(I was driver/ bosyguard for president at the time, waiting for gandalf and ron to be called in to escort them)
[ALS]jcstodds says: Mr president sir (cough) your glasses
[ALS]jcstodds says: You need them to read Mr president sir
* jcstodds hands the president his glasses
Gandalf slaps [ALS]jcstodds (well punch actually)
[ALS]jcstodds shouts: OUch!!!
Ron: [ALS]dan_lcfc says: Break it up! Stop attacking your driver!
* jcstodds mumbles: Old man....
Some more that popped up in the meeting:
[ALS}dan_lcfc says: I really need to go.....
[ALS]jcstodds: Not in the corner NOOooooo!!!!
[ALS]jcstodds: too late........
[R*]kaltsu (PM): can you go outside so I can teleport?
[ALS]jcstodds (PM): Ok im round the corner
Gandalf: The SFPD chief is currently abducted by aliens right now
[R*]kaltsu (PM): thanks
[ALS]jcstodds: them aliens didnt stand a chance
...i had to kill aliens several times that night....:sigh:
[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
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WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie!
This is what was goin on on TS :
jcstodds: Stuart you buying that house?
Stuart: yeah
jcstodds: How much u got?
Stuart: what is 1000000?
jctsodds: Ok i think thats enough,(1 million?) how much is the house?
Stuart: I think he said $18k
jcstodds: U sure e didnt mean $180K? How much u got on you?
Stuart: 9k
(...)
I saw the funny side, I dont think ROn did xD