Watahel : Jaaskaa the wise
Me : Well ... better than to be called Jaaskaa the fool
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A guy : I have a big trout
Another : Me too I want a big trout
Jaaskaa : Because you have a small one ?
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A guy : Mr FBI mr FBI I was shot
Me : So ?
A guy : Well arrest the guy who shot me
Me : Who was it ?
A guy : Huh ... I don't know
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A suspect : You have no right to suspect me in weed field
Me : Go read Aragorn rules on How to RP
Suspect : STFU noob
Me : No noob here
Suspect : Yes, you
Me : And you, ur going to jail
Suspect : No f...... noob
(I point a deagle to his face)
Me : Are you sure
Suspected surrended, hold your fire and cuff him
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A dude : Jaaskaa have erectile problems
Same dude : It's a joke he don't
Me : No, but I don't go hard for you
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While talking with someone on the highway today :
A random dude : Watahel ?
Me : He is not here, he is somewhere in LS
The dude : Oh okay
Then he left