VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Tomasiro]

Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol

yo got offended dude, have a chill pill   

[Kessu]

Was waiting for Kessu to complete the transaction of the starfish island mansion, when I decided to have a conversation with this guy who was also online in the server, dude called himself out and got roasted hard.

Spoiler for Hiden:

[18:35:54]  Maddy has logged in.
[18:35:54]  You have logged in successfully.
[18:36:00]  Harry_SopranoT: sadly
[18:36:02]  Steal one of the following wanted cars and bring it here for a reward. This list is updated every 24 minutes.
[18:36:02]  Blista Compact[$1,100], Caddy[$1,000], Boxville[$1,200], Perennial[$1,100]
[18:36:05]  Harry_SopranoT: trc is closed.
[18:36:14]  Maddy: yeah, what can you do about it
[18:36:18]  Maddy: every good thing has an end
[18:36:25]  Harry_SopranoT: and why is that?
[18:36:30]  Maddy: confidential
[18:36:37]  The payphone is available. Use /payphone to call someone.
[18:36:37]  You will be charged $20
[18:36:45]  Maddy: damn soprano's are going in
[18:36:47]  Harry_SopranoT: that'll happen when you always trait people.
[18:36:47]  This is the fish market. Come here to sell Ogras you caught with a harpoon.
[18:36:47]  Current market value for Ogras is $700.
[18:36:47]  0 Ogras have been sold.
[18:37:05]  Maddy: I'm sorry, who are you?
[18:37:17]  Harry_SopranoT: I don't know.
[18:37:21]  Maddy: oh
[18:37:26]  Maddy: a wisecrack
[18:37:31]  Maddy: i'll keep that in mind
[18:37:40]  Harry_SopranoT: I don't think you have one.
[18:37:51]  Maddy: sadly, you're wrong
[18:37:59]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm happy to be wrong.
[18:38:04]  Maddy: good for you
[18:38:08]  Harry_SopranoT: best for you.
[18:38:23]  Maddy: don't talk out of your ass lmao
[18:38:29]  You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:38:37]  Harry_SopranoT: You don't have rights to order me.
[18:38:49]  Maddy: im not ordering you, you donkey
[18:38:59]  Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:39:22]  Maddy: behave my language
[18:39:27]  Maddy: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean
[18:39:29]  Maddy: :pewdiepie:
[18:39:36]  Harry_SopranoT: god knows.
[18:39:38]  Harry_SopranoT: :thinking:
[18:39:43]  Maddy: and you're stating that you're a god?
[18:39:56]  Harry_SopranoT: now you're completely talking non-sense.
[18:40:05]  Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:40:11]  Maddy: so, you do talk out of your ass
[18:40:27]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm not in modd.
[18:40:29]  Harry_SopranoT: mood*
[18:40:33]  Maddy: if you yourself do not know what you're talking about
[18:40:46]  Maddy: i know who you are
[18:41:01]  Harry_SopranoT: go lose spiller's cash.
[18:41:08]  Maddy: you're that wisecrack who posted the unfunny logs in the funny logs section
[18:41:20]  Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:21]  Maddy: Spiller gave me 1.2m
[18:41:33]  Maddy: I have more than 2.5m with me
[18:41:41]  Maddy: so, i'm still a millionaire when I give his cash back to him
[18:41:57]  Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:58]  Maddy: wtf
[18:42:07]  You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:42:10]  Harry_SopranoT: where did you get that scheme from?
[18:42:15]  Maddy: what scheme
[18:42:23]  Maddy: i thought you aren't in the mood to talk bro
[18:42:37]  Harry_SopranoT: double cash scheme.
[18:42:45]  Maddy: so, why are you initiating a topic my dumb friend
[18:42:55]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm not your friend.
[18:43:00]  Maddy: no
[18:43:00]  Harry_SopranoT: and you're dumb not me.
[18:43:03]  Maddy: you're my dumb friend
[18:43:03]  Maddy: xd
[18:43:11]  Maddy: you're the dumbest motherfucker i ever met
[18:43:13]  Harry_SopranoT: not funny.
[18:43:14]  Maddy: :samuel_jackson:
[18:43:25]  Harry_SopranoT: I'm going to abuse you if you continue this shit
[18:43:28]  Maddy: lol
[18:43:31]  Maddy: im so scared
[18:43:32]  Maddy: xddd
[18:43:37]  Harry_SopranoT: better for you
[18:43:39]  Maddy: xdddd
[18:43:43]  Maddy: now this shit
[18:43:48]  Maddy: is going up in the funny logs
[18:43:48]  Maddy: xd
[18:44:08]  Harry_SopranoT: go snitch people.
[18:44:16]  Maddy: why would i snitch people
[18:44:18]  Maddy: i can snitch on people
[18:44:21]  Maddy: i can't snitch people
[18:44:28]  Harry_SopranoT: you wrote truth yourself.
[18:44:33]  Maddy: yes
[18:44:38]  Maddy: im an FBI agent
[18:44:39]  Maddy: was*
[18:44:43]  Maddy: it was my job
[18:44:45]  Maddy: what do you expect
[18:44:54]  Maddy: you can fish all day and no one does shit about it?
[18:44:56]  Harry_SopranoT: None trusts you now, so don't be frank. This frankness is not needed now.
[18:45:04]  Maddy: im not being frank
[18:45:13]  Maddy: im being brutally honest
[18:45:16]  Maddy: this is a game my child
[18:45:21]  Maddy: stop taking it seriously
[18:45:26]  Maddy: you might end up in the hospital
[18:45:27]  Harry_SopranoT: taking this serious
[18:45:42]  Harry_SopranoT: *ignore.
[18:45:46]  Maddy: good
[18:46:15]  Maddy: after all this bravado, you proved to me one point
[18:46:21]  Maddy: you might act all macho
[18:46:24]  Maddy: but deep inside
[18:46:27]  Maddy: you a little bitch
[18:46:32]  Harry_SopranoT: like you
[18:46:36]  Maddy: so you agree
[18:46:37]  Maddy: lmao
[18:46:44]  Harry_SopranoT: I agree to a dumb.
[18:47:00]  Maddy: :what:
[18:47:23]  Maddy: ok ima post this in the funy logs
[18:47:24]  Maddy: xd

Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol

Nice of you to post logs of rulebreaks, tho' next time you want to report someone and yourself of rulebreaks do it in vcmp@argonathrpg.com

[Dabangg]

I will look after this.

[Klaus]

Conversations like this really make you question humanity.

[Tomasiro]

Conversations like this really make you question humanity.

[Kessu]

Conversations like this really make you question humanity.

The moment comments are way funnier than the supposedly funny chat 

[PANZER24]

maddy that's karma for sure, always learn not to stick your nose to things you are not involved in.

[JackDockz]

The Cringe was stronk,boy.

[Tomasiro]

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[16:51:26]  Maddy: lol were you spamming
[16:51:28]  Maddy:  /pickcrate
[16:51:34]  Maddy: just so you can make 1k
[16:51:42]  Goura: ok
[16:51:55]  Thomas_Soprano: is it an answer?
[16:52:10]  Goura: yes why noti remember a small log from one comment of rap devil by mgk

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Tattoo artist: "What kind of tattoos do you want?"
MGK: "Yes."

[Lonewolf]

[Kessu]

Nylez jinxing it

[Nylez]

Can't say you weren't warned 

[PANZER24]

Oww, yes, you warned us before 4 seconds of server crash, thanks to that I could successfully store loads of my weapons without losing them 

[Bartihan]

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