Funny chatlogs [old]

[rJCaiG]

Oh. I get it now.

 

[Niitro]

Oh. I get it now.

 

And get banned ...

[Vaeldious]

Random early morning Chatlogs:

[XD]Justin: Thanks for the house!
Vaeldious: .....
Vaeldious: What idea?
[XD]Justin: Idea?
Vaeldious: *house
Vaeldious: Crap I can't read tonight

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*[XD]Justin has stolen a car worth $4708.
sRy {Army}: Want me to hydra the car?
[XD]Justin: its a tank
sRy: :|

An idea of early morning mentality

[Justin]

*[XD]Justin has stolen a car worth $4708.
sRy {Army}: Want me to hydra the car?
[XD]Justin: its a tank
sRy: :|

An idea of early morning mentality

Not a good idea 

[Petey]

Gandalf: Well im off, kill me if u need food
=AV=Hafford murders Gandalf (knife)
=AV=Hafford: hmmm Chicken

[Justin]

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: ArmageddoN
HQ: Crime: try to steal a card, Suspect: Stradioto

[sRy]

  Justin

[Vaeldious]

[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
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WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie!

[Justin]

WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie!

LOL "Illegal aircraft in village" 

[Hakkapelita]

This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:

*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???

 

I Gotta say that's the best one thus far :D

[Vaeldious]

Seems like all the notable Funny Chatlogs seem to involve Ron.............

Coincidence?

-=V=-

[Challenger]

Groek (paramedic): respawn you stupid ambulance

 

loool

[Australia]

[SCENE] Ron was crouching in the garden in the middle of the strip in LV, I was a clown and my only weapon was Flowers [SCENE]

[NS]Lux: Ron i picked some flowers for you ))
 
[R*]RON: Get Lost

[Niitro]

Some funny texts at ARPD meeting
[R*]RON: The president of of America
*=AV=Niitro claps his hands
* [ALS]dan_lcfc claps
* snowman claps his hands
* =AV=Rodriguez holds his laugh

Well the president looked kinda funny , actually he looked like he just gett' out from the bed ...

[R*]Kaltsu left the server. (Timeout )
Gandalf: the SFPD chief is abducted by aliens right now
[ALS]jcstodds says: them aliens didnt stand a chanche...
Psycho_DoGG: Hands Up ...Pants Down

[Jcstodds]

(I was driver/ bosyguard for president at the time, waiting for gandalf and ron to be called in to escort them)

[ALS]jcstodds says: Mr president sir (cough) your glasses
[ALS]jcstodds says: You need them to read Mr president sir

* jcstodds hands the president his glasses

Gandalf slaps [ALS]jcstodds (well punch actually)
[ALS]jcstodds shouts: OUch!!!
Ron: [ALS]dan_lcfc says: Break it up! Stop attacking your driver!

* jcstodds mumbles: Old man....

Some more that popped up in the meeting:

[ALS}dan_lcfc says: I really need to go.....
[ALS]jcstodds: Not in the corner NOOooooo!!!!
[ALS]jcstodds: too late........

[R*]kaltsu (PM): can you go outside so I can teleport?
[ALS]jcstodds (PM): Ok im round the corner
Gandalf: The SFPD chief is currently abducted by aliens right now
[R*]kaltsu (PM): thanks
[ALS]jcstodds: them aliens didnt stand a chance
...i had to kill aliens several times that night....:sigh:

[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
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WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie!

This is what was goin on on TS :
jcstodds: Stuart you buying that house?
Stuart: yeah
jcstodds: How much u got?
Stuart: what is 1000000?
jctsodds: Ok i think thats enough,(1 million?) how much is the house?
Stuart: I think he said $18k
jcstodds: U sure e  didnt mean $180K? How much u got on you?
Stuart: 9k
(...)

I saw the funny side, I dont think ROn did xD