomas_Soprano: then you will get your question's answer too
[15:43:59]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:04]  =TRC=Maddy: you're a complete idiot
[15:44:18]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:26]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:27]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:49]  You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:50]  You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:45:43]  You have sold the Ogras you caught for $2,700!
[15:45:47]  You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:45:52]  Cash: $2,700 | Bank: $554,014
[15:47:08]  =TRC=Maddy: Cash: $0 | Bank: $1,919,297
[15:47:09]  =TRC=Maddy: rip
[15:47:23]  You have deposited $2,700 into your bank account.
[15:47:23]  The government taxed $729 from the deposit according to the current 27% tax rate.
[15:47:31]  Thomas_Soprano: whatever
[15:47:38]  =TRC=Maddy: jeez
[15:47:43]  Cash: $0 | Bank: $555,985
[15:47:47]  =TRC=Maddy: stop being a fake
[15:47:48]  =TRC=Maddy: ffs
[15:47:49]  You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:47:51]  =TRC=Maddy: so annoying
[15:47:52]  =TRC=Maddy has left the server. (Quit)
[15:47:59]  Thomas_Soprano: :ok_hand:

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Reply #777 on: March 05, 2019, 11:38:33 pm
nice logs of you fishing  :rofl:

Ohhh so you're saying you're hurt, pansy? It's just a few holes, tough it out.

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Reply #778 on: March 06, 2019, 03:58:00 am
Quote from: Nylez on March 05, 2019, 11:38:33 pm
nice logs of you fishing  :rofl:
Public chat can't be used as evidence


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Reply #779 on: March 06, 2019, 02:23:38 pm
Was waiting for Kessu to complete the transaction of the starfish island mansion, when I decided to have a conversation with this guy who was also online in the server, dude called himself out and got roasted hard.

