Vice City Truths

[Roy Earle]

Is the writer of this newspaper still alive?

[Klaus]

Is the writer of this newspaper still alive?

He's experiencing some technical difficulties at the moment.

[Agent002]

The writer was killed by a hitman who was sent to eliminate him. He died being strangled.

[adam_malik]

The writer was killed by a hitman who was sent to eliminate him. He died being strangled.

RIP 

[Huntsman]

FBI denies any knowledge

[Agent002]

FBI denies any knowledge

Rumour has it the NSA hired an agent to eliminate "Paulie Manza", the former writer to "keep the peace".

[Silent]

Well i wonder who that hitman was 

[Klaus]

 

[SamirM]

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LOKAL REZIDENT ''SAKEMAHM'' HAZ JUEST ROZZSTED DA VEE SEE PEE DEE
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Hier are da responzes from loakl seeteezens

        ''dayum son doze guis juts got ROZSTRED''
        ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH''
        ''dey derzerv it''

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[Huntsman]

I wonder if your mom dropped you when you were little 

[SamirM]

I wonder if your mom drank gasoline while you were a fetus.. jk

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LOKAL REZIDENT ''SAKEMAHM'' HAZ JUEST ROZZSTED DA VEE SEE PEE DEE CHIEF OF POLIZZZE
''i wonedr if ur momma darnk gassolin whiel u were feturs''
Hier are da responzes from loakl seeteezens

        ''dayum son dat gui juts got ROZSTRED''
        ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH''
        ''he derzerv it''

Only at the Vice City Truths.copyright and trademark of Gonzales Incorporated any and all copying will result in severing your head off with a chainsaw a lawsuit

[Huntsman]

I wonder if your mom drank gasoline while you were a fetus.. jk

brejkn' njuz

LOKAL REZIDENT ''SAKEMAHM'' HAZ JUEST ROZZSTED DA VEE SEE PEE DEE CHIEF OF POLIZZZE
''i wonedr if ur momma darnk gassolin whiel u were feturs''

Why do you think I'm always on fire wrecking your ass? 

[SamirM]

(immature overused asshole ''joke'' coming up)
ur momma

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LOKAL REZIDENT ''SAKEMAHM'' HAZ JUEST ROZZSTED DA VEE SEE PEE DEE CHIEF OF POLIZZZE
''ur momma''
the narod iz šhokd, veri šhockd
Hier are da responzes from loakl seeteezens

        ''dayum son dat gui juts got ROZSTRED''
        ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH''
        ''he derzerv it''

Only at the Vice City Truths.copyright and trademark of Gonzales Incorporated any and all copying will result in severing your head off with a chainsaw a lawsuit

[Silent]

Im wondering if you attended primary school
Cause it looked like your family taught you what you know now

ROASTED SON

[SamirM]

silent iz šheet vee see pee dee helibalder
huntzman ken heliblaed better den u

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LOKAL REZIDENT ''SAKEMAHM'' HAZ JUEST ROZZSTED FORMER VEE SEE PEE DEE HELIBLAEDR IN CHEIF
''huntzman ken heliblaed better den u''
the narod iz šhokd, veri šhockd
Hier are da responzes from loakl seeteezens

        ''dayum son dat gui juts got ROZSTRED''
        ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH''
        ''he derzerv it''

Only at the Vice City Truths.copyright and trademark of Gonzales Incorporated any and all copying will result in severing your head off with a chainsaw a lawsuit