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Offline Fabio

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Reply #1725 on: February 15, 2009, 06:17:05 pm
Quote from: Wash on February 15, 2009, 04:29:09 pm
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.

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Reply #1726 on: February 15, 2009, 06:34:31 pm
Quote from: Wash on February 15, 2009, 04:29:09 pm
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.
It was Lustiggkure too :D

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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Reply #1727 on: February 15, 2009, 09:40:24 pm
 :redface:

"lustigkurre - he's too f**king creepy"

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Reply #1728 on: February 16, 2009, 09:06:19 pm
Freecop: Hi Stracci!
Me: How do you know my name?
Freecop: It's above your head, lol


Probably seen alot  :lol:

The Corleone Mafia

What the fuck are you looking at?

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Reply #1729 on: February 17, 2009, 04:02:46 am
I don't remember the name of the cop.

Player: Hey wata, are you coming?
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[AV]Watahell: Hostage Down.

Suspected for "bad CT". :rofl:.


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Reply #1730 on: February 18, 2009, 05:40:33 am
Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
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Guess who's next? And yes that is my homeland so prepare to die you orc!

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Reply #1731 on: February 18, 2009, 08:11:50 am
Quote from: Jaaskaa on February 18, 2009, 05:40:33 am
Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
[GSF]Killar : Oh thank you

LOL I rember this happened a few hours ago

Never forget...

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Reply #1732 on: February 20, 2009, 03:29:46 am
Crime of [AV]TraserSalva(32): Assault on police with toy guns


Indica: (26) If everyone in the world just smoked some herb, we'd all get along

Crime of Gimli(20): porsuiting me, ((and being a bot)


GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself



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Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Well

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Reply #1733 on: February 20, 2009, 05:33:34 am
lol  :lol:

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Reply #1734 on: February 20, 2009, 09:21:05 am
Quote from: David_Omid on February 20, 2009, 03:29:46 am
GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself

*Cough* I didnt do anything *Cough* :D

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Reply #1735 on: February 20, 2009, 09:30:31 am
Hahaha @ the above post.


I was scrolling thru some samp pictures and I saw several cops surrounding a corleone and this is what one of the cops said:

Trobby888(12) says: sup, surrender

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

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Reply #1736 on: February 20, 2009, 11:01:01 am
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu  :lol:


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Reply #1737 on: February 20, 2009, 01:13:53 pm
I was on duty, and Zesse was criminal.

He tried to drive away, and he almost made it:
Zesse: (33) Success!!
His car blew cause I shot it and he came around the corner:
Zesse: (33) FAIL!!

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Reply #1738 on: February 20, 2009, 01:35:17 pm
Quote from: stof on February 20, 2009, 11:01:01 am
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu  :lol:
Hahaha nice one


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Reply #1739 on: February 21, 2009, 01:40:33 am
Funny joke about Arizona and Maine.


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