Mission:Test the shuttle built for future experiments.
Recruitment of the atronauts:The Agency put up an ad, saying it looks for astronauts, and that signups will be held in front of the bank.
A brave man, called AlanShadow, approached, saying hes here about the ad. As he was invited the first time inside the shuttle, he was hesitant and almost backed off, but after a little convincing, he got inside.
As the countdown to lift off started, another man, Spartain, sprinted inside the shuttle, saying he also wants to take part in this historical moment.
The brave astronauts inside the shuttle, before liftoff.
The pilot, a mustachioed chubby black man wearing a tank-top, started counting down to liftoff.
"STARTING COUNTDOWN NIGGAS! BRACE YOURSELVES! 10! 9! 8! 5! 3! 2! 1! HERE WE GO! YAAAA" -The Pilot
The shuttle quickly started gaining altitude, while the three astronauts were afraid AF, but didn't cry, knowing that even if they lose their lives, its for the good of all mankind.
The shuttle in rather low altitude, shortly after liftoff.
After some turbulence, the shuttle managed to reach space. One of the brave astronauts, Spartain, recalls: "Shit nigga that was so pretty up there, even though it was as dark as Little Havana's residents. Also I was really surprised seeing that albeit popular belief, the earth isn't flat!"
The shuttle after leaving the earth's atmosphere.
The shuttle successfully landed on the moon, there was nothing of interest there, but we put a flag we had laying around there for future visitors.
"Damn its cold out here, i should've put on my thicker track suit! Zero gravity's neat though." -AlanShadow, on his experience on the moon.
"The fuck? I still feel heavy.." -The pilot on his experience on the moon.
The men on the moon.
As the shuttle was nearing back into earth's atmosphere, the shuttle started falling apart, the pilot quickly handed over parachutes to the astronauts, and yelled to jump out.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT NIGGAS! THIS IS BAD! I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE BUT MY ALIMONY TO MY BITCH EX-WIFE! JUMP!!" -The Pilot, entering the earth's atmosphere.
Two of the brave(?) astronauts, bracing for impact.
The three men somehow landed safely in Ocean Beach, expecting the press to capture the historical moment, but none showed up.
So they had to walk on foot back to their homes.
"I thought lunch was included in the trip. I regret my decision to partake in this important historical moment." -Spartain
The astronauts after landing in Ocean Beach, note the black impact mark in the picture. That gotta hurt!
Signed,
Joe the astronutter
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