Funny chatlogs [old]

[Janar]

James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.

LOL, so fun!
haha!

[stof]

When i pulled over someguy.....


[WS]DarkRaven says: Greetings sir, turn your engine off.
*Some guy gets next to me*
Raengelo_Diaz: Hey Officer! You know what?
[WS]DarkRaven says: What's wrong?
Raengelo_Diaz: I had a great Goat sex 10 minutes ago! YAY!
(Dunno what to say,so i just said):
[WS]DarkRaven: Good, my son! Now go away!
Raengelo_Diaz drives away for more goat sex

HAHAHAA this is me and its Deangelo_Ramos...that was pretty random thinking back to it

[Malcolm]

Am i supposed to see this? 

No, you weren't, just ignore it  :razz:

[Oliver]

Player [AV]Matthew(61) Car Health = 6552/100

PM from Leon_Mokom(55): lol james is "shaking the hose"

[GSF]Joey(56) was suspected by officer Antonio_Puchinis(19) for rided on policeman

nikola_djurik: PUSOAFKEOFARGA:RGAORGA;FGAORG;OAROGA;FGOA;RGO;AROG;;A:FAOGJAOGROAMGODAFMGOARGMADFOGA:RBOAROGAKMOGMAOR;GAF:G
This is an international server, please use English in chat.

[AV]Traser(26) takes some weed and smokes it
[AV]Traser used some heroin,better lay off the drugs

[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio

[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face

[Rstar]Jcstodds(9) says: Unfortunately, many freecops are the cause of a massive inbreeding experiment in the 80s

[TruthSvensson]

[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face

Racist FBI on da street, yo'.

[Seskom]

Player [AV]Matthew(61) Car Health = 6552/100

PM from Leon_Mokom(55): lol james is "shaking the hose"

[GSF]Joey(56) was suspected by officer Antonio_Puchinis(19) for rided on policeman

nikola_djurik: PUSOAFKEOFARGA:RGAORGA;FGAORG;OAROGA;FGOA;RGO;AROG;;A:FAOGJAOGROAMGODAFMGOARGMADFOGA:RBOAROGAKMOGMAOR;GAF:G
This is an international server, please use English in chat.

[AV]Traser(26) takes some weed and smokes it
[AV]Traser used some heroin,better lay off the drugs

[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio

[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face

[Rstar]Jcstodds(9) says: Unfortunately, many freecops are the cause of a massive inbreeding experiment in the 80s

I already told Traser that heroin is Insected by needle not smoked but he dosent get it i guess, hes rping its a cuban sigar

[Bianconeri]

James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.

as u see i was online(see james calling unit 13, which is me if you look down)

i was laughing on this one, it really was a good one 

[Mister_Me]

[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend

[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol 

 :redface:

[David_Omid]

I was digging through my very old collection of chatlogs and found this:

Panda_Araatus(ID:6) was reported by Haldir(ID:20) for dying after I sniped him

[Winters]

Oliver, You forgot to mention that after i said that, It was a joke. Not a really big thing i guess..

[9r2e5i3k]

MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.

[Janar]

I was digging through my very old collection of chatlogs and found this:

Panda_Araatus(ID:6) was reported by Haldir(ID:20) for dying after I sniped him

Lol! 

[Traser]

MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.

Lol.. XD!!

[Oliver]

MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.

I was eating a human brain...

[Wash]

Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.