VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[JayL]

This is place for existant chatlogs... Parts of text made by players who were in the server...

Anyway... A while ago:

_clutch_: !wanted
Wanted Players: None.
_clutch_: !area none

 :razz:

[Klaus]

this happened yesterday lol

Jester: How do I type?

[JayL]

*** [R*]Ronnel joined the server.
TeaM_JayL: Ronnel! :O
Kimimaro[BR ]: hi
TeaM_Klaus: Ronnel, hey
Kent_Leone: :O
Matute: hai gandy
Tai_Izumi: xd
Kent_Leone: wow lol
[R*]Ronnel: hai...go to find my pass
Chuq_Norris: hey
*** [R*]Ronnel left the server. (Kicked)

Main Developers humor. 

[BDK]

here is 1

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>>[R*]Rusty Drowned
[R*]Rusty: pure Fail
*The_Joker*: did you have a nice swim?
[R*]Rusty: ya
*The_Joker*:damn i cud smell u from here
*The_Joker*: you needed that swim
Tris_Ancelloti: lol
a second

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*The_Joker*: Rusty open ur mouth
MatuteSforza: aww
MatuteSforza: joking Rusty
MatuteSforza: :D
[R*]Rusty: why you ain't spunking in it?
*The_Joker*: who me?
[R*]Rusty: ya
*The_Joker*: im pissing
*The_Joker*: cant u taste it?

[cumbia_chorra]

Korean: Im Korea
MatuteSforza: nice
Korean: ?
MatuteSforza: are you new into this server?
Korean: ajfksmsrjdi
MatuteSforza: heh?
MatuteSforza: ?
MatuteSforza: ...
Korean: korea
MatuteSforza: ?
Korean: xk
MatuteSforza: lol?

I got confused after that :X

[Ben_Jizz]

Joshhhhyyyyy : WASA I LICK HEAD
Joshhhhyyyyy : i mean dicks
[WS]Ben : erm Fail.

[Salmonella]

[SA]noud17 : If you join the WS get you than admin rights?
[WS]Salmonella : LOL ofc. not :P
[SA]noud17 : Joke!
Kent : lol wut

[BDK]

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>> Kent_Leone drowned
Kent_Leone: epic fail
*The_Joker*: you have failed the mission
*The_Joker*: Game Over
Kent_Leone:
*The_Joker*: please insert coins to play again
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this is wen there was me and Kent_Leone on the server
and i was using my calls to get my shipment of cars

[BDK]

here is one call that most of you must have recieved from me :P
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*The_Joker* [Call]: Get to the payphone in Little Havana
*The_Joker* [Call]: !hangup
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then on some people that take the car and deliver it
i do a small call to the police
!911 <player> stole <car> from <locatoin>

last tym i told Salmonella i reported him to the police, he thawt i reported him to admins :P

here is not rele a funny one, more of a RP
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*The_Joker* heads to Escobar International Airport.
*The_Joker* goes through Gate 1-8.
*Ther_Joker* flies home.
*The_Joker* left the server. (Leaving)
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[BDK]

wen i respawn i do
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*The_Joker* was reincarnated with the power of Saruman.
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[cumbia_chorra]

**lol has joined the game.
**lol left the server. (Kicked)
**lol joined the server.
lol: dont kick me
MatuteSforza: i didnt kick you
MatuteSforza: server did
I am an eye in the sky watching you!
lol: dont kick eye
**lol left the server. (Kicked)

[Fabio]

Mastr: !eat weed
Couple of seconds later...
Mastr: !eat lsd
Mastr: wtf

[Davron]

Mastr: !eat weed
Couple of seconds later...
Mastr: !eat lsd
Mastr: wtf

lol

TeaM-Klaus:Make me some money for my place
Davron:Ok
TeaM-Klaus left server.
TeaM-Evilrex joined the server
Davron: >
Come on to Evilrex sex party at the No. 1 Place Malibu Ti.$500.
Team-Evilrex: Will they be Sex?
Davron:Yes
TeaM-Evilrex: Yea!

[Davron]

Now a Mean April Foll joke by the VCMP Leader Klaus. ><

Davron joins the server
Davron was froze by Team_Klaus
Davron: O.O
TeaM_Klaus :We have some Proff that you was Money Checting
Davron:Wat?
TeaM_Klaus: Sorry but this is was your last chance of getting unban
Davron:-.O
Davron:O.O
Davron:OMG
Davron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
!pe,rmBnas Davron
Davron:OMG NO
TeaM_Klaus :O shoot Type
Davron:Please Please Please Please Do ot bann me Please I want ot be admin
TeaM_Klaus :Aprils Fool :p
Davron: LOLAMO

Btw they had other chats but i do not fell like putinmg them in

[Drix]

Okay here is a good one off a guy named [Korean]

***Drix : How culd you !!
Korean What?
]***Drix : Ram me and kill my gf

Korean : i am Korean


etc.. nother one

Admin TeaM_Snake Froze [Korean]
Snake : No dm okay and no carkill
Admin TeaM_Snake Unfroze [Korean]
[Korean] : Are you carzy?
[Korean] : I am God

**We all was laughing.
[Korean] : hahaha?
[Korean] : Fight????

Then.. laiter..
[Korean] : Drox shut up
Drix: Omg here it comes again
[Korean] : I am God

loool