Funny chatlogs [old]

[Fabio]

Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.

 

[Altair_Carter]

Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.

It was Lustiggkure too

[Lustigkurre]

 :redface:

[Mangus]

Freecop: Hi Stracci!
Me: How do you know my name?
Freecop: It's above your head, lol


Probably seen alot 

[Watahell]

I don't remember the name of the cop.

Player: Hey wata, are you coming?
[AV]Watahell: Negative.
[AV]Watahell: Negative.
[AV]Watahell: Hostage Down.
[AV]Watahell: Hostage Down.

Suspected for "bad CT". .

[Jaaskaa]

Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
[GSF]Killar : Oh thank you

[Marting_Riggs]

Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
[GSF]Killar : Oh thank you

LOL I rember this happened a few hours ago

[David_Omid]

Crime of [AV]TraserSalva(32): Assault on police with toy guns


Indica: (26) If everyone in the world just smoked some herb, we'd all get along

Crime of Gimli(20): porsuiting me, ((and being a bot)


GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself



Lavamike banned a guy called Jesus for car floating hacks

Admin MrEcks(14): That wasn't hacks!!! That was Jesus damnit!

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Oh

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Well

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Jesus has to make an unban request

Admin MrEcks(14): Lava you are just like the Romans, but give him three days and he will arise with a ban evade

[SeanC]

lol 

[JDC]

GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself

*Cough* I didnt do anything *Cough*

[EliteTerm]

Hahaha @ the above post.


I was scrolling thru some samp pictures and I saw several cops surrounding a corleone and this is what one of the cops said:

Trobby888(12) says: sup, surrender

[stof]

hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu 

[Thomas 'Leroy' Crof]

I was on duty, and Zesse was criminal.

He tried to drive away, and he almost made it:
Zesse: (33) Success!!
His car blew cause I shot it and he came around the corner:
Zesse: (33) FAIL!!

[Jserg]

hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu 

Hahaha nice one

[Reckless]

Funny joke about Arizona and Maine.