Funny chatlogs [old]

[Anto]

Someguy: Hey ron remember me man, im old player from MTA!
Aragorn: No
Aragorn : I only remember idiots
Otherguy(5) has joined the server.
Otherguy: Heyy RON REMEMBER ME MAN1!!1?
Aragorn: Sure i remember you 

 

Anto

[lionz]

Bob_Sagel(ID:10) was reported by Aleo(ID:8) for this player has humor

[rJCaiG]

just letting admins know, humour from the admin chat IS allowed, as long as it contains no top secret stuff (you know what i mean ) keep them up guys

[Luca_Scalise]

PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!

[LillMumin]

PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!

haha he sended that to mee many times too ^^

[Hyper]

PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!

 me to xDDD
he must have had all the cars gathered in one place xDD

[Anto]

Anto:/gotols

* Anto appears at LSPD

Pm from Vain(4): whAT HACKS DO YOU USE :DD
Pm sent to Vain(4): What hacks do YOU use???
Pm from Vain: HACKS EW HAXCKS WEBSITE SOBEIT
Pm sent to Vain(4): Enjoy your ban
Anto: /ban 4 hacks, www.argonathrpg.eu/forum for unban request
SERVER: Invalid ID

 

[Carhartt]

Anto:/gotols

* Anto appears at LSPD

Pm from Vain(4): whAT HACKS DO YOU USE :DD
Pm sent to Vain(4): What hacks do YOU use???
Pm from Vain: HACKS EW HAXCKS WEBSITE SOBEIT
Pm sent to Vain(4): Enjoy your ban
Anto: /ban 4 hacks, www.argonathrpg.eu/forum for unban request
SERVER: Invalid ID

 

LOL  I had to roar with laughter when i read it.

[UberPwner]

From a While Back

[DoA]Shifter: Im Lagging Like A Peanut!
[DoA]UberPwner: Do Peanuts lag?

[Anto]

LOL  I had to roar with laughter when i read it.

  
yeah in admin chat about 10 admins were laughing their ass off.

 :cowb:

[The_Wolf]

Some guy:Tell me how to make a server?
[WS]TheLegend:Do /makeserver
Some guy:Now what it said Server:unknown command , is it done ?
[WS]TheLegend:Yes now come give me 5k for that.
 
 whoa ... 

[Hyper]

[WS]Obi1: Im sueing Stracci!!!
Razor: Why?
[WS]Obi1: Their ganghouse made my left wing fall off
Razor: Good! Good! SUE them!

[Jaaskaa]

Watahel : Jaaskaa the wise
Me : Well ... better than to be called Jaaskaa the fool
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A guy :  I have a big trout
Another : Me too I want a big trout
Jaaskaa : Because you have a small one ?
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A guy : Mr FBI mr FBI I was shot
Me : So ?
A guy : Well arrest the guy who shot me
Me : Who was it ?
A guy : Huh ... I don't know
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A suspect : You have no right to suspect me in weed field
Me : Go read Aragorn rules on How to RP
Suspect : STFU noob
Me : No noob here
Suspect : Yes, you
Me : And you, ur going to jail
Suspect : No f...... noob
(I point a deagle to his face)
Me : Are you sure
Suspected surrended, hold your fire and cuff him
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A dude : Jaaskaa have erectile problems
Same dude : It's a joke he don't
Me : No, but I don't go hard for you
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While talking with someone on the highway today :
A random dude : Watahel ?
Me : He is not here, he is somewhere in LS
The dude : Oh okay
Then he left

[The_Wolf]

Hahaha Jaaskaa nice ones ... soon i will post more of my funny adventures

[Watahell]

Browsing some old Screenies:

Vu4eca says: I want do realize my dream ((this part I dont really remember exactly what he said))
[Rstar]Luca says: Have sex with a turtle in a dumpster?

 

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[TCL]Dogmatic: (0) /report 10 ramming like a fucking moron
[TCL]Dogmatic: p OOPS!?

 

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After running around punching me and saying a lot of crap:

Professor: (10) admins plss tell watahell to give me money plsss
[SG]Omri: (28) Profferser lMAO
[TCL]cDa: (4) xD
[TCL]Watahell: (5) funny chatlogs rofl
[TCL]Watahell(5) you were warned by [ALS]Daaan(21) for not giving professor money

 

Note: Professor was using a granny skin. Who could it be? :roll:

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cDa in xmas:

[TCL]cDa(10) says: drop by lspd gift time

At LSPD...

[TCL]cDa(13) gave  new luca scalise underpants to [TCL]Watahell(9)



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In the PD car...

[TCL]Watahell(15) says: rodriguez I thought u were SFPD captain lol
Rodriguez(20) says: i am
[TCL]Watahell(15) says: then wat u doing in LS o.O
Rodriguez(20) says: wanking
Rodriguez(20) says:
[TCL]Watahell (15) says: Good, then let Mr. Wanker here drive



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To end up, with a classic:

On Police Radio:

Wayne(27): there is alot of hammerhead sharks on sea, be warned., Over.
Gandalf(18): I thought they were dickhead sharks, Over.
Wayne(27): LOL, Over.
Frank_Tenpenny(9): lol gandalf, Over.
Wayne(27): do they ejaculate?, Over.