[18:35:54]  Maddy has logged in.
[18:35:54]  You have logged in successfully.
[18:36:00]  Harry_SopranoT: sadly
[18:36:02]  Steal one of the following wanted cars and bring it here for a reward. This list is updated every 24 minutes.
[18:36:02]  Blista Compact[$1,100], Caddy[$1,000], Boxville[$1,200], Perennial[$1,100]
[18:36:05]  Harry_SopranoT: trc is closed.
[18:36:14]  Maddy: yeah, what can you do about it
[18:36:18]  Maddy: every good thing has an end
[18:36:25]  Harry_SopranoT: and why is that?
[18:36:30]  Maddy: confidential
[18:36:37]  The payphone is available. Use /payphone to call someone.
[18:36:37]  You will be charged $20
[18:36:45]  Maddy: damn soprano's are going in
[18:36:47]  Harry_SopranoT: that'll happen when you always trait people.
[18:36:47]  This is the fish market. Come here to sell Ogras you caught with a harpoon.
[18:36:47]  Current market value for Ogras is $700.
[18:36:47]  0 Ogras have been sold.
[18:37:05]  Maddy: I'm sorry, who are you?
[18:37:17]  Harry_SopranoT: I don't know.
[18:37:21]  Maddy: oh
[18:37:26]  Maddy: a wisecrack
[18:37:31]  Maddy: i'll keep that in mind
[18:37:40]  Harry_SopranoT: I don't think you have one.
[18:37:51]  Maddy: sadly, you're wrong
[18:37:59]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm happy to be wrong.
[18:38:04]  Maddy: good for you
[18:38:08]  Harry_SopranoT: best for you.
[18:38:23]  Maddy: don't talk out of your ass lmao
[18:38:29]  You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:38:37]  Harry_SopranoT: You don't have rights to order me.
[18:38:49]  Maddy: im not ordering you, you donkey
[18:38:59]  Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:39:22]  Maddy: behave my language
[18:39:27]  Maddy: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean
[18:39:29]  Maddy: :pewdiepie:
[18:39:36]  Harry_SopranoT: god knows.
[18:39:38]  Harry_SopranoT: :thinking:
[18:39:43]  Maddy: and you're stating that you're a god?
[18:39:56]  Harry_SopranoT: now you're completely talking non-sense.
[18:40:05]  Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:40:11]  Maddy: so, you do talk out of your ass
[18:40:27]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm not in modd.
[18:40:29]  Harry_SopranoT: mood*
[18:40:33]  Maddy: if you yourself do not know what you're talking about
[18:40:46]  Maddy: i know who you are
[18:41:01]  Harry_SopranoT: go lose spiller's cash.
[18:41:08]  Maddy: you're that wisecrack who posted the unfunny logs in the funny logs section
[18:41:20]  Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:21]  Maddy: Spiller gave me 1.2m
[18:41:33]  Maddy: I have more than 2.5m with me
[18:41:41]  Maddy: so, i'm still a millionaire when I give his cash back to him
[18:41:57]  Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:58]  Maddy: wtf
[18:42:07]  You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:42:10]  Harry_SopranoT: where did you get that scheme from?
[18:42:15]  Maddy: what scheme
[18:42:23]  Maddy: i thought you aren't in the mood to talk bro
[18:42:37]  Harry_SopranoT: double cash scheme.
[18:42:45]  Maddy: so, why are you initiating a topic my dumb friend
[18:42:55]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm not your friend.
[18:43:00]  Maddy: no
[18:43:00]  Harry_SopranoT: and you're dumb not me.
[18:43:03]  Maddy: you're my dumb friend
[18:43:03]  Maddy: xd
[18:43:11]  Maddy: you're the dumbest motherfucker i ever met
[18:43:13]  Harry_SopranoT: not funny.
[18:43:14]  Maddy: :samuel_jackson:
[18:43:25]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm going to abuse you if you continue this shit
[18:43:28]  Maddy: lol
[18:43:31]  Maddy: im so scared
[18:43:32]  Maddy: xddd
[18:43:37]  Harry_SopranoT: better for you
[18:43:39]  Maddy: xdddd
[18:43:43]  Maddy: now this shit
[18:43:48]  Maddy: is going up in the funny logs
[18:43:48]  Maddy: xd
[18:44:08]  Harry_SopranoT: go snitch people.
[18:44:16]  Maddy: why would i snitch people
[18:44:18]  Maddy: i can snitch on people
[18:44:21]  Maddy: i can't snitch people
[18:44:28]  Harry_SopranoT: you wrote truth yourself.
[18:44:33]  Maddy: yes
[18:44:38]  Maddy: im an FBI agent
[18:44:39]  Maddy: was*
[18:44:43]  Maddy: it was my job
[18:44:45]  Maddy: what do you expect
[18:44:54]  Maddy: you can fish all day and no one does shit about it?
[18:44:56]  Harry_SopranoT: None trusts you now, so don't be frank. This frankness is not needed now.
[18:45:04]  Maddy: im not being frank
[18:45:13]  Maddy: im being brutally honest
[18:45:16]  Maddy: this is a game my child
[18:45:21]  Maddy: stop taking it seriously
[18:45:26]  Maddy: you might end up in the hospital
[18:45:27]  Harry_SopranoT: taking this serious
[18:45:42]  Harry_SopranoT: *ignore.
[18:45:46]  Maddy: good
[18:46:15]  Maddy: after all this bravado, you proved to me one point
[18:46:21]  Maddy: you might act all macho
[18:46:24]  Maddy: but deep inside
[18:46:27]  Maddy: you a little bitch
[18:46:32]  Harry_SopranoT: like you
[18:46:36]  Maddy: so you agree
[18:46:37]  Maddy: lmao
[18:46:44]  Harry_SopranoT: I agree to a dumb.
[18:47:00]  Maddy: :what:
[18:47:23]  Maddy: ok ima post this in the funy logs
[18:47:24]  Maddy: xd

Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol


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