Vice City Truths

[Agent002]

ISSUED SEPTEMBER 7 1986
No Charge

Sneak Peek

Weather Manipulation Device or A Nuclear Attack?

An extremely strange weather was spotted in September 4-5, where the sky turns red and clouds become green. The time was 11:20 PM.
There are no official response from the goverment, but conspiracists believe this was a weather manipulation by the US goverment that gone wrong. Others believe that it was a sick joke from someone to trick people into believing that a nuclear war has started.

Sponsored by The Gonzales Corporation.

[Alarba]

The work of alien llamas for sure

[Silent]

Llamas are extinct mate

[Klaus]

Llamas are extinct mate

Alarba chasing Silent

[Kessu]

Alarba chasing Silent

Rather accurate. There's been stories that Silent is still running 

[Agent002]

ISSUED SEPTEMBER 9 1986
No Charge

Breaking News

Weather Manipulation Device or A Nuclear Attack?

An extremely strange weather was spotted in September 4-5, where the sky turns red and clouds become green. The time was 11:20 PM.
There are no official response from the goverment, but conspiracists believe this was a weather manipulation by the US goverment that gone wrong. Others believe that it was a sick joke from someone to trick people into believing that a nuclear war has started.

Interview With A Retired Cop

Today, our reporters approached Silent, a retired policeman to ask about his recent decision to temporarily retire.

Spoiler for Transcript:

Martino_Gonzales says: Alright
Martino_Gonzales says: I'll ask you few questions
[MKt]Silent says: cool
[MKt]Silent says: im ready mr Gonzales
Martino_Gonzales says: You're retired for a while, yes?
[MKt]Silent says: indeed
Martino_Gonzales says: What's your thoughts?
[MKt]Silent says: my thoughts
Martino_Gonzales says: On retiring
[MKt]Silent says: i think it was a good decision
[MKt]Silent says: they were treating me like i was useless
[MKt]Silent says: after all the work i did
Martino_Gonzales says: Alright
[MKt]Silent says: anyways after i left i helped out samir a lot
Martino_Gonzales says: Any future endeavors?
Martino_Gonzales says: Any plans?
[MKt]Silent says: hmm not really
[MKt]Silent says: i just hope to get a nice boss and a nice family
[MKt]Silent says: and help out as much i can
Martino_Gonzales says: Alright

Interview With A Released Criminal

Today, our reporters approached Maddy, a criminal to ask about his previous job. He later alllegedly died for being hit by a llama.

Spoiler for Transcript:

Martino_Gonzales says: Hello
=TRC=Maddy says: hello
Martino_Gonzales says: I am Martino Gonzales
Martino_Gonzales says: Your boss and reporter
=TRC=Maddy says: you're my boss you idiot
=TRC=Maddy says: what's up?
Martino_Gonzales says: Any comments on the court's decision to jail you up?
=TRC=Maddy says: so better make it quick
=TRC=Maddy says: fuck court
=TRC=Maddy says: i came to the jail myself
Martino_Gonzales says: Anything else?
=TRC=Maddy says: ye
Martino_Gonzales says: Alright
=TRC=Maddy says: I was bored
Martino_Gonzales says: Good
=TRC=Maddy says: of running away from the cops
=TRC=Maddy says: so I pitied the golddigger cops
=TRC=Maddy says: who were hungry to jail me so they can get moni
=TRC=Maddy says: so I came to the jail meself
=TRC=Maddy says: i badass
Martino_Gonzales says: Thanks for your time
=TRC=Maddy says: aight
=TRC=Maddy says: this goin in the paper
=TRC=Maddy says: ?

Dead Man Found In the Freezer

Complains about bad ice cream smell has led to the check up of the freezer, where a horrific scene was on: A dead policeman's corpse hung on the freezer of the Cherry Popper's Ice Cream factory. The police has no comment yet on this situation, but witnesses said they spotted three men doing something in the back of the factory. Additional deaths are also found: a dead guard who was supposed to be in the freezer control room. This led to the alleged result of what was supposed to be a body disposal done by the criminals. The three suspects are still at large.

