VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Tomasiro]

Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol

yo got offended dude, have a chill pill   

[Kessu]

Was waiting for Kessu to complete the transaction of the starfish island mansion, when I decided to have a conversation with this guy who was also online in the server, dude called himself out and got roasted hard.

Spoiler for Hiden:

[18:35:54]  Maddy has logged in.
[18:35:54]  You have logged in successfully.
[18:36:00]  Harry_SopranoT: sadly
[18:36:02]  Steal one of the following wanted cars and bring it here for a reward. This list is updated every 24 minutes.
[18:36:02]  Blista Compact[$1,100], Caddy[$1,000], Boxville[$1,200], Perennial[$1,100]
[18:36:05]  Harry_SopranoT: trc is closed.
[18:36:14]  Maddy: yeah, what can you do about it
[18:36:18]  Maddy: every good thing has an end
[18:36:25]  Harry_SopranoT: and why is that?
[18:36:30]  Maddy: confidential
[18:36:37]  The payphone is available. Use /payphone to call someone.
[18:36:37]  You will be charged $20
[18:36:45]  Maddy: damn soprano's are going in
[18:36:47]  Harry_SopranoT: that'll happen when you always trait people.
[18:36:47]  This is the fish market. Come here to sell Ogras you caught with a harpoon.
[18:36:47]  Current market value for Ogras is $700.
[18:36:47]  0 Ogras have been sold.
[18:37:05]  Maddy: I'm sorry, who are you?
[18:37:17]  Harry_SopranoT: I don't know.
[18:37:21]  Maddy: oh
[18:37:26]  Maddy: a wisecrack
[18:37:31]  Maddy: i'll keep that in mind
[18:37:40]  Harry_SopranoT: I don't think you have one.
[18:37:51]  Maddy: sadly, you're wrong
[18:37:59]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm happy to be wrong.
[18:38:04]  Maddy: good for you
[18:38:08]  Harry_SopranoT: best for you.
[18:38:23]  Maddy: don't talk out of your ass lmao
[18:38:29]  You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:38:37]  Harry_SopranoT: You don't have rights to order me.
[18:38:49]  Maddy: im not ordering you, you donkey
[18:38:59]  Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:39:22]  Maddy: behave my language
[18:39:27]  Maddy: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean
[18:39:29]  Maddy: :pewdiepie:
[18:39:36]  Harry_SopranoT: god knows.
[18:39:38]  Harry_SopranoT: :thinking:
[18:39:43]  Maddy: and you're stating that you're a god?
[18:39:56]  Harry_SopranoT: now you're completely talking non-sense.
[18:40:05]  Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:40:11]  Maddy: so, you do talk out of your ass
[18:40:27]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm not in modd.
[18:40:29]  Harry_SopranoT: mood*
[18:40:33]  Maddy: if you yourself do not know what you're talking about
[18:40:46]  Maddy: i know who you are
[18:41:01]  Harry_SopranoT: go lose spiller's cash.
[18:41:08]  Maddy: you're that wisecrack who posted the unfunny logs in the funny logs section
[18:41:20]  Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:21]  Maddy: Spiller gave me 1.2m
[18:41:33]  Maddy: I have more than 2.5m with me
[18:41:41]  Maddy: so, i'm still a millionaire when I give his cash back to him
[18:41:57]  Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:58]  Maddy: wtf
[18:42:07]  You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:42:10]  Harry_SopranoT: where did you get that scheme from?
[18:42:15]  Maddy: what scheme
[18:42:23]  Maddy: i thought you aren't in the mood to talk bro
[18:42:37]  Harry_SopranoT: double cash scheme.
[18:42:45]  Maddy: so, why are you initiating a topic my dumb friend
[18:42:55]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm not your friend.
[18:43:00]  Maddy: no
[18:43:00]  Harry_SopranoT: and you're dumb not me.
[18:43:03]  Maddy: you're my dumb friend
[18:43:03]  Maddy: xd
[18:43:11]  Maddy: you're the dumbest motherfucker i ever met
[18:43:13]  Harry_SopranoT: not funny.
[18:43:14]  Maddy: :samuel_jackson:
[18:43:25]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm going to abuse you if you continue this shit
[18:43:28]  Maddy: lol
[18:43:31]  Maddy: im so scared
[18:43:32]  Maddy: xddd
[18:43:37]  Harry_SopranoT: better for you
[18:43:39]  Maddy: xdddd
[18:43:43]  Maddy: now this shit
[18:43:48]  Maddy: is going up in the funny logs
[18:43:48]  Maddy: xd
[18:44:08]  Harry_SopranoT: go snitch people.
[18:44:16]  Maddy: why would i snitch people
[18:44:18]  Maddy: i can snitch on people
[18:44:21]  Maddy: i can't snitch people
[18:44:28]  Harry_SopranoT: you wrote truth yourself.
[18:44:33]  Maddy: yes
[18:44:38]  Maddy: im an FBI agent
[18:44:39]  Maddy: was*
[18:44:43]  Maddy: it was my job
[18:44:45]  Maddy: what do you expect
[18:44:54]  Maddy: you can fish all day and no one does shit about it?
[18:44:56]  Harry_SopranoT: None trusts you now, so don't be frank. This frankness is not needed now.
[18:45:04]  Maddy: im not being frank
[18:45:13]  Maddy: im being brutally honest
[18:45:16]  Maddy: this is a game my child
[18:45:21]  Maddy: stop taking it seriously
[18:45:26]  Maddy: you might end up in the hospital
[18:45:27]  Harry_SopranoT: taking this serious
[18:45:42]  Harry_SopranoT: *ignore.
[18:45:46]  Maddy: good
[18:46:15]  Maddy: after all this bravado, you proved to me one point
[18:46:21]  Maddy: you might act all macho
[18:46:24]  Maddy: but deep inside
[18:46:27]  Maddy: you a little bitch
[18:46:32]  Harry_SopranoT: like you
[18:46:36]  Maddy: so you agree
[18:46:37]  Maddy: lmao
[18:46:44]  Harry_SopranoT: I agree to a dumb.
[18:47:00]  Maddy: :what:
[18:47:23]  Maddy: ok ima post this in the funy logs
[18:47:24]  Maddy: xd

Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol

Nice of you to post logs of rulebreaks, tho' next time you want to report someone and yourself of rulebreaks do it in [email protected]

[Dabangg]

I will look after this.

[Klaus]

Conversations like this really make you question humanity.

[Tomasiro]

Conversations like this really make you question humanity.

[Kessu]

Conversations like this really make you question humanity.

The moment comments are way funnier than the supposedly funny chat 

[PANZER24]

maddy that's karma for sure, always learn not to stick your nose to things you are not involved in.

[JackDockz]

The Cringe was stronk,boy.

[Tomasiro]

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[16:51:26]  Maddy: lol were you spamming
[16:51:28]  Maddy:  /pickcrate
[16:51:34]  Maddy: just so you can make 1k
[16:51:42]  Goura: ok
[16:51:55]  Thomas_Soprano: is it an answer?
[16:52:10]  Goura: yes why noti remember a small log from one comment of rap devil by mgk

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Tattoo artist: "What kind of tattoos do you want?"
MGK: "Yes."

[Lonewolf]

[Kessu]

Nylez jinxing it

[Nylez]

Can't say you weren't warned 

[PANZER24]

Oww, yes, you warned us before 4 seconds of server crash, thanks to that I could successfully store loads of my weapons without losing them 

[Bartihan]

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