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PiMP and the weapon cheater...

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on: March 25, 2008, 01:46:02 pm
I just wanted to finish my egg hunt!!!
But no...Simple is not for Mr.PiMP, Mr.PiMP is unlucky and has to overcome all sorts of difficulties to gain his miserable $aurons  :hit: ->  :money:
Some DMer attacked me because I rammed him, he was on the middle of the road. I ran from his bullets. I told him to stop. I reported him.

Then we both waited, He said, "I'm going to grenade this car if you don't give me 5000$"
I reported him for weapon hacks, cause he couldn't have money for all the bullets he fired at me and not enough money for nades.
Then I got out of the car and beat the shit out of him. I almost got shot with m4.

I could see is pitiful threats. "You dea...*huh* XP"

And then he run like a sissy...


We went to the ammonation to pick up a katana. He must though he was a ninja or some shit like that... :neutral:
When he came back, I just finish him...

I went back to my egg hunt...with a 4star wanted level...
But out of nowhere, someone started to threaten me...


Well, what can I say. I was scared, afterall, he was a weapon cheater. We never know, he might chase me with rocket laucher or some shit like that.
But I'm idiot enough to answer to this guy.


He said again"ayo are dead.d"
And I answered with a hit on him and:


What happend to him next idk...
About me, well I got the chiliad egg and went to SF airport in a bicicle. And as there was no heli, I jumped the bike on top of a small boot next the heli spawn and waited.
And finnaly some luck, cadet Matias_Vokler appeared in a police heli and asked me to surrender.
I answered,"with one condition, take me to the last egg on top of LS skyscraper."
He agreed, and there we went. I got my egg, he got his 1000$ for jailing me.
And I had jail time with Mercutio.

Hope you liked this true story.
Don't forget to check out the next The San edition for more stories like this one.



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Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 02:04:49 pm
haha lol I enjoyed reading and seeing this :D


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Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 02:31:02 pm
lmao, i love ur the san mag btw.



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Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 02:59:06 pm
whats an egg hunt? :| :D



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Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 04:10:26 pm
whats an egg hunt? :| :D
It was a script that was on this weekend to celebrate easter.
Egg hunting is a tradition is some countries. Children looks for chocolate eggs.



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Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 04:53:53 pm
and when is the next egg hunting? :D



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Reply #6 on: March 25, 2008, 06:28:58 pm
and when is the next egg hunting? :D



Take an educated guess...

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Reply #7 on: March 25, 2008, 06:33:56 pm
August the 27th!

I thought this was Obi1 and jizzed.


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Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 07:19:19 pm
man you should really write some books about your adventures in argonath rpg  :lol: :war: :banana:



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Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 08:16:31 pm
and when is the next egg hunting? :D

If that's a serious question, then you don't deserve any eggs.




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Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 12:03:49 am
Hahahahaha funny man :lol:

Just to let you people know, jail is not fun :(



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Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 12:37:43 am
PMP...This is perfect m8 :D :D
I freaking enjoyed that :)


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Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 01:07:55 am
:rofl: Rocket launcher!!

Damn  :rofl: story



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Reply #13 on: March 27, 2008, 06:34:55 am
It was a script that was on this weekend to celebrate easter.
Egg hunting is a tradition is some countries. Children looks for chocolate eggs.
Chocolate egg's? awesome! i wonder if some looking for weed eg's :lol:

And awesome story!

Gay or straight / white or black / short or tall / thick or thin - I quote 2Pac on this -> "I don't give a f**k."
I mean, who cares?


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Reply #14 on: March 27, 2008, 03:10:40 pm
Way to go:)

Lovely, love to see more!: :rofl:



 


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