Sponsored by The Gonzales Corporation.

[Agent002]

ISSUED SEPTEMBER 16 1986
No Charge

Breaking News

Businessman Shot At The Bank

Big shot businessman Martino Gonzales was shot yesterday in Little Haiti, in the front of the El Banco Corrupto Grande. He was shot by a policeman. His partner neutralized the threat and brought Martino to the hospital. The police seems to ignore this incident.

Freighter From San Andreas Robbed!

Today, two white males disguised as dock workers stormed the Chartered Libertine Lines ship docked at Viceport from San Andreas and took two containers with weapons, supplies and jewelry. The gun fight on the streets caused the death of 37 guards. Multiple weapons were used, such as .38 Snub Nosed, Magnum, AK-47 and Stubby Shotgun. The police ignored this completely and insulted the people who tried to call the police, leaving the additional deaths of 7 sailors.

Lawnmower Kills Two

A lawnmower killed a couple of young husband and wife. It was presumed that the lawnmower malfunctioned and drove on the couple who were lying down the grass at the moment. The funeral's set today at The WO FT CHAU.

Lone Gunman Shoots Four

A lone gunman used a sniper rifle to take down four cops guarding the Vice Port crane. This included three VCPD Officers and one SWAT Trainee. The suspect is at large, but he's presumed to be in a big criminal organization, regarding such professional murder.

Sponsored by The Gonzales Corporation.

[Agent002]

-Republised, see below posts-

[adam_malik]

 

[Silent]

SWAT trainee shot XD yeah by dm

[Agent002]

SWAT trainee shot XD yeah by dm

Screech it over, it's not.

[Agent002]

An Air France cargo was robbed yesterday by two assailants with heavy weapons. $50,000 was lost. The police has no clue on who did this.

[1932]

lol no sponsors?anyway i love your this topic

[[NAR]Kody]

An Air France cargo was robbed yesterday by two assailants with heavy weapons. $50,000 was lost. The police has no clue on who did this.

police can only kill smugglers >.<

[Agent002]

ISSUED SEPTEMBER 26 1986
No Charge

Breaking News

SWAT Trainee Shot

The crime scene.

SWAT Trainee Simon Silford was shot today in the Grand Vice Hotel by two assailaints. They were armed with Ithaca 37,
a normal one with a wooden buttstock and Ithaca 37 Stakeout. The police quickly arrived at the scene. One officer was also shot. The victims are being treatened in the hospital.

Man Killed And Disposed

The police found a young dead man in Little Havana, near the Airport. The body was found in a nuclear sewer pipe, floating. The body's identified to be Carlo Flores. A Sentinel XS was also near, badly damaged and noticeably shattered front glass, indicating that the victim was killed inside the car.

The crime scene.

Police anticipation of how the victim was killed.

Air France Robbed!

An Air France cargo was robbed yesterday by two assailants with heavy weapons. $50,000 was lost.
The police investigation reveals the two man mentioned stole P.I.G clothes from the Security Room.
The robbery happened at about 12:00 and lasted for about an hour with large sums of cash stolen.
It is also revealed that the police found tracks of two Baggage Handlers stolen and a Burrito van used for the job.
The Argonath Department of State and Escobar International Airport has received many complaints, as well as angry letters requesting this to be investigated and their money back.

Circus Turns Slaughterhouse!

In Sunday, September 24, a circus was shown for cancer charity. It had insane stunts: A Packer truck spinning around in high speed and actors ride on the Packer slide.

However, the circus was interrupted by a police officer who requested the removal of the circus, saying it was "too dangerous".
This caused a massive gunfight between the police force and the security guards: 4-6 police officers died in the scene.
The main target of a police force is a man with an Ithaca 37 normal type, rather short and has a fedora of what the civillians call "the dead hat": the fedora appears as a symbol of the man.

Sponsored by The Gonzales Corporation.